Subject: Talking Clock Date: Thu, 26 Mar 2009 16:03:06 -0500 From: dadkins@xxxxxxxxxxxx After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall. "What's that big brass gong?" One of his friends said. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock." The drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously? How does it work?" Asked his astonished friend. "Watch!" The drunk replied, picking up a mallet and giving the gong an ear-shattering blow.. Suddenly, from the oher side of the wall a voice screamed: "You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!" No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.278 / Virus Database: 270.11.18/2008 - Release Date: 03/17/09 16:25:00CONFIDENTIALITY _________________________________________________________________ Express your personality in color! Preview and select themes for Hotmail®. http://www.windowslive-hotmail.com/LearnMore/personalize.aspx?ocid=TXT_MSGTX_WL_HM_express_032009#colortheme