here's an experiencei was having an evening beer and listening to beethoven a deutsche gramaphone recording
i put the beer down on a table i made from the trunk of a birch which table is one of my proudest pieces of work simply because i am just not that good with woodi call it a t table because i chainsawed into the top a letter t and filled this with semi-precious stones
i like to stroke the top when i'm reading this is a family trait so anyway i looked carefully where i was putting that beer down as one doesglasses have been seen to slide from some of the bumpier parts of this surface
suddenlyi noticed a new round hole where no round hole had been before and in said tunnel there was a head peering
up me in an insecty manner as if to say wellwhat are you going to do about me having had some of your table for lunch
i called out to the household householdbring me a slim sharp knife quickly with which i can inflict some destruction and when it came i foolishly plunged that same sharp knife into the beast's head
slicing it in half thus diminishing its capacity for harm then i filled the hole with rubbing alcohol sealed it up with glue and corkand prayed to all the wood spirits i could think of that that beast had mostly been male
or infertile hoped as i hopped about the room wailing like an ahab praying that said ex-termite were a waif or stray blown out of place on the westerly wind while the cats were being let in like you or anyone i sensible i want no harm to come to anyone or thing but i really don't want to have to tent or bomb our house when push comes to shove i am committed to a specist view that humans must have some priority everywhere on this particular bus David Ritchie, Portland, Oregon ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html