[lit-ideas] Re: What is the most erotic aspect of eating a banana?

  • From: Donal McEvoy <donalmcevoyuk@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Tue, 19 Oct 2010 10:34:57 +0100 (BST)

--- On Tue, 19/10/10, Mike Geary <jejunejesuit.geary2@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:


>Fellatio, cunnilingus, pederasty
Father, why do these words sound so nasty>

As per the patient who found sexual meaning in every Rorschach blot his shrink 
tendered but dismissed the analysis he was sex-obsessed saying, "You're the one 
showing the dirty pictures", "nasty" is surely in the eye of the beholder:-

Fellatio: a Spanish or Italian dish, dessert or icecream.

Cunnilingus: an offshoot of the Irish airline, Aerlingus, for the smarter kind 
of traveller.

Pederastry: a wood-based hobby that usually takes place in or behind sheds or 
the tradition of offering thanks and prayer to St. Pedro, the patron saint of 
donkey sanctuaries and multiple choice examinations.

Dnl
Ldn




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