I tried the phone mailbox and believe me, I'd rather use the computer. It seems you have to listen to the whole catalog. It gives some demos. But the main thing is that you're listening to the CDs version of their super large catalog. Below, is the catalog I received by email. Since then, they have added a few more products. Go to the web and check them out under "just arrived".
Subject: Speak To Me Catalog text catalog
Give the gift that says something... Speak To Me is pleased again to bring you the most exciting new talking products in the market place today. Our new Fall/Winter 2009 catalog is packed with loads of exciting holiday gift giving ideas. Please take a moment and peruse our catalog. We're sure you'll find that gift for yourself or that special someone. As always, we ask that you shop early as quantities this year are even more limited. By shopping early, you can avoid being disappointed that your item may no longer be available. On this CD catalog, we are doing our best to incorporate more demos of our products to help with your buying decisions. We also offer you the opportunity to hear about all of our products as soon as they arrive with our new voice mailbox service. Just call (773)572-6300 to hear what's new at the Speak To Me Catalog. We will try to keep this voice mailbox updated as best we can. Our catalog is produced in three formats: print, audio CD, and internet email. If you want to receive the catalog in your Internet email, please call us at 800.248.9965. Also a text file of our products is available at www.speaktomecatalog.com/speak.txt This file is now sorted by keywords and have a new 'keywords' entry for each product to assist you in searching. Also please visit our main web site www.speaktomecatalog.com and hear sound demos of the products. Choose a talking product, then call our toll free number 800-248-9965. Order with a Visa, Master Charge, Discover or American Express.Or mail check/money order along with your order to: Speak To Me Catalog Pmb #154 330 SW 43rd St Suite K, Renton, WA 98057Our shipping charges appear at the end of the last CD along with our policies regarding returning or exchanging. keywords: america bears, Betsy, the Singing Patriotic Bear Betsy our 22" chenille bear shows her American pride in her very spirited ensemble including her red dress with white stripes, a blue sash with gold stars and red hat with blue sparkling bow. She also wears a yellow ribbon pin in support of our troops. Squeeze her hand and her head sways and mouth moves as she sings "God Bless America". Betsy requires 3 AA batteries included. TBETSY Betsy, the Singing Patriotic Bear $19.95 keywords: banks kids, sports, Singing Little League Piggy Bank Here's a fun way to get those Little Leaguers to save! Each time a coin is deposited into our plastic piggy bank a chorus sings "Take Me Out to the Ball Game." Piggy bank features the Little League logo on the side of the bank. Great way to teach the value of saving! Bank measures 6" x 5" and batteries are included. LLPBANK Singing Little League Piggy Bank $13.95 keywords: banks rude, Fannie Bank Now saving money can be a real gas! Each time you put your coins into our new wacky Fannie Bank one of six humorous fart sounds are made. Fun way to get them saving! Rubber stopper on base makes it easy to get money out and bank also has a on/off switch. Bank measures 6" tall and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). FANBANK Fannie Bank $16.95 keywords: banks Talking Coin Bank This compact-size bank is just what you need to keep an accurate account of all that loose change. Each time you put a coin in the talking bank, it verbally updates the total amount inside. Set a goal for yourself and let this bank keep you informed of your progress. Talking bank also displays time and calendar date. Bank measures 4 5/8" x 4 5/8" x 4 1/2" and requires 2 AA batteries included. TBANK Talking Coin Bank $17.95 keywords: banks arrived, rude, Talking Swear Box Bank Have you been swearing? It's time to pay the price! Tired of people swearing? Can't get them to stop? Then why not fine them! Each time someone swears, they must insert a coin into this hilarious swear box. The fine can be agreed upon depending upon the severity of the word used. Each time money is inserted into the box, the offender will receive a good telling off. They will soon learn to mind their P's and Q's. Box has a demo button and measures 6 1/2" x 4 1/2" x 2 1/2" and requires 3 AG13 button cell batteries included. SWEARB Talking Swear Box Bank $12.95 keywords: bathroom electronics, health, Talking English/Spanish Bathroom Scale Finally there's a talking bathroom scale that is not only accurate but also its sleek design makes it easy to place in any room of the house. Features include: weight capacity 396 pounds, made of tempered glass for extra durability, brilliant blue back-lit LCD display, speaks in English or Spanish, displays weight in either pounds or kilograms, speech can be turned off or on, touts a 0.2 lb accuracy and 10 year limited warranty. This round scale is 13 inches in diameter and 1 inch high. It requires 2 AAA batteries included. TS396 Talking English/Spanish Bathroom Scale $48.95 keywords: bathroom health, Fun Weigh Joking Scale How about a little humor each time you weigh yourself. Our new Fun Weigh Joking Scale is not only practical but also fun. Each time you step on the scale you will hear funny comments like "Ek, ek, I can't breathe," "I think I just broke," "Is someone else on here with you?" and more. Features include: talking function can be turned off, user-friendly greetings, sturdy steel based construction for durability, extra-wide 14.5" slip-proof platform, large-print quick start manual, convertible to metric system, weighing capacity up to 440 pounds, extra large 1.5" LCD display, automatic power off and one year limited warranty. Scale uses 4 AA batteries included. Makes a useful and fun gift! FWSCALE Fun Weigh Joking Scale $59.95 keywords: bathroom health, novelties, Ah-Choo! Talking Tissue Box When they reach for that next tissue, won't they be surprised with this funny talking tissue box. Its motion sensor activates the box to honk out one of five hilariously funny sneezing and nose blowing sounds. Who would of thought that blowing your nose could be so much fun! Great to place anywhere in the home or office. Tissue box requires 3 AA batteries (included). TTBOX Ah-Choo! Talking Tissue Box $14.95 keywords: bathroom kids, Rubber Duckie Fountain Bath time just became a fun time activity. Place our rubber duckie in your child's bath and watch him quack and swim around as water squirts out the top of his head. You won't be able to get them out of the tub! Rubber Duckie will definitely encourage them to bathe and have fun doing it! He may even take the fear out of those who are timid about the bath. Duckie measures 4" wide x 3 1/2" tall and requires 3 AAA batteries included. DUCKF Rubber Duckie Fountain $9.95 keywords: bathroom Sheet Music by Toity Tunes Add a touch of music every time you step into the bathroom. Toity Tunes is a unique device you simply place inside your toilet roll. Each time you pull the roll a happy tune plays. Batteries included. Options: TTU01F Fur Elise $3.95 TTU01G (God Bless America) $3.95 TTU01I It's A Small World $3.95 TTU01K (Take Me Out To The Ball Game) $3.95 TTU01L (Love Me Tender) $3.95 TTU01LD Lambada $3.95 TTU01LM (Let Me Call You Sweetheart) $3.95 TTU01M (My Way) $3.95 TTU01O (Over The Rainbow) $3.95 TTU01R (Singing In The Rain) $3.95 TTU01S (You Are My Sunshine) $3.95 TTU01Y (Happy Birthday) $3.95 keywords: bears christmas, Singing & Animated Panda Duo Let Lois and Li'l Lulu panda bears celebrate the holidays with you. Give them a squeeze and this happy duo's heads sway & mouths move together and separately in syncopation while singing, "Button Up Your Overcoat." They even wear matching fleece winter attire. Duo measure 12" and require 3 AA batteries included. XPANDAD Singing & Animated Panda Duo $26.95 keywords: bears Singing Julie Bear Julie, our 22" chenille bear, wants to let you know about all the things she loves. Give her hand a press and her Head sways & mouth moves while singing, "My Favorite Things." Julie bear is dressed for the cold winter weather in her fleece coat and hat with a matching fuzzy scarf. She requires 3 AA batteries included. JULIE Singing Julie Bear $24.95 keywords: bears arrived, mother`s day, romantic, Singing Victoria Bear Our adorable Victoria Bear is ready for Spring dressed in her rose velvet dress and matching hat. Give her hand a squeeze and her head sways and mouth moves while singing "Tomorrow." She's just the right bear to get rid of those winter blues and bring a smile to everyone's face. Victoria measures 16" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. VICTORIA Singing Victoria Bear $21.95 keywords: bears arrived, mother`s day, Singing Rebecca Bear This cheerful bear is ready to get that spring garden going. Squeeze her hand and her head sways and mouth moves while singing "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning." She's dressed in her blue denim overalls and beautifully decorated straw hat. Rebecca measures 19" and requires 3 AA batteries included. REBECCA Singing Rebecca Bear $25.95 keywords: bears Friend Bear Our 12" Friend Bear wears a soft felt shirt which says, "A Friend is someone who allows you distance but is never far away." This cuddly bear's mouth moves to a heartwarming reading by author Noah BenShea. Noah BenShea is one of North America's most beloved and respected poet philosophers. He is the international best selling author of twenty books translated into eight languages. What a wonderful gift to give a special friend. Bear requires 3 AA batteries included. NOAHBD Friend Bear $24.95 keywords: bears Singing Scrubs Bear Give this adorable plush bear to anyone in the medical field. She's perfect for a doctor, nurse, hygienist, radiologist, and all other medical professionals! Give her hand a squeeze and her head sways and mouth moves while singing, "I'll Be There." Scrubs bear measures 19" and requires 3 AA batteries included. SCRUBSB Singing Scrubs Bear $23.95 keywords: bears valentine, Singing & Animated Chocolate Bear Mmmmmm! Our 14" bear is wearing a bright colored shirt with a whimsical saying about chocolate. Give his hand a press and he dances as his head sways and mouth moves while singing, "I Feel Good." Bear's shirt comes with assorted sayings (our choice). He requires 3 AA batteries included. CHOCBEAR Singing & Animated Chocolate Bear $21.95 keywords: bears Feel Better Bear Here's a cuddly friend to cheer up anyone under the weather or down in the dumps. Feel Better Bear wears a soft felt shirt which says, "Feel Better, Because I Feel Better When You Do." Squeeze his hand and his mouth moves as he recites a heart-warming reading by author Noah BenShea. Noah BenShea is one of North America's most beloved and respected poet philosophers. He is the international best selling author of 20 books translated into 8 languages. Now his words of inspiration and hope can be heard in a heartwarming reading by the author himself in the Noah Bear. Bear measures 12" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. NOAHBF Feel Better Bear $24.95 keywords: bears Missing You Bear Don't let distance separate you from your loved one. Give him or her this cuddly Missing You Bear to let them know how much you care. Missing You Bear wears a soft felt shirt which says, "I Miss You ...When you're gone a part of me is missing." Give his hand a press and his mouth moves as he speaks a heart-warming reading by author Noah BenShea. Noah BenShea is one of North America's most beloved and respected poet philosophers. He is the international best selling author of 20 books translated into 8 languages. Now his words of inspiration and hope can be heard in a heartwarming reading by the author himself in the Noah Bear. Bear measures 12" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. NOAHBI Missing You Bear $24.95 keywords: bears Grandma Singing Bear Our adorable 22" Grandma bear packs a message to mom for her special day or anytime you want to express your sentiments of love. Give her hand a squeeze and her head sways and mouths move while singing "I Say A Little Prayer." Each Grandma bear wears a pastel shirt with messages of love (our choice). Bear requires 3 AA batteries included. GRANDMAB Grandma Singing Bear $22.95 keywords: bears Singing Crissy Bear with Baby Soft and sweet our mom and baby bear make the perfect Mother's Day gift. 19" Crissy wears a periwinkle organza bow and matching felt hat accented with an over-sized periwinkle blue garberra daisy. Her babe in arms wears a matching outfit. Give mom's hand a press and her head sways and mouth moves while singing "I'll Stand By You." Crissy requires 3 AA batteries included. CRISSY Singing Crissy Bear with Baby $27.95 keywords: bears Musical Ballerina Bear Standing on top of a sateen ball, our new pink, plush Ballerina Bear dances to the music. Press the button on the ball to see this graceful bear twirl to a tune from Swan Lake. Ballerina bear is dressed for her first ballet recital, in her pink satin ballet shoes, with matching pink satin tutu trimmed in lace and pink sateen bow. She'll make a wonderful gift for that special ballerina in your life. Bear stands 13" tall and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). BALBEAR Musical Ballerina Bear $19.95 keywords: birds Breezy Singers Parakeet This bird of a feather will turn your home into an animated indoor aviary. The lovely cage-bird joins the collection of mechanically articulated songbirds that chirp in their natural voice when you approach. Each beautifully carved bird has been fitted with a microchip of real parakeet sounds obtained from the Cornell School of Ornithology so the chirping you hear is the actual live recordings of this particular bird. The parakeet comes with