[mea] FRIDAY: New definitions
- From: cheri.frazer@xxxxxxxxxx
- To: mea@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2011 12:08:10 -0600
>These fit so well they should be in a dictionary.
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>ADULT:
>A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the
>middle.
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>BEAUTY PARLOR:
>A place where women curl up and dye.
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>CANNIBAL:
>Someone who is fed up with people.
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>CHICKENS:
>The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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>COMMITTEE:
>A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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>DUST:
>Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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>EGOTIST:
>Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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>HANDKERCHIEF:
>Cold Storage.
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>INFLATION:
>Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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>MOSQUITO:
>An insect that makes you like flies better.
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>RAISIN:
>Grape with sunburn.
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>SECRET:
>Something you tell to one person at a time.
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>SKELETON:
>A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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>TOOTHACHE:
>The pain that drives you to extraction.
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>TOMORROW:
>One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
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>YAWN:
>An honest opinion openly expressed.
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>WRINKLES:
>Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
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