Stay By My Side, O Lord<http://deadvoles.wordpress.com/2010/04/13/stay-by-my-side-o-lord/> Filed under: chaos <http://en.wordpress.com/tag/chaos/> — Asher Kay @ 11:52 am By Asher Kay, a contributor to the Dead Voles <http://deadvoles.wordpress.com/2010/04/13/stay-by-my-side-o-lord/#comments>blog. Reminded me of Geary. *(Inspired by a photocopied poem my Dad has laying around)* Stay by my side, O Lord Stay by my fucking side For I am lost Due to the blood pressure medication that makes me woozie And they have changed all the buildings Carry my burden, O Lord Carry it, and stop looking so glum For you are strong And you have never had to undergo Hip-replacement surgery Keep me from danger, O Lord Keep me safe in your arms For I have heard that Mexicans Want to steal my job And get free healthcare on my dime Take back my country, O Lord Take my country back For I cannot get it out of the plastic Without hedge trimmers And anyway, it was supposed to be a gift For someone else -- John McCreery The Word Works, Ltd., Yokohama, JAPAN Tel. +81-45-314-9324 jlm@xxxxxxxxxxxx http://www.wordworks.jp/