a built-in on/off switch so you can admire your finely feathered friend with out the sound feature. Fitted with a motion sensor, the Breezy Singer Parakeet sits quietly until someone is near. The bird then tilts its head inquisitively, bobs its tail, and greets visitors with a chorus of delightful chirps. Parakeet comes in blue or yellow (our choice). Each parakeet comes with its own perch for display and require 3 LR44 batteries included. BSPAR Breezy Singers Parakeet $14.95 keywords: birds nature, novelties, pens, specials, Nature's Songbirds Desk-top Organizer Bring a little of nature into your home or office and stay organized at the same time. Our delightful Nature's Songbirds Desk-top Organizer has a pen holder to keep those pens handy along with a hidden drawer to hold all of those small office supplies like paper clips, staples, tacks etc. Clap your hands or make a sound to activate the birds. The two birds will move their heads, beaks and wings as they sing their bird songs. Pen holder features two birds resting on a log on top of a bed of stones. A button on the base will turn the sounds off or on. Base is made of plastic. Pen holder measures 7" tall and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). This product does require some assembly. BIRDPH Nature's Songbirds Desk-top Organizer $10.95 keywords: birds novelties, stuffed, Layed Back Louie the Parrot This lazy parrot sure knows how to really relax. Layed Back Louie kicks back in his chair with his legs crossed and glass in hand. Give him a press and he taps his foot While singing with mouth synchronization to the song "Don't Worry, Be Happy." What a life! Louie measures 14" long and requires 4 AA batteries included. LBLOUIE Layed Back Louie the Parrot $29.95 keywords: birds stuffed, Crazy Parrot A cracker is not all this hilarious parrot wants! Give our Crazy Parrot a squeeze and he shakes uncontrollably as he laughs and talks. Forget the crackers and have fun laughing along with this cute parrot. Crazy Parrot measures 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. CRAZYT Crazy Parrot $14.95 keywords: birthday arrived, bears, Birthday Bear Our 12" birthday Bear wears a soft felt shirt which says, "Happy Birthday! Celebrate your life". Squeeze his hand and his synchronized mouth moves to a heart warming reading by author Noah BenShea. Noah BenShea is one of North America's most beloved and respected poet philosophers. He is the international best selling author of 20 books translated into 8 languages. Now his words of love and wisdom can be heard in a heartwarming reading by the author himself in the Noah Bear. Makes a special gift for that special birthday! Birthday bear requires 3 AA batteries included. NOAHBB Birthday Bear $24.95 keywords: birthday arrived, bears, Singing Happy Birthday Cupcake Bear Having a birthday? Enjoy singing along with our 10" Singing Happy Birthday Cupcake Bear. Give him a squeeze and his head sways, mouth moves and candle lights up while singing "Birthday Polka." Fun for all ages. Bear comes in assorted colors (our choice please). Birthday bear requires 2 AA batteries included. HBCUPC Singing Happy Birthday Cupcake Bear $19.95 keywords: birthday cards, Singing Dad or Mom Happy Birthday Card Looking for that fun way to wish mom or dad a happy birthday? Give them our new singing Happy Birthday card. When they open it up, they'll hear a chorus sing "Dad, Happy Birthday" or "Mom, Happy Birthday." Each card sold separately. Cards measure 6" x 9" and batteries are included. Options: HBCARDD (Dad Birthday Card) $6.95 HBCARDM (mom Birthday Card) $6.95 keywords: birthday arrived, dogs, Singing Dog in Birthday Box Celebrate that next birthday along with our happy plush pooch. He sits inside his colorful birthday box. Give him a press and watch his head bob and ears flap in synchronization to the tune "They Say It's Your Birthday." Bring him out for all those special birthday festivities. Birthday dog measures 12" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. FLBIR Singing Dog in Birthday Box $27.95 keywords: birthday graduation, kitchen, musicals, wedding, Musical Cake Server/Knife At your next special occasion, serve up a song with this delightful Musical Cake Server/Knife. With every slice, everyone can sing along as the knife will play one of four special occasion tunes: happy birthday, wedding march, graduation and party (For He's a Jolly Good Fellow). Server/knife has a steel serrated blade and an easy to grip ergonomic handle with removable battery compartment for easy clean up. It measures 13" long and requires 2 AAA batteries included. MCSERV Musical Cake Server/Knife $18.95 keywords: birthday keychains, stuffed, Happy Birthday Monkey Birthday Monkey is here to sing you a silly happy birthday song. Just give him a squeeze to hear him sing his funny rhyming birthday melody. Monkey comes in two sizes: 8" plush and 2" plush keychain. Batteries are included. Options: HBMONK1 (8 inch Happy Birthday Monkey) $14.95 KCHBMONK Happy Birthday Monkey Keychain $4.95 keywords: birthday music boxes, Happy Birthday Matchbox Music Box Inside this decorated matchbox is a miniature animated scene. Wind our birthday cake matchbox, then open to watch a miniature cake surrounded by presents rotate as it plays "Happy Birthday." Great to give a music box collector or give as a special birthday gift. Matchbox music box measures 3 1/4" wide, 5 1/2" long. HBMATCHB Happy Birthday Matchbox Music Box $11.95 keywords: birthday bears, Singing Happy Birthday Bear Complete your birthday festivities with our adorable 22" chenille singing birthday bear with a cake on the top of her head. Just squeeze her hand and the candles twinkle, her head sways and mouth moves while singing "Happy Birthday to You." Bear requires 3 AA batteries included. BIRBEAR Singing Happy Birthday Bear $22.95 keywords: birthday hamsters, Singing Birthday Boy Hamster Their next birthday celebration just won't be the same when you bring out our delightful birthday hamster. He's ready to party with his birthday hat while carrying a big slice of birthday cake. Press his foot and he dances and sings a delightful upbeat "Happy Birthday" song. He stands 7" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. BIRHAM Singing Birthday Boy Hamster $9.95 keywords: bobble heads arrived, TV and Movies, Talking Popeye Wobblehead Well blow me down! If it isn't Popeye himself. Press the button on his base to hear Wobblehead Popeye say "I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finach, 'cuz I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the sailor man." Makes a great collectible! Popeye stands 9" tall and Batteries are included. BHPOP Talking Popeye Wobblehead $14.95 keywords: books arrived, TV and Movies, I Love Lucy Book w/Sounds Divided into 12 themes, each chapter covers a familiar plot, and includes introductory essays, photos, and quotes from various episodes. You can hear quotes associated with an audio clip by entering a 3-digit code, on the book's keypad. Book contains approximately 80 sound clips (about 25 minutes of audio). Additional features include: LCD display, 128 pages, volume control, and headphone jack. Book measures 12" x 11" and requires 3 AAA batteries included. ILLBOOK I Love Lucy Book w/Sounds $29.95 keywords: books arrived, cats, dogs, kids, novelties, Book pets Talking Bookmarks (Horse and Monkey) Reading a book just got a little more fun with our new Book pets. Mark your place with our set of 2 (horse and monkey) bookmarks. Just place the Book pets bookmarks inside and their gold tassel will hang outside to mark your place. Give them a press and they'll chatter or whinny. Great way to encourage reading and a fun gift to give a frog or monkey lover! Bookmarks measures 2" wide x 7" tall and batteries are included. BBPET2 Book pets Talking Bookmarks (Horse and Monkey) $8.95 keywords: books arrived, cats, dogs, kids, novelties, Book pets Talking Bookmarks (Dog and Cat) Reading a book just got a little more fun with our new Book pets. Mark your place with our set of 2 bookmarks - a dog and a cat. Just place the Book pets bookmarks inside and their gold tassel will hang outside to mark your place. Give them a press and they'll bark or meow. Great way to encourage reading and a fun gift to give a dog or cat lover! Bookmarks measures 2" wide x 7" tall and batteries are included. BBPET1 Book pets Talking Bookmarks (Dog and Cat) $8.95 keywords: books educational, kids, Sounds of the Wild Pop-up Books Sounds of the Wild Pop-up Books brings together incredible pop-up seascapes, panoramas and mysterious animal sounds to give little ones a glimpse into the mysterious, animal world. These colorful hard-covered books let them journey to the deepest depths of the jungle, European woodlands and marine life in far away oceans and now our new prehistoric animal world. With the turn of each page a new scene pops up out of the book in three dimensions allowing your child to explore an exotic animal habitat. They can read details descriptions and hear the calls of the wild. There are screeching monkeys, trumpeting elephants, hooting owls, howling wolfs, chattering dolphins and ferocious dinosaurs. Their journey will be educational with these entertaining bedtime books. Each books is sold separately. Options: SOW01D (Dinosaurs) $16.95 SOW01J (Jungle) $16.95 SOW01N (Night-time) $16.95 SOW01O (Ocean) $16.95 keywords: books arrived, educational, kids, toys, The Silly Safari Bus Book Get ready for some fun with a new twist on an old-time favorite song, "Wheels on the Bus". Using silly lyrics and clever sound effects, The Silly Safari Bus allows children to sing along with a variety of jungle animals. They will enjoy the unforgettable creatures brought to life in this adventuresome book. Press the button on each page and a zany verse of "Wheels on the Bus" will play to your child's delight. Colorful board book measures 8 x 7" and contains 12 pages. Batteries are replaceable. For ages 2 to 5. IDB01JB The Silly Safari Bus Book $12.95 keywords: books arrived, educational, kids, toys, Happy Birthday To You Picture Frame Book Open the cover of this book and the party begins with 8 blinking lights and music that plays "Happy Birthday to You." The last page of the book is a frame to put your child's photo so that he/she becomes a part of the story. This book is a fun and exciting gift for a special birthday boy or girl in your life. Board book measures 7" x 8 1/2" and contains 14 pages. Batteries are replaceable. For ages 1 to 6. IDB01HB Happy Birthday To You Picture Frame Book $12.95 keywords: books arrived, educational, kids, toys, All Aboard! Charlie the Can-Do Choo Choo Children's Book Push Charlie's big red nose and listen to the sounds of the train along with an appropriate tune. Unfold this accordion-styled board book and see the lights all along the full unfolded length of the train. Your young conductor will have hours of interactive fun with this colorful board book. Book measures 7" x 7 1/2" and contains 14 pages. Batteries are replaceable. For ages 1 to 6. IDB01CC All Aboard! Charlie the Can-Do Choo Choo Children's Book $12.95 keywords: books arrived, educational, kids, toys, Rise & Shine Interactive Children's Book The empowering message in this fun-to-read book is a simple one. Children have the power to start their day with confidence when they have a positive attitude. "Rise and Shine!" helps children get up on the "right side of the bed" and start their day with an attitude that works for them-rather than against them. The book features a digital alarm clock that wakes up a child with a peppy and inspiring wake-up song. The module can be set for a morning wake-up call and can be turned off with the flip of a switch. This colorful board book contains 8 pages and measures 7" x 10" For ages 3 to 6. IDB01RS Rise & Shine Interactive Children's Book $12.95 keywords: calculators arrived, handheld, Talking 12-Digit Calculator Make sure things keep adding up correctly with our new 12-digit Talking Calculator! Features include: audio entry and results, four basic calculator functions, memory functions, percentage operation, volume adjustable, on/off switch, audio result repeatable and LCD time display and alarm with your choice of beep sound or 1 of 3 melodies. Requires 2 AA batteries (not included). CAL12D Talking 12-Digit Calculator $14.95 keywords: calculators arrived, clocks, Talking 10 Digit Calculator with Alarm Clock This unique 10-digit desktop calculator is packed with great features. Its large LCD readout with big 0.6 inch high numbers makes it easy for those with low vision to read. Our calculator speaks each entry, basic functions and results to ensure accuracy. You'll know immediately if you've hit a wrong key All entries are reported in "units" or "digits". Most talking calculators will speak a result in separate digits, however this calculator will speak the whole number for example the number "2,4,3" will be announced as two hundred forty three. In addition, press the button to hear 15 melodies or beeping sound to set them as a wake up alarm for the talking alarm clock. Calculator will also announce the time. Its compact size makes it easy to carry in a purse or suitcase for traveling. It measures 1.8" high x 6.9" long x 5.2" wide and requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). CALALB Talking 10 Digit Calculator with Alarm Clock $14.95 keywords: calculators arrived, clocks, Talking Calculator with Earphone & Talking Alarm Clock Introducing our new talking calculator with earphone and talking alarm clock. This 10-digit Calculator features: audio entry and results, four basic calculator functions, memory functions, percentage operation, audio result repeatable, volume adjustable, on/off switch, time announcement, audible alarm and earphone jack. Makes the perfect desk-top calculator for home or office. Includes earphone for added privacy. Calculator measures 7 1/2" x 7" x 2" and requires 2 AA batteries (not included). CAL10E Talking Calculator with Earphone & Talking Alarm Clock $21.95 keywords: calculators handheld, Pocket Talking Calculator Things just not adding up! Try our new 3" x 5" pocket talking calculator. This 8-digit Calculator features include: audio entry and results, four basic calculator functions, memory functions, percentage operation, volume adjustable, on/off switch, audio result repeatable and LCD alarm clock. Calculator slips easily into purse or pocket. Keep it handy for your supermarket comparison shopping or check book balancing. Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). CAL3X5 Pocket Talking Calculator $15.00 keywords: calendars clocks, electronics, handheld, recorders, Jenda Lifetime Voice Calendar This portable and light weight talking calendar is the ideal tool that can be used by the whole family. No more deciphering hard to read hand written notes! You can record up to 900 dates and appointments in your own voice. Use Jenda as a perpetual calendar so you never have to forget that favorite niece's birthday, class schedule, anniversaries, or important events. It is easy to keep at hand because it comes with magnet strips on the back so you can magnetize it to the refrigerator; mount it on the wall with the built-in mounting slots or stand it up on your desk or kitchen counter. Other features include: speaks in English, Spanish or French, large and easy to see buttons, red light flashes to alert you for today's messages, low battery warning, flash memory and retains multiple messages per day. It measures 11 1/4" x 8 3/4" x 1" and requires 3 AAA batteries included. JENDA Jenda Lifetime Voice Calendar $39.95 keywords: callerids arrived, electronics, phones, Talking Caller ID with Call Waiting Want to know who's calling? Hear the caller's name or number announced before you answer! This compact unit announces and displays the caller's name and telephone number when the phone rings. You can record customized announcements to identify up to 50 frequent callers. You can also leave personalized out going messages for specific callers. Features include: announcement of incoming and call waiting calls, stores up to 99 calls, audible call review with date/time announcement, English and Spanish display and announcements, and adjustable volume control. Unit comes with a product guide, telephone cord, and power adapter. CID600 Talking Caller ID with Call Waiting $49.95 keywords: callerids arrived, electronics, phones, ClearSounds Talk 500 Talking Telephone w/Caller ID Every home or home office needs a great corded phone and the ClearSounds Talk500 is it! A telephone designed for everyone,including people with hearing and/or vision loss. Know who's calling before you answer with the Talk500. Ideal for anyone who is either busy at home, does not want to be disturbed by telemarketers or unable to read or reach the Caller ID before the caller hangs up. The Talk500 phone vocally announces incoming calls by automatically reading the number or (you can record a name to a number chosen from your log). Announcements are spoken in a clear voice and the information also appears on the large screen. In addition, to Talking Caller ID, this phone features adjustable amplified handset volume and tone, talking keypad ability, large display with LCD amber back light, speaker phone, 30 number Talking Phone book, 64 number Caller ID history, quad-lingual talking Caller ID (English, French, Spanish and Italian), super loud ringer (adjustable) with light indicator, desk or wall mountable, AC adapter and one-year warranty. Unit measures 7" x 7" x 2". TPD500 ClearSounds Talk 500 Talking Telephone w/Caller ID $119.95 keywords: candles america, arrived, Musical Patriotic Flameless Candle Celebrate the holiday in song with our new Flameless Candle. Our 4" pillar, Flameless Candles are made from real wax and have an LED light source that flickers and glows like a real candle -- minus the hazards caused by flames and melting wax. Our flameless Candle is the safe alternative for anywhere you'd rather not have any open flame -- around children or pets, near furniture or curtains, or even outside on your deck or patio. Press the button on the base to hear "You're A Grand Old Flag" play. Great for the fourth of July holiday. Candle requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). CANDLEP Musical Patriotic Flameless Candle $9.95 keywords: cats stuffed, Crazy Lion This crazy feline is crazy with laughter! Give his paw a press and he goes into action shaking, roaring and laughing. His laughter is contagious! Crazy Lion measures 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. CRAZYL Crazy Lion $14.95 keywords: cats Singing Cat Nips the Kitty Cat Got cat lovers? Our 12" Cat Nips kitty comes in 6 assorted velvet shirts with embroidered sayings that cat lovers will adore, plus a diamond bead necklace/collar that hangs proudly around her neck. Squeeze her paw and her head sways, mouth moves and tail wags while singing, "What's New Pussycat?" (Comes in assorted shirt styles our choice). Cat Nips kitty requires 3 AA batteries included. CATNIP Singing Cat Nips the Kitty Cat $24.95 keywords: clocks Electronic Wind Chime Alarm Clock Wake up to the gentle sound of six wind chimes. Let our new wind chime alarm clock gently get you going. Features include: transparent LCD display, repeatable snooze function, continuous wind chime or only as alarm, displays time with seconds date and day of week also easy to set and easy to read LCD display. This elegantly designed clock makes a unique conversation piece for your home or office. Clock can be used with an AC adapter or 3 AAA batteries (neither included). CLKWC Electronic Wind Chime Alarm Clock $19.95 keywords: clocks arrived, calendars, electronics, handheld, Voice Interactive Talking Travel Alarm Clock (Avail October) A new innovation in talking travel alarm clocks. Introducing not just a simple talking travel alarm clock but a small compact clock that actually responds to your voice. Its advance speech recognition technology will respond to 10 spoken commands such as; "time," " set time," "set alarm time," "today's date," etc. in a pleasant female voice. You can verbally set the clock to wake you with a buzzer, chime or bell. Press a button to activate the clock and then control it with your voice; or alternatively control it just by pushing buttons. Clock measures 4 long x 2 3/4 inch wide and 1 inch deep and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included).CLKPVA Voice Interactive Talking Travel Alarm Clock (Avail October) $27.95keywords: clocks calendars, thermometers, Touch Activated Alarm Clock with Voice Commands Our new small voice activated Alarm clock is the perfect size to keep where space is limited. With a simple touch clock will respond to voice commands such as: time, today's date, temperature, set time, alarm, set alarm, alarm sound which offers you the option of three alarm sounds, sleep sound which gives five minutes of sound to help you fall asleep, and help. Clock measures 4" x 3.25" x 4" and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). CLKVA1 Touch Activated Alarm Clock with Voice Commands $19.95 keywords: clocks arrived, religious, wall clocks, Inspirational Footprints Sound Clock This clock features a tranquil beach scene and touching quote combined with a soothing version of the traditional "Amazing Grace" hymn that plays at the top of each hour. Our Inspirational Footprints Clock will help you reflect upon your life and the world around you. A light sensor deactivates the clock when the room is dark. This beautiful inspirational clock is just the right gift for a pastor or loved one. Clock measures 8" in diameter and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). CLKAMAZ Inspirational Footprints Sound Clock $14.95 keywords: clocks arrived, electronics, recorders, Your Minder Talking Alarm Clock w/6 Personal Reminders Your Minder Talking Alarm Clock allows you to record your own voice and use it as a personal alarm or reminder. Be creative and even record your favorite songs, bird or pet sounds, or fun messages in your own voice. Features include: record up to 6 personal messages, set up to 6 different daily alarms, speakers on both sides, time announcement at the touch of a button, large type lighted date/day/time display. Clock measures 5 wide by 1 3/4 deep and is 2 3/4" high. It is powered by 2 AA batteries or a DC adapter, both of which are included. CLK6AL Your Minder Talking Alarm Clock w/6 Personal Reminders $39.95 keywords: clocks arrived, handheld, Talking LCD Travel Alarm Clock This compact clock is handy to place along your bedside where space is limited, or slide it closed to carry on your travels. Clock features: time announcement in female voice at the touch of a button, cuckoo or Music Alarm with Snooze, hourly Time Report, large LCD Display, cover acts as stand and slides closed for travel. Travel alarm clock measures 3 x 2 1/2 x 7" and requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). CLKPTRV Talking LCD Travel Alarm Clock $14.95 keywords: clocks novelties, Wake Up Call Alarm Clock Tired of being interrupted in a deep sleep at home by an annoying beeping sound or Radio DJ? The Wake Up Call Alarm Clock allows you to experience waking up just like at a hotel. Simply set the alarm and when it goes off, the old-fashioned rotary phone will begin to ring. When you pick up the receiver to answer, you will be greeted by a cheerful voice advising "This is your wake up call". It also offers a convenient 5 minute snooze function, for those mornings when you can't quite drag yourself out of bed immediately. The perfect gift item to give someone to help them get off on the right foot each morning. Alarm clock requires 2 AA batteries (not included). CLKWUC Wake Up Call Alarm Clock $19.95 keywords: clocks calendars, thermometers, Voice Activated Alarm Clock No squinting, turning or twisting to see the time. Because of advancements in speech recognition technology, this innovative clock lets you easily get and set the time just by asking with your voice. It responds to commands such as time, today's date, temperature, set alarm, set time, check alarm time, alarm sound (buzzer, chime, or bell), Stop (snooze for 5 minutes). You can control all functions either by your voice or by touch. The clock also includes a snooze function, and has three nature sounds bird chirping, ocean waves or babbling brook. Its back-lit LCD panel displays the time and date with 2" high numeral for optimal visibility day or night. The clock measures 3 1/2" high x 4 1/2" wide x 7 1/2" deep and is powered by an AC adapter (included), or 3 AAA batteries (not included). CLKVA2 Voice Activated Alarm Clock $49.95 keywords: clocks arrived, calendars, Talking Four Alarm Clock Need to get up before him or her? Or, need to be reminded during the day to take your pills? Our new 4 alarm clock will let you keep track of important things to do during the day. Easy one button operation to hear either the clock or day announcement. Clock features: audible time, alarms and calendar settings, hourly report, volume control and stop watch. Clock measures 4" wide x 3" tall x 1/2" deep and requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). CLKAL4 Talking Four Alarm Clock $14.95 keywords: clocks arrived, electronics, Clocky the Mobile Alarm Clock The alarm clock that runs away and hides to get you out of bed! Clocky gives you one chance to get up. But if you snooze, Clocky will jump off your nightstand and wheel around your room looking for a place to hide, beeping all the while. You'll have to get out of bed to silence his alarm. He'll give you up to 9 min of snooze time, then jump up to 3 feet off a nightstand and roll in circles while sounding a 80 decibel alarm. Clocky beeps in a random pattern while the screen flashes for a total sensory awakening. You can remove Clocky's wheels if you want him to remain put. Clocky also features a low battery warning. It measures 3 1/2" high x 5 1/4" wide x 3 1/2" deep and requires 4 AAA batteries (not included). CLKY Clocky the Mobile Alarm Clock $49.95 keywords: clocks calendars, specials, thermometers, Talking Atomic Clock w/Temperature Place this attractive radio control clock in any room of your home or office. Clock features attractive simulated wooden case with large digital display. In addition to its attractiveness, this clock is extremely practical. The clock features include: a pleasant female voice, radio control function, large LED digital display, audible time, date and indoor/outdoor announcement, automatic vocal announcement of time and temperature from 8:00 AM to 10:00 PM, Wireless remote sensor, clock alarm and indoor and outdoor temperatures display. Clock measures 8 1/4" wide, 5" high x 2" deep and requires 2 AA batteries and wireless remote requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). CLKWAT Talking Atomic Clock w/Temperature $49.95 keywords: clocks calendars, Talking Atomic Clock Now you never have to reset your clock again! Our new talking atomic clock automatically self adjusts itself for daylight savings time and leap year. This radio controlled clock picks up the most powerful signal transmitted by the USA Atomic Clock in Fort Collins, Colorado. Just set your time zone and let the clock do the rest. Clock also features: talking calendar, audio alarm settings, volume control, hourly report, auto-night shut-off, large one inch LCD display and easy one button operation to hear time and calendar. Clock measures 4 1/2" wide x 5 1/2" tall x 2 1/2" deep and requires 2 AA batteries (not included). CLKATOM Talking Atomic Clock $39.95 keywords: clocks calendars, Talking 3 in 1 Calendar/Clock/Timer Now knowing the time and calendar date just got a little easier! Our new talking calendar/clock timer is in a new fantastic cube size which makes it easy to place anywhere on a desk or night stand. Clock