[jimkitchenchat] Re: Things that sound dirty at christmas...

  • From: shaun everiss <sm.everiss@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: jimkitchenchat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 24 Dec 2010 15:32:32 +1300

ok man this rocks so does your other message.
both are saved for future use.
At 02:00 p.m. 24/12/2010, you wrote:

Things that sound dirty at christmas...

10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the
    wall.
    Jim

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

jim@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
http://www.kitchensinc.net
(440) 286-6920
Chardon Ohio USA



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