SUICIDE IS PAINLESS (Mash Theme Song) Through early morning fog I see Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see... That suicide is painless, It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. The game of life is hard to play, I'm going to loose it anyway, The loosin' card I'll someday lay; So this is all I have to say... That suicide is painless, It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. The only way to win is cheat And lay it down before I'm beat And to another give my seat For that's the only painless feat. That suicide is painless, It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it if I please. And you can do the same thing if you please. (Mash Theme Song) (Mike Altman and Johnny Mandel) ************* In Tennessee attempted suicide is a misdemeanor, but successful suicide is a capital crime -- or so I take it. Don't fuck up is the message from the state of Tennessee unless your want to do time. The old saying that suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem has some merit, so does the new saying by me that a dead. man doesn't know that he's dead. That's the bitch about death -- not knowing you're dead. What's the sense in life if you don't know you're no longer alive? A suicider would never know he doesn't have to deal with all that shit anymore -- so where's the comfort in that? I would demand to know. I gave up my life to have an end to this absurdity and you want even let me know that it's all over???? That's what frightens me about suicide, I that I would never know I had committed suicide. I'd never know that my problems were over. To hell with that I rather live in misery knowing how miserable I am. Mike Geary Memphis ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html