[mit-ac6] 101 Male Secrets
- From: Neil Santos <ne0_akt@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sat, 17 Aug 2002 15:36:04 +0800
>> [Friday] 8/16/2002 :: 5:53 PM -- NEWMSG
[note: Strings in between ``['' and ``]'' are my comments. --Neil]
101 Secrets girls oughta know about guys (source: TEENTRENDS magazine)
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer
presentable and neat girls. [Of course, good looks won't hurt.]
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy likes you for a minute, then forget you afterwards. (This
usually goes for strangers.)
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it just means you're
not thinking the way he is. [This hasn't been true in a long time]
5. Guys love girls with brains all the more than girls in mini skirts.
(When we say brains, we don't mean geeks.)
6. "Are you doin' somethin'?" or Have you eaten already?" are the
first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just so to get away from
stammering. [The keyword here is _usual_.]
7. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.
8. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad
characteristics.
9. Guys go gaga over a girl's smile!
10. Guys try to find the stuff toy a girl wants but would unluckily
get the wrong one.
11. Guys can be wastrels especially when they want to get an
impression from you. But they are actually price-conscious people.
12. Guys virtually brag about anything.
13. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. [Entirely not
true! Well... It may be true for a lot of guys, but everyone's like
this.]
14. Guys think too much.
15. Guys hate it when you talk much about your ex-boyfriend.
16. When a guy wants to meet your parents... let him.
17. A guy wants to tell you many things, but he can't. And they sure
have one bad habit to gain courage (and spirit) to tell you
everything, and that is drinking!
18. Guys cry.
19. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
20. Don't provoke a guy to heat up... believe me... he will!
21. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
22. Guys usually try so hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
23. When you touch a guy's heart there's no turning back.
24. Giving a guy a hanging message like, "You know, what... uh...
never mind," would make him jump to a conclusion that's far from what
you're thinking.
25. A guy goes crazy when a girl touches his hand.
26. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer
when they talk to the girl they really like. [I wonder if the author
of this piece knows the word ``articulate''...]
27. When a guy makes a prolonged "um..." or makes many excuses when
you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he
doesn't like you and he cannot lay down the card for you.
28. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow"
especially when they are given clues that the girl likes them.
29. A girl's height doesn't really matter to a guy... but her weight
does!
30. Guys tend to get serious with their relationships and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!
31. When a guy gets something that is too unyielding for a girl, it
would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
32. It's not easy for a guy to forget his girlfriend after they broke
up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more. [Talk
about an understatement.]
33. Flings follow after a guy breaks up with the girl he got so
involved with and it would take long before he commits himself again.
34. You have to tell the guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.
35. It's not actually cute giggling behind a guy's back. It's more of
an insult for him.
36. Girls mature faster than boys in the physical and emotional
aspects. But take note, once a guy matures, you girls would surely
be impressed with him.
37. A guy has to experience rejection because if he's too good - never
been busted, never been in love and hurt - he won't mature and grow
up.
38. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot
more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
39. Guys can only be violent when they are provoked by their enemy or
by another guy but not with girls. Guys meddle with girls could
either be gays or bastards. [Definitely not true. Perhaps this was
true back when bitchy girls weren't even heard of.]
40. (Some) guys hate gays!
41. Even the seemingly nicest guy can talk dirty behind a girl's back.
42. Guys hate it when girls try to do what they do, like smoking and
drinking.
43. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become pussycats with
their girlfriends.
44. Without girls, guys would end up zombies without anything to do
or talk about. [Ever hear two geeks talking to each other?]
45. Guys are curious beings.
46. Guys talk about themselves too much and are turned off by girls
who do the same.
47. Guys have a strong passion to change but have a weak will power.
48. When a guy pretends to calm and collected, check if he's
sweating. You'll probably see that he's nervous.
49. A guy acts super nice to a girl he likes. He may pick on her and
start teasing her. [Umm...]
50. When a guy says he's goin' crazy about a girl... he really is.
51. Guys feel secure when a girl phones him. The act doesn't look
cheap on them.
52. When you keep a guy waiting for you for 80 minutes, of course,
it isn't OK! He's just trying to be nice.
53. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually
saying, "Please come and listen to me."
54. It is a fact that guys are physically superior than girls but
emotionally inferior. Girls easily cry while guys can hold their
emotions but cannot control it once they burst it out. They could
either cry, smoke, drink or be violent.
55. Guys don't really have final decisions.
56. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
57. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.
58. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
59. Guys believe that there is no such thing as love at first sight,
but courts the girl anyway and then realizes at the end that he was
wrong.
60. Guys hate girls who act as if they're going to hell.
61. Guys go gaga over a girl who has a cute bedroom voice on the
phone.
62. Guys like femininity but not feebleness.
63. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. [Not quite.]
64. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime... he does.
65. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be
sure unless the girl tells it to him herself.
66. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the
way girls would do over their romance and makeups. [Not true.]
67. Guys love girls who can cook.
68. Guys like girls who are like their moms... no kidding!
69. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
70. Guys love their moms.
71. A guy has more problems that you can't see with your naked eyes.
72. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple
of red roses.
73. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your
advantage.
74. Guys often think about girls who like them. But this does not
necessarily mean that the guy likes her.
75. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of
rejection.
76. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be
surprised!
77. Girls who bathe in their eau de parfums do more repelling than
attracting guys.
78. Guys are more talkative than girls especially when the topic is
about girls.
79. Guys don't comprehend the word "get lost" too well. [Most of us
don't comprehend it at all!]
80. When a guy tells you about his ideal girl... don't try hard to
duplicate it, otherwise he can see it right through you.
81. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them all the more for that.
82. Beware: A guy can make a gossip scatter through half of the face
of the earth faster than girls can.
83. When a guy gives a crooked and pretentious grin at your jokes, he
finds them either unamusing or offending and he's just trying to be
polite.
84. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls do.
[Not true!]
85. Guys tend to generalize girls but once they get to know you,
they'll realize they're wrong. [Exactly the way girls generalize guys,
except they never realize they're wrong.]
86. If a guy tells you about his problems it doesn't mean he needs
your advice. He only needs someone to listen.
87. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too
stubborn to deal with it. [Not necessarily.]
88. Guys hate it when girls find themselves cute. [A lot of the guys I
know (including me) actually find it kindda cute.]
89. Guys find it secure when a girl swears. [But not if she swears
more than we do.]
90. Guys learn from experience and not from romance novels, giving
girls a quite head start. [Geeks learn from SF (science fiction). If
you like a geek, brush up on your Star Trek or Babylon 5. PS. Star
Wars sucks.]
91. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his
problem with you, may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
92. When your boyfriend looks at another girl or a stranger, it
doesn't mean he's cheating on you.
93. Guys hate being leashed by their girlfriends. [Most guys find it
okay if their GFs leash them in. Just be sure the leash is long
enough.]
94. A guy tends to get jealous when his friend steals his girlfriend's
attention away from him. [I haven't met a guy who's not like this.]
95. Guys weakest point is at the knee.
96. Like Eve... girls are guys' weaknesses.
97. Guys are very open about themselves.
98. No guy is bad when he is courting. (Yeah right!)
99. When problems arise, a guy usually keeps his cool but is already
thinking of a way out.
100. It is good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't
let him wait that long.
101. Guys are not too conscious about their looks which shows they're
not good in fixing things. [Eeengk! Wrong again!]
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