[lit-ideas] FW: THE PASTA DIET
- From: "William Ball" <ballnw@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Lit Ideas" <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 4 Feb 2005 17:41:05 -0500
Thought you might enjoy this.
Bon appetit,
Bill Ball
William Ball
Norma Ball
-----Original Message-----
From: Ron Myers [mailto:rmyers15@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Friday, February 04, 2005 11:48 AM
To: Davis, Bob & Sue
Subject: THE PASTA DIET
IT REALLY WORKS !
1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.
CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all
conflicting medical studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently
what kills you.
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