features: audio clock/calendar/timer/alarm settings, count down timer, calendar speaks (day, month, date and year), volume control, chime alarm and hourly report. Clock measures 2 3/4" x 2 3/4" x 2 1/4" and requires 2 AA batteries (not included). CLKCAL Talking 3 in 1 Calendar/Clock/Timer $29.95 keywords: clocks keychains, Mini Talking Clock Keychain Now, even if you forget your watch you'll always know the time. Handy keychain fits easily in purse or pocket. Keychain displays and announces time in gentle female voice. Audible time and alarm settings plus audible hourly report. Alarm features rooster crow. Measures 2" tall x 1" wide x 1/2" deep. Batteries included. KCMINI Mini Talking Clock Keychain $7.95 keywords: cookie jars arrived, dogs, kitchen, Singing Dog Cookie Jar This happy pooch loves to stand guard over all of your favorite treats and snacks. Tilt the dog's head back to hear the original recording "Who Let The Dogs Out" performed by the Baha Men. Great gift for a dog lover. Cookie jar measures 9" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. CJDOG Singing Dog Cookie Jar $24.95 keywords: decor arrived, electronics, novelties, Nuclear Wireless Doorbell Visitors to your pad will jump out of their skin when they press the Nuclear Doorbell. The deafening siren, yellow flashing lights and booming voice will certainly put everyone in the area on full alert. Door ringing will never be the same! It plays one of three randomly selected phrases. Operates from 33 feet away at 433 mega hertz. Easy to install. No wiring. Requires 3 AA batteries band 1 23A button cell battery included. NDBELL Nuclear Wireless Doorbell $19.95 keywords: decor arrived, kitchen, romantic, Singing Hershey Kiss Candy Dish You'll enjoy giving your favorite treats and kisses away with this fun Hershey shaped candy dish. Open the top of the candy dish and it plays, "This Kiss", "Your Kiss Is On My List". It also makes a great way to hold those "I Love You" treats. Dish measures 8" wide x 8 1/2" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. CDHERSH Singing Hershey Kiss Candy Dish $24.95 keywords: decor arrived, electronics, novelties, Chime Rainbow Maker Bring the sound of wind chimes indoors with our new Chime Rainbow Maker. Use suction cups to attach the chimes to a window where it can receive direct sunlight. When the sunlight hits the window panel, the motor will rotate the Swarovski crystal striker producing a burst of chimes and refracting the sunlight to create a swirl of rainbows around the room. The intensity and frequency of the chimes will be dependent upon the amount of light coming through the window. Great gift for everyone! Chime measures 10" x 2 1/2" x 2". CHIMERM Chime Rainbow Maker $29.95 keywords: dogs harleys, sports, Chopper the Biker Dog Chopper the Biker Dog has his motor running straight to your heart. This loveable plush hound wears his leather jacket, shades and bandanna. Give him a squeeze and he rocks and his mouth moves as he sings "Born To Be Wild." Great gift for the dog lover! Chopper stands 12" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. CHOPPER Chopper the Biker Dog $23.95 keywords: dogs romantic, valentine, Singing Big Bad Wolf Watch out! This Big Bad Wolf is hot on your trail to make sure you don't lose your way. Give his paw a press and his head sways and mouth moves while singing "Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood." Wolf stands 20" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. BBWOLF Singing Big Bad Wolf $24.95 keywords: dolls novelties, Henry the Talking Gnome Henry the Talking Gnome is a most hilarious plush fellow to delight those of all ages. Squeeze his toe to record a 12 second silly song, goofy message or funny birthday wishes then press his belly to play it back in his authentic helium-like gnome voice. Bring him to work or school to entertain your friends. Henry measures 6" high and batteries are included. HGNOME Henry the Talking Gnome $14.95 keywords: educational kids, Set of 3 Children's sound Puzzles Keep them entertained with our set of 3 wooden puzzles. These classic peg style puzzles are made of sturdy wooden pieces. Set includes shapes and colors, musical instruments, and farm animals. Realistic sounds play when the puzzle pieces are properly placed on the board. It's a fun and unique way to reinforce cause and effect, and early vocabulary and matching skills. For ages 2 and up. Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). CHNPUZ Set of 3 Children's sound Puzzles $29.95 keywords: educational kids, United States Sound Puzzle This wooden puzzle captures the charm of a finely crafted wooden peg style puzzle and the technological advances of sound. Each time you place a puzzle piece in the correct spot it will announce the state and its capital. Great learning tool for young and old alike. Puzzle measures 12" wide and requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). USPUZ United States Sound Puzzle $19.95 keywords: electronics arrived, radios, recorders, Portable Stereo MP3/CD/Cassette Player with AM/FM Radio Now you can carry your music anywhere you go! Our new portable stereo system with top-loading CD player, cassette deck, and AM/FM tuner is contained all in one sleek compact unit. Features include: supports CD, CR-R, CD-RW, and MP3 formats, repeat play (one or all tracks), automatic level control ensures consistent recording from CD and radio to cassette, pair of 4-inch wide-range speakers (2 watts), and headphone jack. Unit measures 14 1/2" wide by 6 1/2" high by 8 1/2" deep and requires 8 D batteries (not included).MPCD450 Portable Stereo MP3/CD/Cassette Player with AM/FM Radio $49.95keywords: electronics arrived, handheld, recorders, Pen Friend Voice Labeling System If independent is what you want to be, this handy and easy to use device will help. Pen Friend is a small hand held electronic pen that aids in labeling everything, such as: cans, dry cleanable clothing, file folders, cassettes, CDs and more. Just place the self adhesive strip on anything you want to label, press the button and then record your message. Each time you reach for that particular item just tap the pen on the label to hear the recorded message. Features include: unlimited record length associated with each label, 70 hours of recording time available on 1 GB internal memory, ability to download MP3 files including books and music (computer required), 127 labels in a mix of sizes and shapes, built-in speaker, USB cable, neck-lanyard and two AAA batteries. You can purchase extra labels in a package of 380. Pen measures 8" long. (Please note Pen Friend labels can not be put in a washing machine.) Options: PENFR1 (Pen Friend) $129.95 PENFRA (Extra package of 380 Labels) $29.95 keywords: electronics arrived, recorders, Stereo System, turntable, AM/FM Radio w/CD Player/Recorder Introducing our new multi-function stereo system. It has a turntable, a AM/FM radio and a CD player/recorder. The turntable plays 33, 45, or 78 RPM records. The retro-style recordable turntable is a beautifully designed system that combines the most modern CD technology with an "old school" look and feel. Do you have lots of records or cassette tapes and no computer? Here's a way to get rid of all those dusty old records or deteriorating tapes and record them on CDs for reliable storage. The CD player/recorder has a front-loading drawer, and can record from the turntable, cassette tape or Aux-in for your tape recorder. It records on both CD-R or CD-RW discs. It can skip to the next recording track automatically upon silence. Additional features includes: rotary analog AM/FM tuner, LCD back lit display, AUX in function with audio cables, earphone jack, two full-range speakers and a full functional remote control. There is a one year parts, and 90 day labor warranty from the manufacturer. Unit measures 20" long, 13" wide, and 12" tall. We send it to you with instructions recorded on a CD. This item is shipped separately and can not be combined with other orders. GDCD2 Stereo System, turntable, AM/FM Radio w/CD Player/Recorder $218.95 keywords: electronics arrived, handheld, Labtec Padded Earcup Stereo Headphones w/Volume Control These Labtec C-184 Heavy Duty Stereo Headphones deliver the same high quality audio you've come to expect with all Labtec products! Designed to be lightweight and comfortable to wear, these headphones come equipped with an adjustable padded headband and ear pads, dual volume controls, and a stereo/monophonic switch! The shielded coiled cord makes your cable length more compact yet still offers the ability to extend quite a long distance! The Labtec comes with a standard 1/8-inch stereo jack and and additional 1/4-inch adapter to connect with professional audio equipment. HEADPH Labtec Padded Earcup Stereo Headphones w/Volume Control $19.95 keywords: electronics arrived, decor, Door Alarm Now you can be alerted when someone tampers with your door. Just hang our door alarm on the door knob. Alarm will detect any motion and set the alarm to make a piercing siren sound. Hang it on a bedroom, dorm, hotel, or hospital door. It has a convenient strap for easy hanging. (Please note: alarm will not work on metal door). Door alarm requires one 9 volt battery (not included). DOGAL Door Alarm $10.95 keywords: electronics arrived, handheld, MP3 Player 4 GB CDs are about to join vinyl so here is your chance to join the Ipod crowd. We are introducing a 4 GB mp3 player with no screen at a breakthrough price. Package includes: mp3 player, ear buds, and USB cable. There are no batteries to install, just charge the unit with the computer through the USB cable or by the DC adapter (sold separately). Features include: volume up or down, skip to next or previous track, and a belt clip. The unit measures 2 1/4 x 1 1/4 x 1/2 inch. We also provide audio instructions on CD. MP3C4GB MP3 Player 4 GB $26.95 keywords: electronics arrived, father`s day, handheld, keychains, Set of 2 Find One Find All Keyfobs Tired of losing your keys, wallet, glasses, or those pesky remote controls? Why not save time looking for lost things, and lose the stress instead? Introducing a keyfinder that will help eliminate the aimless searching or faulty remembering of where you put your valuables. Once the Keyfobs are attached to your keys and other easy-to-lose things, it can find and be found by all the rest! Use your wallet to find your keys, your keys to find the remote control. The possibilities are endless. Just program one of six buttons on the keyfobs or wallet finder (sold separately) to identify the item you need to locate. You can be as far as 30 feet away to find your item. Great gift to give a senior having a hard time keeping track of things or even use the key finder to locate your luggage, dorm room, office or home doorway. Hurry!! Get your first set of two keyfobs and add more as you need them. Find One Find All. Keyfobs measure 2 3/4" x 1" x 1/2" and requires one CR2032 battery included. Options: FOFA1 (Set of 2 Keyfobs) $24.95 FOFA2 (One Wallet Finder) $14.95 FOFA3 (One Keyfob and one Wallet Finder) ... $24.95 $24.95 keywords: electronics arrived, freegift, handheld, MP3 or IPOD Speaker/Case Easily and conveniently play, store and carry your MP3 or IPOD in Our new speaker/case. It's a 3 1/2" x 5" zip around case packed with great features which include: convenient pocket to hold any small electronic device, connector to plug into earphone jack, high quality speaker for easy listening, DC power jack (3 to 5 volt) and a belt clip. Just secure your device, zip it closed and relax as you listen to your favorite tunes. You'll never have to worry about losing your MP3 or IPOD again! Easy to hang from your belt loop or keychain. Comes in blue or red (our choice please). Case requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). MPC MP3 or IPOD Speaker/Case $6.95 keywords: electronics handheld, USB Power Adapter 5-Volt for MP3 Adapter to be used with MP3. MP3A USB Power Adapter 5-Volt for MP3 $7.95 keywords: electronics arrived, handheld, Personal CD or MP3 Player with Anti-Skip Protection Now listening to your favorite CDs or MP3s got even more portable. This super light-weight, slim style personal CD player is perfect for those on the go. This slim compact design unit will play regular CDs, and MP3 data files as well. Features include: up to 14 hours of MP3 formatted music, programmable track memory, 120-second of digital Anti-Skip Memory, and a professional digital neckband stereo head phones are included. It can skip, search, play, pause, play random, repeat onece, or repeat All. It has a 10 digit LCD Display and a 4.5V AC/DC Adapter Jack (adapter not included). Unit measures 5.25" x 1" x 5.75" and requires 2 AA batteries (not included). MPCD Personal CD or MP3 Player with Anti-Skip Protection $27.95 keywords: electronics nature, Sound Sleeper Machine Create your own peaceful environment with our new micro-chip digitally controlled Sound Sleep Machine. This compact-size machine reproduces 10 soothing sound effects such as: summer night, rain, babbling brook, wind, ocean seagulls, chirping birds, buoy, thunder and womb. You can even combine two of the sounds to create your own unique tranquil environment. Your Sound Sleep Machine includes a on/off with 60 minute timer switch, 34 combinations of calming sounds, high quality speaker and headphone jack. It measures 4" x 8" x 2" and includes power adapter and 4 AA batteries. SLEEPM Sound Sleeper Machine $29.95 keywords: electronics handheld, radios, Mega Bass Compact Stereo Speakers Mega Bass Sound compact size makes this Ipod/MP3 stereo speakers the perfect gift for all digital music lovers. It is finished in a soft rubberized matte black and folds for easy portability. Speaker plugs into any Ipod/MP3 or CD player. Folded measures 4 1/2" x 2" x 1 1/2", unfolded 7 1/4" x 2" x 1 1/2" and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). MEGABS Mega Bass Compact Stereo Speakers $19.95 keywords: electronics radios, specials, 5 in 1 Wireless Headset with Net Chat Revolutionary! A wireless 5 in 1 wireless device that is packed with all the innovative features that the larger units have - yet at an affordable price! Our new 5 in 1 headset features include; wireless headset - reception from your TV, MP3, CD, DVD, VCD player or PC, wireless net chat - transmitter can be used as a mike to provide chatting on your computer, wireless monitor - transmitter can be used as a monitoring device to monitor your baby or elderly, FM radio - the headset can be used as a FM scan radio, wired headphone - includes audio cables so that receiver can be used as a wired earphone. What else do you need! Here's everything you need in one terrific package! Great gift for the holiday season. Requires 4 AAA batteries (not included). 