[lit-ideas] France to invade the USA?
- From: "Andreas Ramos" <andreas@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Lit-Ideas" <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 26 Oct 2004 21:18:06 -0700
This is not yet confirmed. Eric, do you see any French on the beach heads of
Manhattan?
yrs,
andreas
www.andreas.com
>France to Invade, Save U.S. from Fascism
>
>PARIS (Reuters)
>
>Sources close to the Elysée Palace report that
>the French government is readying plans to stage
>a full-scale invasion of the eastern seaboard of
>the United States to save the country from
>fascist occupation should George W. Bush be
>re-elected.
>
>"Ze United States responded to our plight during
>ze Nazi occupation in ze summer of 1944," said a
>high-ranking French military officer who asked
>to remain anonymous, "and now it is time to
>return ze favor."
>
>The French previously aided the United States in
>its struggle against Britain during the War of
>Independence and presented the nation with the
>Statue of Liberty on its 100th birthday in 1876.
>
>"Who are zeeze 'born-again' Christians, zeeze
>'compassionate conservatives,' zeeze stupid
>bigots ... and what right do zey have to occupy
>ze Land of ze Free?" demanded Pierre
>Montchartrain, a veteran of the French
>resistance, as he donned his beret and readied
>his tinned rations of foie gras and haricots
>verts. "We must drive zem out of l'Amérique!"
>
>"We did not send la Statue de la Liberté to hold
>a torch for zeeze morons," growled a disgusted
>Phlippe Lemorceau, as he spread a wave of sweet
>Norman butter on his Poilâne baguette.
>
>When asked for further clarification, French
>president Jacques Chirac shrugged: "Georges
>Bush, c'est un idiot. C'est évident."
>
>The invasion will target the coastal areas of
>Georgia, Alabama, and Texas and work its way
>northward toward Washington, spreading culture
>and setting up much-needed restaurants along the
>way.
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