Two pieces from today’s Torygraph.
I can’t copy and paste, so I’ll describe the cartoon on the front page. Man
sitting in front of television. Boris making an annoucement. Boris says, “And
now at long last you can…”
Man’s thought balloon, “Go to the pub, go to the pub, go to the pub…”
Boris, “Visit your mother-in-law.”
and...
Pigeon racing will be the first spectator sport to return to Britain as
lockdown is eased
On Monday, 4,000 pigeons will travel around 70 miles from Leicester to Barnsley
- and fans just need a pair of binoculars to watch
As the man said, “Give me Liberty or at least give me pigeons.”
Carry on,
David Ritchie,
Portland, Oregon
