Lena,
You are hilarious and write brilliantly. Following to see who claims these. Very curious!
Glenda
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On Feb 24, 2023, at 12:45 PM, Lena Zappia <lzappia@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Hello,
Someone has made a rather unusual, rather irresistible, and rather large donation of tickets to LEAS to attend the Jordan World Circus on Tuesday, Feb 28th at the Fair Park Coliseum, with shows at 4pm and 7pm.
You should most definitely attend if:In all honesty, these tickets were donated to LEAS. If anyone wants them, please email me directly at lzappia@xxxxxxxxx and I'll find a way to get them to you this weekend. I have attached a photo so that you can see the restrictions and other pertinent information.
- You and your family enjoy watching people in ill-fitting sequin unitards performing death-defying stunts with minimal safety gear.
- The purchase of cheap, plastic toys with poorly-functional moving parts and rapidly blinking LED lights bring you joy.
- You are ok with being swindled out of your hard-earned money.
- Your name is Jordan.
(Hurry! Don't wait! We have a hunch Phillip Kite will claim the bulk of the stack.)
Happy birding,
Lena
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