5WHSET 5 in 1 Wireless Headset with Net Chat $15.95 keywords: electronics handheld, Voice Recognition Talking Universal Remote The new Accenda-3, nicknamed the "Surfboard" because of its unique shape, features new patented "smart" technology that makes channel surfing simple. by merely pushing the talking buttons or by using your voice. Accenda-3 eliminates the need to program because it programs itself to your own TV, VCR, Cable DVD or Satellite Dish. No user manual is needed because its built-in talking instructions makes it easy to use and understand. Unit measures 7 1/2" long x 3" wide x 2" deep and requires 4 AAA batteries (NI). Optional-Battery Charger and 4-AAA Rechargeable Batteries. TREMOTE3 Voice Recognition Talking Universal Remote $49.95 keywords: fountains arrived, decor, Butterfly Falling Waters Fountain Attractive and exquisite, this finely detailed porcelain water fountain is the perfect decorative touch to add to any home or office. Plug it in to watch the water cascade over the colorful rock formation. Two delicate butterflies with open and closed wings, rest on a leaf or flower. A wonderful way to relieve the stresses of the day! Fountain measures 6 1/2" tall. It is UL listed, which means you plug it into the wall. WFBFLY Butterfly Falling Waters Fountain $29.95 keywords: frames musicals, Someone Special Musical Frame Give someone special a keepsake they'll truly treasure. This finely crafted, acrylic frame features finely detailed ceramics along with a quality music box. On the front of our "someone special" friendship frame is a colorful resin bouquet of flowers and buds. Inside is a poem that reads "Certain people in the world are special, kind and giving. They bring sunshine and happiness to the lives of others. They're always there in times of need, and they spread joy and smiles everywhere they go. They are truly someone special." Wind it up and it plays "You Light Up My Life." Makes a wonderful gift that will touch the heart of any friend. SSFRAME Someone Special Musical Frame $19.95 keywords: games arrived, kids, Guitar Hero Carabiner Play this pocket size game based on the monster video game! Song selections are from Guitar Hero and Guitar Hero 2! Three levels of play! Press the play button to lay down the on screen notes. The better you play the higher your score! Level of difficulty increases with more complex riffs! Other features include: fold able neck for portability, LCD screen, whammy bar for long notes, 5 way tone note buttons. Guitar Hero measures 7 1/2" long and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). For ages 12 and up. GUITARH Guitar Hero Carabiner $14.95 keywords: games arrived, kids, toys, Bop It Bop it, baby! With Bop It, you never know what's coming next. Can you react to the commands quick enough to beat your high score? Three different commands come at you fast, and there's even a new "Yell It!" command to keep you guessing. Play alone or with a group of friends in the new "Party Bop" mode! Requires 3 AA batteries included. BOPIT Bop It $24.95 keywords: games arrived, electronics, handheld, kids, toys, Forklift Challenge! Challenge your opponent to a he-man's dual to the finish! Armed with your controllers, the challenge is to see who can race across the warehouse floor quicker than your opponent to win the game! Pick up and move your boxes and pallets with realistic movements. May the best man win! Forklift Challenge comes with two forklifts, two Controllers, floor mat, six boxes and six pallets. Forklifts measure 5" x 4 1/2" and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). Controllers measure 3" in diameter and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). Not for children under 3 years. RCFORKL Forklift Challenge! $29.95 keywords: games kids, toys, Talking Pirate Bingo Game Here's a new twist on an old game! Your buckaroos will enjoy this fun talking bingo game with a hearty pirate voice and fun sounds effects like, Cannon blast sound with the cannon, coins dropping on a table for pieces of eight, parrot squawk with the parrot, metal sword clashing with the cutlass,creaky boards and water splashing sound for the gangplank, and more. Pirate Bingo brings a new dimension to bingo and there's great fun for the whole family. Game requires 3 AA batteries included. PRBINGO Talking Pirate Bingo Game $15.95 keywords: games educational, kids, Freeze Up, The Frantic Category Game Let's play Freeze Up, the keep-your-cool category countdown game! Quick! Name an animal that starts with "C"! How about a flower that starts with "T" or a fruit that starts with "B"? Sounds easy, right? How about a state or sport that starts with "p"? No clue? Losing time? Press the button to change the category or the letter. Think fast or think smart, other players may challenge your answer! With the clock ticking, player must keep their cool before the time is up and they're frozen out! The last player in this Freeze Up electronic category game is the ch-ch-ch-champion! Featuring two ways to play; nail biting auto mode and self pace manual mode. 170 built-in categories, timer and score keeper, crystal clear speech and fun sound effects make this electronic game fun for the entire family! Requires 3 AA batteries (not included). FREEZEUP Freeze Up, The Frantic Category Game $26.95 keywords: games kids, Whack-A-Mouse Electronic Game The exciting new electronic game that keeps 'em jumpin'. Play this fun electronic game to test your speed and concentration! Game can either be played with music or without music for quiet playtime. It has 5 levels of challenging play. Seven mice with attitude light up and you have to whack them out. Its large LCD screen automatically keeps score. Game comes with one child-safe mallet. The whole family will thrill to the lights and sounds of this fast paced electronic game. Whack-A-Mouse measures 6" high x 9 1/2" wide and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). For ages 4 and up. WAMOUSE Whack-A-Mouse Electronic Game $19.95 keywords: games 1 to 99 Shocking Game The Game with a SHOCKING Ending! Play with as many or as few people as you like. Each person has a chance to punch in a number between 1 and 99. BUT you must make sure that you DON'T make the built-in computer MAD by picking the same number the computer has chosen. ITS THAT SIMPLE! If you do punch in the number the computer has chosen, you're in for a shocking experience that will make everyone in the room fall to the floor with laughter. Its built-in computer voice guides you while its flashing lights and music adds to the excitement. Unit includes two games to choose from (1 to 99 and Samantha Says) and three modes of play light shock, more shock and siren only (no shock). Game measures 6" in diameter and requires 3 AAA batteries included. ONETO99 1 to 99 Shocking Game $24.95 keywords: games kids, Remote Control Sumo Wrestlers Game Line up the contenders and it's belly bouncing fun! Pit your two sumo wrestlers against one another as you control them with your remote. Try to knock down your opponent to win the match! Game comes with two remote controls, two wrestlers and one battle mat. Requires 10 AAA batteries (not included). RCSUMO Remote Control Sumo Wrestlers Game $29.95 keywords: games kids, toys, R/C Bumper Car Arcade Game Real sound effects with LED lights! Relive the joys you had maneuvering your bumper car around the track only to crash and burn into your opponent. Take that same fun and thrilling excitement and pick up your fully functional remote controllers for real bumper car action. Each car has three sensors, one on each side and one on the back. The aim of the game is to hit out your opponent. Each time your sensor is hit one of your lights will light up on the front panel. Once all three sensors have been hit by your opponent, your game is over and your car freezes. Game includes 2 bumper cars and 2 controllers. Great fun for the whole family! Cars measure 5" long x 3" tall and require 3 AAA batteries and controllers requires 2 AAA (batteries not included). BUMPCAR R/C Bumper Car Arcade Game $29.95 keywords: graduation arrived, bears, Grad Record-A-Bear Want to give or send that special grad a personal message? Why not record your special thoughts in our new Grad Record-A-Bear. Simply squeeze and hold his foot to record a 10 second message, then squeeze his hand to play it back. Your grad will definitely cherish your heart-felt sentiments. Bear measures 9" and batteries are included. GRADRAB Grad Record-A-Bear $15.95 keywords: graduation arrived, bears, Graduation Bear Our 12" Graduation Bear wears a soft felt shirt which says, "DEAR GRAD ... Yahooo to you." Squeeze his hand and his synchronized mouth moves to a heart warming reading by author Noah BenShea. Noah BenShea is one of North America's most beloved and respected poet philosophers. He is the international best selling author of 20 books translated into 8 languages. Now his words of love and wisdom can be heard in a heart-warming reading by the author himself in the Noah Bear. Makes a special gift for that special grad! Graduation bear requires 3 AA batteries included. NOAHBG Graduation Bear $24.95 keywords: graduation arrived, bears, Graduation Bright Spot Bear Know a grad walking down the aisle? Won't they be delighted to get our new Bright Spot Bear. This cute bear is dressed in a cap and gown and has a light up star on its chest. Give him a squeeze and he'll sing "All Star." Bright Spot is great to include along with a gift bag of grad goodies or attach a card or gift card. Bear measures 11" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. BSGRAD Graduation Bright Spot Bear $13.95 keywords: graduation bears, Dancing Graduation Bear Let our swingin' and dancin' graduate express the spirit of this proud occasion. Just give his hand a squeeze and this happy graduation plush bear dances and bobs his head to the song "I Feel Good." Our graduate holds his well-earned diploma and wears his black cap and gown. Bear stands 14" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. GRADBEAR Dancing Graduation Bear $21.95 keywords: halloween arrived, bears, Singing Bright Spot Witch Bear w/Flashing Badge This funky bear dressed in a colorful witch outfit is ready for fright night. Squeeze her hand and her pumpkin badge flashes as she sings a Halloween parody of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun." Printed on bear's dress are the words "Ghouls Just Wanna Have Fun" and comes in assorted colors (our choice). Bright Spot Halloween witch measures 11" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. HBSPOT Singing Bright Spot Witch Bear w/Flashing Badge $14.95 keywords: halloween Talking Monster Candy Bowl You can keep the fun well in "hand" when they grab for their treats from this hilarious plush candy bowl. As they reach in, the Motion sensor activates the monster to move his mouth and spout out several hilarious candy warnings like "Whoa! Are you sure you want to eat that!", "Hands off, this candy's not for you", " Boo! candy is no good for you, it'll rot your teeth" and more. You can turn off the motion sensor and press his foot to hear him talk. Lots of fun for everyone. Comes in assorted colors (our choice). Bowl measures 10" tall x 6" wide x 9" deep and requires 3 AA batteries included. HMONCB Talking Monster Candy Bowl $19.95 keywords: halloween arrived, decor, Musical Halloween Light Set Your indoor Halloween decorating wouldn't be complete without hanging these spooky skull Halloween lights. It's 12 feet long to cover a large area around the door, mantle buffet table or even your desk at work. Press the button to see the skulls light up and a spooky voice sings a Halloween song. Lights require 3 AA batteries included. HMLIGHT Musical Halloween Light Set $19.95 keywords: halloween arrived, bears, Bear in Halloween Costumes Our new 14" Festive bears are dressed in Halloween costumes. Squeeze the hand of this vampire, spider and pumpkin, and watch him sway as he sings, "We Will Haunt You." A Halloween parody of "We Will Rock You." Bear comes in assorted costumes, sold separately (our choice please). He requires 3 AA batteries included. HHBEAR Bear in Halloween Costumes $23.95 keywords: halloween Scary Sounds Halloween Flashlight Your little trick or treater won't have any problems finding their way in search of treats with this fun flashlight. Our wacky flashlight comes equipped with one of eight scary sounds like boiling witch's cauldron, wolves howling, monster moaning, witch cackling plus more. Also includes color filters mystical blue, blood red, creepy yellow and eerie green. Great fun for Halloween or just use as a regular flashlight. Flashlight measures 9 1/2" long x 3 1/2" wide x 3 1/2" high and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). HSLIGHT Scary Sounds Halloween Flashlight $9.95 keywords: halloween Animated Halloween Pig Look who's dressed up for Halloween! Our plush piggy wears his Frankenstein costume complete with stitches and bolt. Pull his tail and he'll squeal. Press his foot and he'll walk across the table oinking to the "Adams Family" theme song. Bring him out