Ok, this is getting quite off-topic for an editing list, but it's related to the potato post. Several people have replied with potato jokes so I thought I'd post this Star Wars spoof and some jokes that come from it: http://www.storewars.org >Darth Tater puns written by schoolchildren: >"Mr. Miller, a fellow teacher, asked his students to >come up with puns around the concept of 'Darth Tater.' > > # "Luke, I am your farmer" > # "Trust your peelings" > # "Luke Frywalker" > # "If only you knew the power of the deep fried" > # "Luke, I have drained you well" > # "Luke, use the fork" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.cbc.ca/story/world/national/2005/06/20/spud-protest0506.html > ============ > > Ban 'couch potato' from dictionary, spud farmers demand > Last Updated Mon, 20 Jun 2005 12:12:49 EDT > CBC News > > British spud farmers protested outside Parliament Monday to demand that the > term "couch potato" be taken out of the Oxford English Dictionary, saying the > description is harmful to the vegetable's image. > > A group of about 30 farmers carried signs reading "couch potato out" and "ban > the term couch potato." > > The farmers have the backing of the British Potato Council, which wants the > expression replaced with the term "couch slouch." > > "The potato industry are fed up with the disservice that 'couch potato' does > to our product when we have an inherently healthy product," said Kathryn > Race, head of marketing at the council, which represents 4,000 growers and > processors. > > The Oxford English Dictionary defines the term "couch potato" as "a person > who spends leisure time passively or idly sitting around, especially watching > television or video tapes." > > Race said the council had written a complaint to the Oxford English > Dictionary. > > John Simpson, chief editor of the Oxford English Dictionary, said words are > never taken out of the full-length dictionary. > > "The OED is a record of the English language from the earliest days," Simpson > said. "If something's in there, it remains as part of the patchwork of the > English language." > > He said the inclusion of an expression is based on the currency of the term. > > > --