>I went to the shop the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 >minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking >ticket. > >So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about giving a guy a >break?" > >He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. > >So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi. He glared at me and started >writing >another ticket for worn tyres! > >So I called him a piece of crap. > >He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the >first. >Then he started writing a third ticket! > >This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more >tickets he wrote. > >I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. > >I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. -