WHY I LOVE LOVE Love is like a terrible trope such as a long, long rope tied to hope -- you've got to admit that's awful. Love is unlike a rickshawful which if you're being lawful, is one, hardly a crawful, no, love is a full-bellied beast. Love is a priest released Oh, my, what a feast! Who knew communion could be such fun! Love is self-undone, like studying German, love is a sturgeon, as old as water, mother of us all. Mike Geary who wanted to be a sturgeon but became a dentist instead