[jimkitchenchat] Re: Three bulls
- From: "george bybee" <slim2bee@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <jimkitchenchat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2011 09:49:42 -0500
I herd this through an old southern comediaen. called Jerry Clower.
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From: "Jim Kitchen" <jim@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2011 7:03 AM
Subject: [jimkitchenchat] Three bulls
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring
another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among
them.
The first bull says, "Boys, we all know I've been here 5 years. Once we
settled our differences, we agreed on which 100 of the cows would be mine.
Now, I don't know where this newcomer is going to get HIS cows, but I ain't'
givin' him any of mine."
The second bull says, "That pretty much says it for me, too. I've been here
3 years and have earned my right to the 50 cows we've agreed are mine. I'll
fight 'im till I run him off or kill 'im, but I'M KEEPIN' ALL MY COWS."
The third bull says, "I've only been here a year, and so far you guys have
only let me have 10 cows to "take care of". I may not be as big as you
fellows yet, but I am young and virile, so I simply MUST keep all MY cows."
They had just finished their big talk when an eighteen-wheeler pulls up in
the middle of the pasture with only ONE ANIMAL IN IT: the biggest
Son-of-Another-Bull these guys had ever seen! At 4700 pounds, each step he
took toward the ground strained the steel ramp to the breaking point.
The first bull says, "Ahem...You know, it's actually been some time since I
really felt I was doing all my cows justice, anyway. I think I can spare a
few for our new friend."
The second bull says, "I'll have plenty of cows to take care of if I just
stay on the opposite end of the pasture from HIM. I'm certainly not looking
for an argument."
They look over at their young friend, the third bull, and find him pawing
the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting up a storm.
The first bull says, "Son, let me give you some advice real quick. Let him
have some of your cows and live to tell about it."
The third bull says, "Heck, he can have ALL my cows. I'm just making sure he
knows I'M a bull!"
Jim
If a cow says moo, does a moose say cow?
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