One day last week our newspaper published a column on weird names. It taught me that ones you find yourself are somehow more fun, and that there are an extraordinary number of odd names out there. John Train, "Remarkable Names of Real People" is the source. Primrose Goo, Sir Basil Smallpiece, Buncha Love, The Rev. Caanan Banana, Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin Pond, Sugaporn Poopattana, Strangeways Pigg Strangeways, Tetley Ironside Tetley Jones (of England's Tetley Tea Company), Carlos Restrepo Restrepo Restrepo de Restrepo, Melissy Dalciny Caldony Yankee-Pankee Devil-Take-The-Irishman Garrison, Anne Aass, Virginia May Sweatt Strong, Supply Clapp Thwing... Positive Wassermann Johnson, Unable to Fornicate (Native American), Larry Derryberry, Mark Clark Van Ark, I.P. Frilli, I.O. Silver, I.C. Shivers (an Iceman), Humperdink Fangboner, Baroness Gaby von Bagge of Boo, Charles Adolphe Faux-Pas Bidet. And then there were parents named Jackson who called their kids: Appendicitis, Laryngitis, Meningitis, Peritonitis, Tonsillitis. Apparently these are from the Oregon DMV database: C. Clinton Biggerstaff (sounds like P.G.Wodehouse on Hollywood), Jesus A. Colon, Seema Nema, Jotta Fern Uren, Lenola Urie Thweatt, Leslie Thwingg II, Honey Love Ferguson, Logan Love Forehand, Violet Love Goodle, Cozy Love Grantom, Beau Breedlove, Anastasia Love Boffoli, Shakti Love Bulk, Tina Marie Love Faust, Annalee Love, Bethany Sri Lanka Love, Bona Gaye Love, Letha L. Love, Rollin Love, Willie Bee Love, Karla Moore Love, Jessica Love Moore, Shauna Love-Boyd. There, done. E. Derryberry Biggerstaff-Fangboner III, née Thwingg, Professor Pro Tem, Normal U.------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html