every year for lots of Halloween fun. Pig measures 12" long and requires 3 AA batteries included. HPIG Animated Halloween Pig $10.50 keywords: handheld electronics, Talking Color Detector New Low price! Now identifying colors just got easier. This lightweight and easy to use color identifier can even be used by left or right hand users. While shopping, just simply select one of the 3 variable volume levels and hold the front of the unit against almost any surface - paper, cloth, wood, plastic, etc. and the color will be spoken. Comes with a clip on cover to protect sensors when carried in your pocket. It also comes with earphones for private listening. Uses one 9 volt alkaline battery (not included). COLORID Talking Color Detector $124.95 keywords: handheld Talking Timer This unique talking timer announces in true human voice the time remaining to zero during count down And it continues to count up and announces how much time allowing you to be in touch vocally with any activity that requires timing such as meetings, appointments, cooking, parking, exercising, etc. It contains three independent functions: talking count down timer, count up timer and talking clock. Timer has eight different alarm sounds for various occasions such as reading, cooking, exercising, etc. Auto repeat functions allow you to automatically restart the count down as many times as you want. A great feature for repetitive activities such as taking medicine. One memory function to store and record your most frequently used count down time. Designed for desk top and comes with belt clip. Timer measures approximately 3 1/2" x 2 1/4" x 3/4" and requires 2 AG13 batteries which are included. TTIMER Talking Timer $17.95 keywords: health electronics, handheld, Talking Wrist Blood Pressure Monitor It's up to you, not your doctor to take responsibility for your blood pressure. Our new compact size wrist monitor will allow you to take this vital reading as often as possible. Talking wrist monitor stores 60 readings for up to two people, and instantly checks for hypertension, using the popular World Health Organization scale. Reading results include: optimal, normal, normal-high, stage one, stage, two, or stage three hypertension. Additional features include; one-button operation, auto shutoff, English or Spanish audio readings, fits wrists from 5-1/2" to 7-5/8", 2 AAA batteries, included, with and plastic carrying case. Also includes lifetime Limited Manufacturer's Warranty WRMAB Talking Wrist Blood Pressure Monitor $39.95 keywords: health electronics, specials, Talking Arm Blood Pressure Monitor Consistent and accurate blood pressure monitoring is the key to good health. Now, because of our new talking blood pressure monitor the same opportunity exists for those with less than perfect vision. Just slip into the generous cuff (fits almost every arm size), press the button and in a clear female voice it will automatically announce systolic, diastolic, and pulse readings. Its LCD screen displays super size digits for easy reading. Features include: automatically inflates and deflates arm cuff to appropriate level for accuracy, speaks in English and Spanish, Stores up to 120 readings for two users (60 each), Soft comfortable cuff fits arm circumference 11.75" to 16.5", and automatic shut off. Also includes: nylon storage bag and 4 AA batteries included. BPMAB Talking Arm Blood Pressure Monitor $50.95 keywords: health electronics, 6-volt Adapter for Talking Arm Blood Pressure Monitor Adapter (6-volt 800 mm) to be used with Talking Arm Blood Pressure Monitor catalog code BPMAB. BPMABA 6-volt Adapter for Talking Arm Blood Pressure Monitor $7.95 keywords: health Talking Jump Rope Jump right in to fulfilling your New Year's resolution with our new talking digital jump rope. This informative and durable jump rope counts calorie burned, number of jumps, elapsed time and time remaining on workout. Rope will make announcements automatically or you can check your progress simply by pressing the "talk" button. Preset the count down timer for up to 99 minutes to meet your target program. Getting in shape and staying in shape is now made easier with this handy talking jump rope. Rope measures 9.8 feet long and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). (Caution" Please check with your physician before starting any rigorous exercise program) TJUMP Talking Jump Rope $12.95 keywords: health bathroom, thermometers, Talking Forehead Thermometer Our new Digital Ultra Thermometer provides a super-quick and convenient choice for monitoring your family's health and wellness. Our unique multi-function thermometer will ensure precise accuracy each and every time used. Its features include: Measures body temperature from the ear or forehead, Accurate reading in just two seconds, unique human voice call-out, mini flashlight for night time use without disturbing sleep, memory records last 20 readings, large easy-to-read LCD display with back light, multi-use clock, calendar and room temperature feature, displays in Fahrenheit and Celsius, quick clean surface with no covers required and designed for easy to holding and carrying. Thermometer measures 5" x 2 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. FHTHERM Talking Forehead Thermometer $24.95 keywords: health prodigy, Prodigy Voice Talking Blood Glucose Monitoring Starter Kit A new and innovative machine that makes anyone with a visual impairment completely independent! You will never need to code the meter. Simply insert the test strip and the meter turns on automatically. You get safe accurate test results every time. The Prodigy Voice will "talk" the user through all set-ups, step-by-step, including audible test results, audible meter status, audible averages, and memory records with date and time. Its repeat button Allows the user to check and hear the last message or test result. The set button allows the user to audibly set up all the functions of the meter step-by-step. The buttons on the Prodigy Voice have raised imprints to allow the blind user to easily identify the buttons. Its eject button will safely eject the used test strip with a push upward. You will hear fast audible test Results in just 6 seconds. The unit offers you the option to test with blood from your palms, forearms, upper-arms, thighs and calves, which have fewer nerve endings than your fingertips. Unit can store up to 450 audible test results with date and time, and gives 7, 14, 21, 28, 60, and 90 day audible averages. Prodigy's FREE software allows simple downloading of test results to your computer helping you and your Diabetes health care professional to track changes in your blood glucose level over time. Prodigy Voice requires only a 0.6 microliter drop of blood - smaller then most meters available today. This allows you to use extra fine gauge lancets and significantly reduce your pain and discomfort. Starter kit includes; talking unit, control solution, 10 strips, 10 lancets, lancet device, batteries and carrying case. Instructional CD also included. Options: TGLUCMS (Prodigy Voice Box of 50 Test Strips) $30.00 VOICEPRA (Prodigy Voice Starter Kit) $84.95 keywords: health radios, Talking Pedometer with Calorie Counter and FM Radio Now when taking that brisk walk or jog you can listen to your favorite FM station. Our new pedometer not only includes calorie counter, but also a FM radio. Features includes; announces distance covered, calories burned, elapsed time you have walked, announcements made automatically or at the touch of a button, audio scan FM radio and earphones. Pedometer measures 2 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). PEDOMFM Talking Pedometer with Calorie Counter and FM Radio $19.95 keywords: health Talking Calorie Counting Pedometer Now keep track of not only how far you've walked, but also how many calories you've burned. Our new small and compact pedometer offers you a new feature "calorie counting." Whether you're out for a brisk walk, jog or casual stroll, just push a button to hear steps, miles and now calories spoken in a clear audible voice. Other features include: automatic announcement according to pre-programmed intervals and audible mode settings. Its handy clip makes it easy to attach to a pocket or belt. Pedometer measures 2" x 2" and batteries are included. CALPEDOM Talking Calorie Counting Pedometer $13.95 keywords: health sports, Talking Pedometer Would you believe that walking has just become even more enjoyable! With our new talking pedometer just press the button and you can hear how many steps you've walked and what distance you've traveled. Its handy clip on the back, makes it easy to attach to a shirt pocket or belt. There's even music to entertain you while you walk. In addition, it also includes a talking clock and alarm with audio settings. Pedometer measures 2 1/2" wide and batteries are included. PEDOM Talking Pedometer $9.95 keywords: keychains arrived, sports, Crazy Sports Balls Keychain Don't know what to give that sports lover? They'll enjoy these funny and wacky sport ball keychains to carry their keys. Give our football, basketball, soccer ball and baseball keychains a squeeze and they each will laugh uncontrollably along with fun game sounds. Great gift for everyone! Keychains each sold separately. They measure approximately 3" wide and batteries included. Options: KCSBLB (Baseball) $4.95 KCSBLF (Football) $4.95 KCSBLK (Basketball) $4.95 KCSBLS (Soccer ball) $4.95 keywords: keychains arrived, star trek, TV and Movies, Star Trek Communicator Talking Keychain This mini replica of the Communicator really works and features seven classic phrases from the TV show and two memorable sound effects! Press one of two buttons to hear phrases like "Set your phases to stun, we're going to beam directly into the capital city", "status", "I'm a doctor not a mechanic" and more. Keychain requires 3 button cell batteries included. KCSTART Star Trek Communicator Talking Keychain $9.95 keywords: keychains arrived, rude, Talking Button Keychain When someone is flinging it so fast it leaves you speechless, just press the button! If the smell leaves you speechless, just press the button! Our Bull Shit Button Keychain and Fart Alert Button Keychains can be great stress relievers, as well as, a fun way to carry your keys. Each hilarious keychain will say one of six funny phrases like "Now that was Grade A bull shit!" "If it gets any deeper in here, I'll need a ladder to climb out" "There's no gas shortage here" "I'd blame the dog but I don't have one" and more. Each keychain sold separately. Batteries included. Options: KCB01B Bull Shit Button Keychain $4.95 KCB01F Fart Alert Button Keychain $4.95 keywords: keychains arrived, freegift, radios, FM Radio Pillow Keychain Fun way to carry your keys! Don't miss your favorite FM radio talk show again! Our new radio pillow comes equipped with handy earphones inside its velcro pouch. Just plug in and tune out! Keychain comes in assorted colors (our choice please). It measures 3" x 5" and batteries are included. KCRADIO FM Radio Pillow Keychain $4.95 keywords: keychains arrived, Crazy Gator Keychain Play with crazy laughter and other hilarious gator sounds! Keychain measures 4" tall and batteries are included. KCGATOR Crazy Gator Keychain $4.95 keywords: keychains arrived, novelties, Mini Electronic Guitar Keychain Get in the groove! Get in the funk! Our pint-size guitar key chain is packed with music power. Press the button to hear our guitar keychain play one of two rockin' guitar riffs. Comes in assorted colors (our choice please). Keychain measures 5" long and batteries are included. KCGUITAR Mini Electronic Guitar Keychain $4.95 keywords: keychains Hey, hey Monkey Keychain Hey! Hey! these colorful monkeys are not just monkeying around! Give these assorted colorful monkeys keychain a squeeze and they'll sing the "Monkees" theme song. A true blast from the past! They come in assorted colors (our choice). Monkey keychain measures 4" tall and batteries are included. KCMONKEY Hey, hey Monkey Keychain $4.95 keywords: keychains Randy the Rude Gnome Keychain He looks harmless enough! But wait! Press the button under his feet to hear this rather rude gnome make five embarrassing remarks. Keep him handy on your keychain to surprise your friends. Randy stands 3" tall and batteries are included. RGNOME Randy the Rude Gnome Keychain $5.95 keywords: keychains games, Pocket Nano Challenge Keychain Can you follow the sequence? Test your reflexes, concentration, coordination and memory when you play this exciting pocket arcade game. Its four levels of play; will challenge young and old alike. Fun key chain will bring you loads of fun on the go. Keep it in your car or purse to make long travel time even more fun. Simply press down on the colored buttons to follow the random sequence of lights and sounds. Great sound effects add to the thrill of this fun keychain. Keychain measures 1 1/2" x 2 1/2" and requires 3 AG13 batteries included. KCNANO Pocket Nano Challenge Keychain $5.95 keywords: keychains TV and movies, Dorothy Talking Keychain Since its release in 1939, The Wizard of Oz has become one of the most beloved films in America, telling the story of Dorothy's adventures as she tries to return to Kansas. Six of the most popular lines from the movie are captured on this handy keychain. Lines include: "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.", "Follow the yellow brick road.", "There's no place like home.", "Lions and tigers and bears oh my!", "I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.", "Why, you're nothing but a great big coward.", "What would you do with a brain if you had one." Batteries included. KCWOZ Dorothy Talking Keychain $8.95 keywords: keychains arrived, bathroom, Potty Pig Keychain Get ready to break out in hysterics when you carry this hilarious gaseous fellow on your keychain. Give this plush piggy with toilet paper in hand a squeeze and our Potty Pig Lets go with one of