[m-w] FW: Talking Clock

  • From: Karen Stone <stoney19018@xxxxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:27:28 -0600


Subject: Talking Clock
Date: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:03:06 -0500
From: dadkins@xxxxxxxxxxxx



After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new 
apartment to a couple of his friends.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the 

"What's that big brass gong?"  One of his friends said. 

"It's not a gong.  It's a talking clock."  The drunk replied.
"A talking clock?  Seriously?  How does it work?"  Asked his astonished friend.

"Watch!"  The drunk replied, picking up a mallet and giving the gong an 
ear-shattering blow..

Suddenly, from the oher side of the wall a voice screamed:

"You asshole!  It's three-fifteen in the morning!"  

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