Welcome to the Northerner, Guardian Unlimited's weekly digest of the best of the northern press. David Ward 03 June 2004 >>> CALL OF THE WILD I rampaged a few weeks ago about the frustrations of booking tickets on Virgin from Macclesfield to London. Two sequels to that. One: tried to book a ticket for one of the last Sundays in May; was told there were no trains from Macclesfield that day; so asked for a ticket from Wilmslow; told they thought there might be trains but no one quite knew for certain; and if they did run, no one knew when they would leave, which way they would go and when they would arrive (if at all). Two: a Virgin booker messaged to say that she became so fed up with hanging on to the company's wretched phone line that she shouted "Oh [word omitted] it" - and someone answered. Do try this at home if you don't mind using an obscenity to satisfy your travel needs. Were you forwarded this email? To subscribe, go to http://www.guardian.co.uk/northerner Stephen Straker <straker@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Vancouver, B.C. ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html