nineteen hilarious, gaseous remarks like "Here I sit broken hearted, tried to crap but only farted," "At my age it takes as long as it takes" and more. Fun and hilarious way to carry your keys! Potty Pig measures 5" tall and batteries are included. KCPPIG Potty Pig Keychain $4.95 keywords: keychains rude, TV and Movies, Monty Python Voice Abuse Keychain Inspired by Monty Python's Flying Circus, this keychain is truly one of a kind! With this hand-dandy device in your hot little hand, you'll never be at a loss for a good insult when you need one. Simply press the toes on the foot to hear various abusive phrases from the infamous "Abuse Sketch" and other notorious routines like "Don't talk to me like that, you lying bastard!" "You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person," "Shut your festering gob, you tit!" and more. Keychain measures 3" x 3 1/2" and batteries are included. KCMONTY Monty Python Voice Abuse Keychain $11.95 keywords: keychains TV and movies, Big Lebowski The Dude Talking Keychain "The Dude abides." Now you can take The Dude wherever you go! Here's a handy keychain that voices the best lines from the movie. With a push of a button, you can hear 6 different quotes from the film! The Dude says the following:"Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm The Dude, man.", "The Dude abides.", "Yeah, well... you know, that's just your opinion, man.", "At least I'm housebroken.", "Hey, careful, man. There's a beverage here.", "The Dude minds, man." Batteries are included. KCDUDE Big Lebowski The Dude Talking Keychain $8.95 keywords: keychains arrived, dogs, Teenie Weenie Dog Keychains Carrying your keys got a lot more fun with these hilarious doggie keychains. Give them a squeeze and each of these funny pooches will sing and talk in their own doggie style. Collect them all! Makes a great gift for a dog lover! Each Teenie Weenie measures 4" long and batteries are included. Options: TWD01C (Chill E Dog Keychain) $4.95 TWD01F (Frank Farter Dog Keychain) $4.95 TWD01H (Hottie Dog Keychain) $4.95 TWD01I Itsy Bitsy Dog Keychain $4.95 TWD01N (Nerd E Dog Keychain) $4.95 TWD01W (Wonder Wiener Dog Keychain) $4.95 keywords: keychains Pocket "Excuses To Get Off The Phone" Keychain Tried to get off the phone gracefully but it didn't work? Try our new "Excuses To Get Off The Phone" keychain to help remedy that problem. With the press of one of six buttons your annoying caller will hear things like, siren, baby crying, knock knock Chinese food delivery, cars crashing, static and doorbell sounds. Makes a great gift for the keychain collector. Keychain measures 2 1/2" x 1 1/2" and batteries are replaceable. KCPHONE Pocket "Excuses To Get Off The Phone" Keychain $9.95 keywords: keychains romantic, Love Stinks Singing Skunk Keychain Fun way to carry your keys! Give this heart broken, plush skunk a squeeze and he belts out his heart felt song "Love Stinks." Makes a great gift for the keychain collector. Keychain measures 4" tall and batteries are included. KCSKUNK Love Stinks Singing Skunk Keychain $4.95 keywords: keychains rude, Polly the Insult Parrot Keychain Like our larger parrot, this pint-size Polly will keep 'em in stitches when you carry him on your keychain. Squeeze his belly and Polly makes several insulting remarks. Makes a great adult gag gift. Polly measures 4" long and batteries are included. KCNPAR Polly the Insult Parrot Keychain $5.95 keywords: keychains clocks, thermometers, Talking Clock/Temperature Keychain Hang this fun keychain on your purse, belt, or golf bag to keep track of the time and even the temperature. Keychain features: audio time setting for clock and alarm, hourly report, two alarms (chirping and cuckoo) and One button time announcement with temperature. Keychain measures 2" x 3" and requires 2 button cell batteries included. KCTEMP Talking Clock/Temperature Keychain $9.95 keywords: kids arrived, educational, toys, Neurosmith Music Blocks Inspire a love of music with this interactive activity toy which allows a child to create over a million different musical compositions - simply by playing with blocks! Neurosmith Music Blocks allow a child to creatively compose music while experimenting with shapes, colors, sequences and sounds. Each side of each music block plays a different phrase of music. The three musical selection include Jumping Jive Jazz, African Rhythms and Mozart's Night music. Features premium digital sound and magnets to hold blocks securely in place. Teaches color and shape recognition and cause and effect. No cartridges needed, batteries included, for ages 3 and up. NSMBLOCK Neurosmith Music Blocks $49.95 keywords: kids arrived, educational, handheld, toys, They Keep Multiplying Multiplication Keboard Help your child develop basic math skills with this handy plastic math keyboard. Each of the 81 keys has a math equation on it. Press it down to hear the answer. Now he or she can practice their multiplication tables anywhere they go! Keyboard measures 8 1/2" by 9" and requires 3 AA batteries included. For ages 5 and up. TMULTI They Keep Multiplying Multiplication Keboard $18.95 keywords: kids arrived, educational, musicals, toys, Musical Animal Piano Help your child tame these wild beasts with the sounds of music! Allow Lion, Giraffe and Elephant to help children develop their fine motor skills and learn about cause and effect. Each piano comes with 3 song cards that show children how to create a symphony that would soothe the heart of a beast. Piano comes in assorted styles (our choice please) Each piano sold separately. It measures 7" x 6" x 1" and requires 2 AA batteries included. For ages 3 to 5 MAPIANO Musical Animal Piano $5.95 keywords: kids arrived, educational, toys, Electronic Count & Learn Cookie Jar Learning how to count just became even more fun with our new Count & Learn Cookie Jar. Cookie jar includes 2 play modes. Play mode one electronically counts cookies from one to 10 as they are inserted into the jar. Play mode two friendly voice quizzes the child to insert a specific numbered cookie from one to ten. Each cookie includes a corresponding number of colorful chips for more counting fun. Also includes automatic shut off to conserve batteries. Jar stands 8" tall and requires 2 AA batteries included. For ages 2 and up. LRCJAR Electronic Count & Learn Cookie Jar $24.95 keywords: kids arrived, games, toys, Cash Cow Electronic Talking Bank & Game This bright and colorful bank teaches coin values. Cash Cow recognizes pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters. The friendly Cash Cow features many fun voice responses. It includes an additional coin release at the back. Bank also features an exciting game that challenges children to correctly count change. LCD screen automatically displays and tracks deposits. You can pull the cow's bell to retrieve its coins. Bank measures 10" x 9" and requires 3 AA batteries included. CASHCOW Cash Cow Electronic Talking Bank & Game $29.95 keywords: kids educational, toys, Touch 'n Sing Block A tuneful touchable toy that's hugable, too! Your little one will hug and learn with six delightful songs and sounds. This soft take along block is touch activated. It teaches names and facts about animals or vehicles. They can sing along with upbeat, original rhyming songs on every side. Choice of two blocks. Each sold separately. Block measures 6" x 6" x 5" and require 3 AA batteries included. For ages 6 months plus. Options: TNSBLOCK1 Animal Block $24.95 keywords: kids Mysterious Gyroscopic Top Amazing light effects! Mysterious sound effects! This motorized top starts spinning automatically and spins non-spot with its never ending light patterns and sound effects. Press the switch and hold Gyroscopic Top until it gains enough momentum, then let it go for hours of out of this world fun. A pull handle is included to replace batteries. Top requires 3 AAA batteries included. For ages 5 and up. MYGYRO Mysterious Gyroscopic Top $5.95 keywords: kids toys, Accrobatic Dancing Remote Control Car The Acrobatic Dancing Remote Control Car will certainly surprise the kids, with the way it spins, and the stunts it can do. It has 5 different sounds and 3 different fun musical tunes. All the tires have lights inside which flash when in play, making it especially fun when you play it in the dark. Its full function remote control allows the Acrobatic Dancing Car to go forward, reverse and steer in any direction. You can do 360 degree turns, and if it flips on its end, it'll still go! This car is very durable and can handle a lot of tough runs. Recommended for ages 5 and up. It measures 12" long and comes with rechargeable batteries, included. RCCAR Accrobatic Dancing Remote Control Car $29.95 keywords: kids arrived, toys, Super Force Laser Gun Playtime got a little more fun with our Super Force Laser Gun. Give your space crusader this fun gun to maintain world peace. Its colorful lights, sound effects and swirling action make pretend time come alive for hours of playtime fun. Laser gun measures 9 1/2" x 7" and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). SLASERG Super Force Laser Gun $7.95 keywords: kids stuffed, Musical Walking Cow Give her tail a pull and this adorable plush cow will moo for you. Press her foot and she'll moo and slowly walk as the delightful children's tune "Skip To My Lou" plays. Great gift for the little one or present for a nursery school. Cow measures 12" long and requires 3 AA batteries included. STMLOU Musical Walking Cow $19.95 keywords: kids novelties, Fuzzie Wuzzies Fuzzie Wuzzies are our new sound activated pet that promises to be loads of fun for the whole family. Just clap your hands or shout and Fuzzie Wuzzie goes into action. Fuzzie Wuzzie screams and then starts moving around on the table or floor. Make sure he or she has lots of room to scamper around. Delightful music and sound effects plays as Fuzzie Wuzzie moves until it runs out of energy. Then just clap again for hours of fun. Fuzzie Wuzzies come in assorted pastel colors (our choice). They measure 3 1/2" in diameter and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). FUZZWUZ Fuzzie Wuzzies $9.95 keywords: kitchen arrived, Hero Hot Dog Steamer Frankly speaking, you'll love this Hero hot dog steamer. Simply place the cooking tray on its base, add water and up to six hot dogs, and cook for about seven to nine minutes. The thermostat goes off and the steamer barks when your dogs are ready. Includes steamer and measuring cup. Tray is top rack dishwasher safe. Unit measures 9 1/2" long x 7 3/4" wide x 5 3/4" high and ETL listed. You can wipe base clean with warm soapy water. HOTDOGS Hero Hot Dog Steamer $30.95 keywords: kitchen arrived, Henrietta Hen Chirping Egg Cooker and Poacher Now you can cook and poach eggs like the pros. Our new Henrietta Hen Chirping Egg Cooker and Poacher makes up to 7 hard Boiled eggs or 4 poached eggs at once. Shaped like a white chicken, this cooker includes a piercing pin to help keep the eggs from cracking. A cute chirp signals when the eggs are done. Dishwasher safe, excluding power base. UL listed and 90 day limited warranty. HEGGCOOK Henrietta Hen Chirping Egg Cooker and Poacher $30.95 keywords: kitchen arrived, novelties, Talking Fridge Patrol Trying to stay on that diet? Lack the will power? Place this pint-size officer in the fridge, cabinet or wherever you hide the food and he'll help to keep you on track. His light sensor activates him each time you open the door. Fridge Patrol turns on his flashlight and will bark out one of vie police style warnings like, "Get back! You're going down!" Fridge Patrol measures 8" tall and requires 3 AAA batteries included. FPATROL Talking Fridge Patrol $19.95 keywords: kitchen arrived, father`s day, novelties, sports, Musical Football Snack Bowl After the game, serve them up their favorite chips and crackers with our new Musical Football Snack Bowl. Just press the air inflation button and the top of the football swings open and plays the Fox NFL theme music. After you reach in to get your snack the football will automatically close. You'll score that all important touchdown with This realistic looking and feeling football snack bowl. Bowl requires 3 AA batteries included. CDFOOTB Musical Football Snack Bowl $24.95 keywords: kitchen arrived, decor, father`s day, novelties, sports, Singing Baseball Glove Chip & Dip Bowl After the game, serve them up their favorite chips and crackers with our new Singing Baseball Glove Chip & Dip Bowl. Just simply press the button on the baseball glove and watch the ball open to reveal a compartment that holds all their favorite condiments. At the same time, you will hear a chorus singing a classic version of the song, "Take Me Out To The Ball Game". Dip your chip into the ball before it closes automatically in order to keep the dip fresh. Great to bring along on picnics or outdoor activities! Bowl requires 3 AA batteries included. CDBASEB Singing Baseball Glove Chip & Dip Bowl $24.95 keywords: kitchen electronics, handheld, thermometers, Talking Probe Thermometer Now an affordable talking thermometer that can be used for cooking, as well as, other practical home uses. Insert this easy to use and hold thermometer's stainless tip probe into liquids, semi-solids or use it for air temperatures. Readings are constantly updated on the digital display and by pressing the "talk" button the current temperature is spoken in a clear female voice. By pressing the button again, you can track the changing temperatures. An eyelet loop on the case allows you to hang it in a handy place. Probe measures temperatures from -4 to 248 degrees Fahrenheit. Also includes automatic shut-off after 3 minutes of non-use. It measures 10" long and requires a CR2032 cell battery included. CTHERMO Talking Probe Thermometer $29.00 keywords: kitchen health, Talking Kitchen Scale You can now take control over your personal diet. This digital talking scale reads out the weight of your personal meal portion