[jerusalem_99fam] Church Humor

From: jamie white <rkjamie01@xxxxxxxxx>
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Date: Tue, 7 Jul 2009 19:07:28 -0700 (PDT)

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Little John the Baptist

Matt. 18:4-5
"Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven..
And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me.. "

Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed Him "playing church" with their cat.

He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work.
A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"
Johnny looked up at her and said,
"He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

Smile, it gives your face something to do!

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Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing
Scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!

[jerusalem_99fam] Church Humor

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