[jjr69] Re: Why did the chicken cross the road
- From: "khai hoan" <khai_hoan@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: jjr69@xxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 21 May 2003 22:15:46 +0000
Cet apresmidi , j'suis allé a l'aeroport chercher my Boss ..
il y avait deux belles chickens .. toutes les deux avec le nombril en l'air
..juste assez pour rincez et detourner l'oeil .. l'une en pantalon serré
l'autre en bermudas a la cheville .. for sur it was not an illusion
d'optique (:+))) psttt ..for some unknow reason ..il y a souvent de belles
nanas aux aeroports ..
KhaiHoan
>From: Dung Luu <dungluu101@xxxxxxxxx>
>To: jjr69@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>Subject: Re: [jjr69] Why did the chicken cross the road Date: Wed, 21 May
>2003 13:10:39 -0700 (PDT)
>
>Hello Dundee,
>Caution: If you follow the chicks on Sunset trip,
>Hollywood, you could be following...him!! cause the're
>are the...roosters!
>...or you may be cuffed cause the chicks
>are...undercover cops!
>Les americains sont bien fous!
>
>Billy
>
>--- Khai Phan <ktphan@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> > Buddhist's perspective: It's all illusions of our
> > senses. There may not be any chicken or any road at
> > all.
> > Or, for the Coquins, the chicken may be the dream
> > girl whose photos Chi'nh has been sending us all
> > this time. In which case, illusion or not, I'll be
> > following her ! (:-))
> > Khai
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Le Nguyen <l.h.nguyen@xxxxxxxx>
> > To: jjr69@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
> > Date: Tue, 20 May 2003 09:23:27 -0700
> > Subject: [jjr69] Why did the chicken cross the road
> >
> > Here's some more from my sister-in-law. Enjoy!
> > Le^~
> > PS: Check out the last 2 lines.
> >
> > WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
> >
> >
> > SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
> > The chicken did not cross the road.
> > This is a complete fabrication.
> > In fact, we do not even have a chicken.
> >
> > GEORGE W BUSH
> > We don't care why the chicken crossed the road.
> > We just want to know if the chicken is on our side
> > of the road or not.
> > The chicken is either for us or against us. There is
> > no middle ground.
> >
> > COLIN POWELL
> > Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see
> > the satellite image
> > of the chicken crossing the road.
> >
> > TONY BLAIR
> > I agree with George.
> >
> > HANS BLIX
> > We have reason to believe there may be potential for
> > this chicken's
> > capability, but we have not yet been allowed to have
> > access to the other
> > side of the road.
> >
> > DR SEUSS
> > Did the chicken cross the road?
> > Did he cross it with a toad?
> > Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
> > but why it crossed I've not been told.
> >
> > MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
> > I envision a world where all chickens will be free
> > to cross roads
> > without having their motives called into question.
> >
> > GRANDPA
> > In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
> > the road. Somebody
> > told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
> > good enough.
> >
> > TRICIA
> > Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
> > listening to the
> > chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
> > story of how it felt
> > accomplishing its lifelong dream of crossing the
> > road.
> >
> > JOHN LENNON
> > Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads.
> > You may say I'm a dreamer - but its not the only
> > hen.
> >
> > ARISTOTLE
> > It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
> >
> > KARL MARX
> > It was an historic inevitability.
> >
> > ARSENE WENGER
> > What chicken? I did not see it.
> >
> > ALEX FERGUSON
> > The chicken was not drawn to the other side fairly,
> > and Beckham is not
> > bigger than this club.
> >
> > SIGMUND FREUD
> > The fact that you are at all concerned that the
> > chicken crossed the road
> > reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> >
> > BILL GATES
> > eChicken2003 version 1.0 will not only cross roads,
> > but will lay eggs,
> > file your important documents, and balance your
> > cheque book - and
> > internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
> >
> > ALBERT EINSTEIN
> > Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
> > road move beneath the
> > chicken?
> >
> > BILL CLINTON
> > What is your definition of chicken?
> >
> > THE BIBLE
> > And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the
> > chicken THOU SHALT
> > CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the
> > road, and there was
> > rejoicing.
> >
> > COLONEL SANDERS
> > Did I miss one?
> >
> > HOMER SIMPSON
> > Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
> >
> > NGO LUONG CHINH
> > So it could strut its stuff while we were watching,
> > of course!
> >
> > TANG KHAI HOAN
> > La vie est courte... ze chicken had to... venture
> > beyond... the boring
> > confines... of its life... visiting friends... tao
> > lao... dans la cour
> > de re'cre'ation... la vie en rose.
> >
> > Can you think up any more?
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
>
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