[Linux-Anyway] Re: Long live chain letters! - (some explicit expletives...)
- From: "Mercy Design" <MercyDesign@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <Linux-Anyway@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 20 Sep 2002 00:43:06 -0400
> Hello, my name is Amber and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50
> billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe
that
> if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on
her
> forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her
> redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.
>
> Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone
> to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
>
> How stupid are we?
>
> "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
> laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!"
>
> What a bunch of bullshit.
>
> Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and
sodomize
> me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by Peter
> in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower.
>
> Fuck them.
>
> If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly
> amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and
> this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel
> from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times.
>
> I don't fucking care.
>
> Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually
contributing
> to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
>
> The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave
> you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's
> funny, send it on.
>
> Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana
> with no teeth who has been tied to the ass of a dead elephant for 27 years
> and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you
> forward this email.
>
> Now forward this to everyone you know.
>
> Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will
> consume your genitals.
>
> Have a nice day.
>
> --
> G. Stewart -- gstewart@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> gstewart@xxxxxxxxxxx
ROFLMAO... I think i just might send this on to everyone I know! i'm so
sick of my friends and even my mom & my mother in law sending me shit that's
obviously fake.
And, even if it does sounds somewhat legitimate... GO TO SNOPES!!! There are
a million "urban legend" web sites out there that will gladly tell you if
that piece of crap chain letter is real or not (and generally, they're not).
Snopes happens to be my favorite.
I love this though... i just might pass it on lol.
Mercy
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