[lit-ideas] Aristotle's Sillygistic

  • From: jlsperanza@xxxxxxx
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 14 Jan 2010 00:42:13 EST

>I'll rechristen my son, Bertrand.
 
Rather than Aristotle?
 
Aristotle, Geary says, was a silly man. "Silly" originally meant "blessed", 
 as in The Silly Virgin Mary.
 
For Aristotle, a sillygism has, as P. A. Stone notes, the following  
structure:
 
   premises    e.g.   All cats  purr
                              This is a cat
 
and
 
   conclusion   e.g   This cat purrs.
 
---
 
A sillygism is silly in the sense of the Kantian adage,
 
   "Nothing in the conclusion that was not
    already in the premises"
 
As Geary writes, 
 
  "Whose premises? When I'm on someone's else
   premises, I never want to conclude"
 
The sillygism is developed in the so-called Sillygistic. It's five volumes  
of Analytica Priora and Analytica Posteriora. Geary recommends,
 
   "Don't get misled by the titles. It's best to approach
    Aristotle from the Analytica Posteriora. I always
    found that title _specially_ silly. Surely one's  anus
    is at one's posterior, no? Indeed, in my idiolect,
    derriere and end are synonymous."
 
Aristotle tried to systematise in sillygistic form all the subtleties of  
the greatest poet Greece never knew: Plato. Plato never used a sillygism. 
 
But with Aristotle, the emphasis of formalism was evident and growing  
stronger. Aristotle is very bold in his use of symbolism in his sillygistic.  
Notably, he uses TWO symbols, which he calls
 
   Alpha   for which he uses the capital    "A"
 
and
 
   Beta    for which he uses  the capital   "B"
 
--- that is Aristotle's symbolism for his sillygistic FINISHED.
 
He never knew propositional logic Bertrand was familiar with. Aristotle  
thought that syncategoremata, like 'and', 'or', and 'if' were, in his words,  
"not logically important".
 
That's why Frege refused to allow Aristotle's sillygisms in his picture of  
things.

Anscombe, a woman, found that Aristotle was perhaps not as silly as he  
sounds. "There must be something to his Practical Sillygism, in any case", she  
thought, and spent the sexual years of her life writing about it. A 
practical  sillygism has the form:
 
    You want to get fat?
    Then eat sugar.
    Yes, I want to get fat
    ____________________
 
    Therefore, I eat sugar!
 
 
Anscombe writes, "The practical sillygism is not as silly as the  
theoretical sillygism. At least it's not valid".
 
Why, well, because it's 'defeasible'. Practical sillygisms are ALWAYS  
defeasible. E.g
 
 
   Geary loves peaches and cream
   ____________________________
 
   Therefore, Geary loves peaches.
 
Geary protests, "I don't. I like peaches AND cream; _with_ cream. Never  
alone". 
 
A practical sillygism deals with desires and desires are opaque contexts,  
which in logical parlance means that we don't see diddly through them. Hence 
the  sillyness.

When Lukasiewicz was almost _fired_ from Poland, he settled in Germany.  
Surely he needed the Gymnasium doctorate habilitazionschrift, and he wrote his 
 PhD on the sillygistic of Aristotle from the standdpoint of formal logic.
 
In Lukasiewicz symbolism, 
 
"Barbara", Aristotle's first sillygism, becomes, "Karen" -- "a more  
beautiful name, in Polish", he claimed.

"Celarent", which is Aristotle's second syllogism, becomes, "Tom". --  "Why 
should all sillygisms have female names?"
 
The conclusion is never important, for, for Aristotle, man is a rational  
animal. So conclusion means ... death.
 
Cheers,
 
J. L. Speranza
 

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