SPERANZAID Divine Andreas from his dais did most imperially tell the hopelessly prolific JL: "Four a day, no more." T'was a bitter law and stuck in the craw of Jorge-Luis who had no police, no, nor writ to right this wrong against all writing. Not even a Blackwater guard had he to protect him from such a Lit-Id wedgie. Oh, the waters of Greece are tragedian, so slow they flow and black as sloe, as black as the fleece of recessive sheep or the souls of disreputable family members. I sing of the etymologies and the man who first from Ligurian shores set foot in Guilford, Relate to me the causes, O Muse, what made this man of musicals rise up to challenge the tone deaf and rhythmless gods? Refresh my memory, what drove this man of countless implicatures, to such blatant provocation even in the face of threatened regulation by the immortals who be? Why does cruel Juno -- sorry, that would Hera to Speranza -- afflict this man with sorrows so? The sky grows bruise dark, cloud glowers as from some ancient anger beyond expiation. Wind slams barn doors, rips roofs from sheds, deracinates trees. A low rumbling in the distance warns of deep disarray. The time is out of joint, all right, a bad moon is on the rise, a hard rains gonna fall, and JL knows it all already. He has gathered unto himself that which is needed to survive, his Loeb library (still incomplete -- contributions welcomed) and has fled over the whale road to La Plata, to sit by the pool and ponder naked Helen (or is it Hellenes)? Or maybe the Turks, but they can be such jerks sometimes. But then, can't we all? Mike Geary just wondering when JL is