[mit-ac6] You know you're in a man's ideal world when:
- From: "CrAshOvErDriVe" <homie_29@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: mit-ac6@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 04:23:27 -0500
You know you're in a man's ideal world when:
Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call
to her real number.
Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response To
"I love you."
Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards.
When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd
appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.
Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the backside and a "Nice
hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.
Birth control would come in ale or lager.
Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL Team of
your choice.
The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.
At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your
window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car
like Fred Flintstone.
Garbage would take itself out.
Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife-to-be
with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"
It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned
it the following day with a full tank of gas.
When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with
would actually reduce your fine. As in:
Cop: "You know how fast you were going?"
You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place."
Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."
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