"I've only been to Graceland once -- some 4 years ago now, showing a dear friend around town -- it's an "interesting" place, as they say." MEMPHIS, TN. Man Gets Spit on His Face. Graceland. Last Saturday a revolt at Graceland took place when the tourist guide, Rick Hellerman, was spit on the face by a resident alien of Argentina. Rick Hellerman recalls: "This person kept looking at me with strange eyes." Q: He was following your commentary? A: Yes, he was for some reason especially interested in the bathroom, where, you know, Elvis died. Q: How do you know he was a foreigner? A: He carried two volumes of Loeb with him. You could tell. Q: And what do you think caused his aggression towards you. A: Well, there are a number of signs all over Graceland. On the lawn, "Do not walk on the lawn", the usual signs, you know. Q: But he spit on you. A: Well, yes -- Out of the blue, rather. He later explained that what motivated him was that sign, "Do not spit". Q: A delinquent. A: Yes, a delinquent, indeed. Geary: "I've only been to Graceland once -- some 4 years ago now, showing a dear friend around town -- it's an "interesting" place, as they say. But if I were coming to Memphis, I'd only come for the barbeque -- best in the world. Graceland is uniquely a 'working-class-boy-suddenly-gets-rich' kind of place. It's both endearing and tacky -- judged, that is, from my working-class, male, Southern, formerly Catholic, Taoist-tending, socialistic, but with upper-class pretentiousness value system. Elvis and me -- I'm the better AC man." ************************************** See what's new at http://www.aol.com