[mit-ac6] A little girl and a bird
- From: PaCMan <lil_shao27@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: mit-ac6@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 14 Nov 2002 00:02:17 +0000 (GMT)
>The Little Girl And A Bird > > >Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing
>in the nude. He saw a little >girl coming towards him, so he covered himself
>with the newspaper he was >reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do
>you have under the >newspaper, mister?" > >"A bird," the guy replied. The
>little girl walked away and the guy fell >asleep. > >When he woke up, he was
>in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police >asked him what happened,
>the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the >beach, this girl asked me
>about my privates, and the next thing I know is >I'm here." > >Police went
>back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you >do to that
>naked fellow?" > >After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I
>was playing with >the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its
>eggs, and set >its nest on fire."
todo na
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ShAoLiN
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