with a friendly female voice. Easy to use, no programming needed. Weighs up to 3,000 grams/6.6 pounds. Includes acrylic bowl and 4 AAA batteries. Scale measures 8" x 5 1/2" and includes a 30 year life-time warranty. VXSCALE Talking Kitchen Scale $39.95 keywords: kitchen arrived, Talking Moo Mixer Never worry about having all the chocolate at the bottom again! Our new Talking Moo Mixer features an easy to use trigger button, fun to hold handle and large detachable clear tumbler. Its dishwasher safe clear 12 ounce tumbler and the totally cool mixing action makes fun mooing sounds and a whirling vortex of power to thoroughly dissolve chocolate powder mixes or syrups! Mixer measures 5 1/2" x 6" and requires 2 AA batteries (not included). TCMIXER Talking Moo Mixer $15.95 keywords: magnets freegift, health, specials, Will Power Magnet He's on a mission! Wherever there are people who want to stay healthy, eat right and exercise, Will Power will be there to encourage you. Press the button on this super hero magnet to hear Will Power speak 7 encouraging phrases like "Will Power says walking is good, walking to the bakery not AS good, Thank You" "Will Power says keep doing the stuff that makes you buff. Thank you" "Will Power says you are some kind of wonderful. Thank you" and more. Keep him handy right there on the fridge or stand him up on the counter. Will Power magnet measures 4" tall and requires 3 AG13 button cell batteries included. WPMAG Will Power Magnet $3.95 keywords: nature arrived, electronics, Water Colors Enhance the sounds of nature with this delightful water globe. As the sounds of nature play, the colorful lights in the globe pulse to the sounds. Dim the lights, and the beautiful colors project on the ceiling. You can relax to one of six nature sounds (birds, ocean, waterfall, crickets) and enjoy the soothing colors from the globe. Globe stands 7" x 5 1/2" x 3 3/4" and requires 3 AA batteries (not included).Also runs on AC adapter (not included). EGLOBE Water Colors $26.95 keywords: novelties arrived, Sound Activated Brave Bull Toro! Toro! Just clap your hands and a voice yells "Hey, hey Toro!", the music plays and our Brave Bull charges across the table or floor. It's just like being at the bull fights! Fun for all ages! Bull measures 11" long and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). SABULL Sound Activated Brave Bull $19.95 keywords: novelties arrived, kids, toys, Gigglator Have a blast with the Gigglator- the electronic voice and sound toy based on the classic toy Giggle Stick! Record your voice or any sound, then roll, slide and shake the Gigglator to manipulate your voice to high pitch, low pitch, staccato, and everything in between! More than a giggle, it's hilarious! Or choose one of the 12 pre-recorded wacky sounds - voices, belches, laughs, and sound effects - and make them even crazier! Batteries included. GIGGL Gigglator $18.95 keywords: novelties arrived, musicals, Caribbean Finger Drums Hit the drums and feell the calypso beat with this mini, electronic steel drum kit. Simply strike the different parts of the steel drum to play the beautiful, authentic and realistic sounds of the Caribbean. There's a free style mode, demo mode and even a record function so that you can playback your favorite tropical tunes. Got Reggae rhythm? Got attitude? Get Caribbean Finger Drums! Drums measure 6" wide x 3" tall and require 2 AAA batteries included. FSDRUMS Caribbean Finger Drums $19.95 keywords: novelties arrived, Gag Positioning System This GPS System will definitely tell you where to go! Just mount it on to your front window and listen to its hilarious instructions like "I'll tell you where to go!" "Your destination has been deleted. Please try again!" and more. Its a fun way to bring a little humor to a long trip. Unit measures 6" requires 3 AA batteries included. GGPS Gag Positioning System $19.95 keywords: novelties arrived, decor, Singing Flower Pot This ingenious flower pot monitors the moisture in the soil once every hour. If the moisture in the soil falls below approximately 20% it reminds you to water your plant once an hour until the plant is watered. Features include: automatic Light Sensor that prevents flower pot from singing at night, soil retainer helps prevent root rot from over watering, and the battery indicator blinks red when batteries are low! Singing Flower Pot measures 6" tall x 6 1/2" in diameter and requires 3 AA batteries included. (For indoor use only) FLOWPOT Singing Flower Pot $24.95 keywords: novelties arrived, sports, western, Buck the Animated Deer Trophy Here's a practical joke gift for hunters and non-hunters alike. Buck the Animated Trophy Deer is sure to get a rouse when passers by see it proudly sitting on your desk or mounted on the wall. His head moves from side to side/up and down as his mouth moves in synchro-motion to 2 sayings and a rousing singing of the song "Sweet Home Alabama." You can even press the button on his plaque to watch all the action. He's just the right size to place anywhere in your home or office. Buck measures 7" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. BUCK Buck the Animated Deer Trophy $34.95 keywords: novelties sports, Knock Out Talking Punching Bag Stress got you punchy? Let off some steam with the Knock Out Talking Punching Bag. Each time you hit the bag a mocking voice dares you to try again with phrases like, "Is that all you got, hit me again!" and other cool sound effects. This very durable bag is able to withstand hours of your best jabs, hooks and upper cuts. Its mounted on a spring post base for gym-style return. Great stress reliever for both the home and office. Punching bag stands about 6 inches tall and requires 2 AA batteries (not included). KOBAG Knock Out Talking Punching Bag $19.95 keywords: novelties arrived, dogs, Motion Activated Rolling & Laughing Buddies They're more fun than a barrel of monkeys! Just walk pass these crazy pals to see them roll and laugh uncontrollably. Walk pass again, and the fun and laughter starts again. Their laughter is contagious. Choice of two buddies-dog or monkey. Each sold separately. Buddies require 3 AA batteries (not included). Options: RLB01D (Dog) $19.95 RLB01M (Monkey) $19.95 keywords: novelties stuffed, Mackie Watch out Mackie's back! Give this adorable plush shark a press and with sensational synchronized movement of his head, mouth and fin he dances as he sings "Mack The Knife." Just stay clear of those teeth! Mackie measures 13" and requires 3 AA batteries included. MACKIE Mackie $19.95 keywords: novelties over-the-hill, Talking Over-the-Hill Chicken You'll have them in hysterics when you pull out this hilarious Talking Chicken. Press the chicken's tail feathers and a gaggle of chickens cluck while a chicken announce that "You're No Spring Chicken". Comes with Hang loop for easy hanging and a detachable pin. Fun over-the-hill gift. Chicken measures 11" tall and requires 3 AG13 button cell batteries included. YNSCHICK Talking Over-the-Hill Chicken $9.95 keywords: novelties stuffed, Clownin' Clarice When it comes to clowning, this little plush clown fish is not clowning around! Give her a press and Clownin' Clarice sways from side-to side while flapping her tail as she sings "The Tide Is High." She's one class act! Clownin' Clarice measures 10" long and requires 3 AA batteries included. CLOWNC Clownin' Clarice $2495.00 keywords: novelties Control-UR-Babe Talking Remote Control Show your babe whose boss! The first remote control that talks but doesn't answer back! Make sure your babe knows who wears the pants in the relationship! First remote control universally compatible with most female models! Now you can press all her buttons (beer, sex, food, massage, blow job, sleep, say yes, forgive, clean, TV, get naked, leave, PMS alert and no nagging), just aim at your woman and click, the remote will give her the hint she needs. You'll be wondering how you ever lived without one! This is an adult novelty and not meant for minors. It measures 2" x 5 1/2" and requires 2 AAA batteries included. URCBABE Control-UR-Babe Talking Remote Control $9.95 keywords: novelties arrived, musicals, Finger Drums Turn your drumming dreams into a reality with this touch sensitive Finger Drum Kit. This desktop drum set is complete with a bass drum, kick, and cymbal. It has both a record and a freestyle function. The perfect gift, a must-have, for any drummer, talented or otherwise. Not only does it provide a great way to exercise your fingers, you can turn yourself into a superstar drummer without leaving your desk. You could even play games with your work buddies, friends and family by asking them to name the tune. Drum set measures 7" wide x 5" High x 3.5" deep and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included). FDRUMS Finger Drums $19.95 keywords: novelties kids, sports, Remote Control Golfer Bad weather is no longer an excuse not to get in a round! Test your skills with the Remote Control Golfer. Position him, choose his club (from a driver, an iron, or a putter) and swing away! Viewable power swing control allows you to apply just the right amount of power to your shots whether you're driving or putting. Address the ball after each shot with your fully directional remote control which also serves as a golf bag to store your clubs when not in use. Includes; one golfer, remote control, putting green, one flag, three clubs, one golf ball and instructions. Golfer requires 4 AA batteries, and remote control requires one 9 volt battery (not included). For ages 8 and up. RCGOLFER Remote Control Golfer $39.95 keywords: novelties kids, sports, Remote Control Fisherman Hook a whopping fish with a mind of its own! Don't let the big one get away! Use the remote control and your skills to guide your fishing boat in search of your next big catch! Guide it across the carpet, flooring or even your desk-top as you test your skills trying to hook a big fish! With your "rod and reel" remote maneuver the motorized fisherman to chase down the fish while it "swims" out of control. When you got the hook in position, use the power control catch action to haul in the scaly bugger. Careful it doesn't get away-it's a whopper! Fisherman requires 4 AA, fish requires 1 AAA and remote control requires 2 AA batteries (not included) For ages 8 and up. RCFISHER Remote Control Fisherman $39.95 keywords: novelties stuffed, Slow Moe Joe Singing Turtle Batter up! There's nothing slow about this cute plush turtle. Slow Moe Joe wears his baseball cap and holds a bat. Just give his foot a press and he'll bop up and down while singing "In the Summertime." No strike outs for this happy turtle! Slow Moe Joe stands 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. SMJTURT Slow Moe Joe Singing Turtle $28.95 keywords: novelties decor, freegift, Dr Frog Electronic Plant Moisture Meter Is your plant getting the right amount of water? Know for sure with Dr Frog. Simply insert the frog into the soil and it will alert you when your plant needs water. This friendly little frog will chirp and croak until your plant gets the water it needs. No more guess work or under watering. Dr Frog constantly evaluates the moisture level of your plant's soil. A special light sensor ensures your plant's watering schedule will be limited to daytime hours because this frog is only active when exposed to light. Dr Frog will help keep your plants happy and healthy. Dr Frog requires 2 G10 batteries included and measures 4" x 2" x 1 1/4". DRFROG Dr Frog Electronic Plant Moisture Meter $4.95 keywords: novelties keychains, romantic, valentine, I Like You Talking Mouse Know a person you really like? A little shy and need a way to tell them so? This plush mouse will say just how much you truly care. Give him a press and he'll shout it to the rooftops how much he really, really, really likes you. Great gift to give that special friend. I Like You Mouse comes in two sizes: 8" plush and 2" plush keychain. Batteries are included. Options: ILIKEUM1 (8 inch Plush Talking Mouse) $14.95 KCILUM (I Like You Mouse Keychain) $4.95 keywords: novelties Kunga the Gorilla Do you go ape for macho, macho monkeys? Then Kunga the gorilla is definitely going to drive you bananas! Just press the button on this touch activated plush and watch him stomp his feet, move his arms and make his own tough gorilla sounds. Don't get excited he's just trying to get your attention! Kunga stands 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. MGORILA Kunga the Gorilla $24.95 keywords: novelties stuffed, Crazy Elephant Get out of the way of the stampede!! Our Crazy Elephant is charged up ready to bring loads of laughter. Give him a press and he shakes and toots his trunk. He's sure to put elephant-size smiles on everyone's face. Crazy Elephant measures 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. CRAZYE Crazy Elephant $14.95 keywords: Obama america, dolls, Talking Barack Obama Action Figure "Yes we can!" Press the button on his platform to see his head and mouth move as our Barack Obama Action Figure speaks one of nine inspirational phrases. (Barack Obama voice is impersonated). He stands 14" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. TBOBAMA Talking Barack Obama Action Figure $28.95 keywords: Obama america, bears, Singing & Dancing Bearack Obama Commemorative Bear Commemorate one of the most historical events in American history with our Limited Edition dancing and Singing "Bearack Obama" Commemorative Bear. Bearack wears a jersey style t-shirt with artwork celebrating this historical time in America. He also wears a stars and stripes bow tie. Press his hand and Bearack dances while singing "I Feel Good." No matter your political affiliation, this commemorative bear will become a true collectible. Bear stands 14" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. BEARACKB Singing & Dancing Bearack Obama Commemorative Bear $24.95 keywords: Obama america, dolls, Barack Obama Talking Dashboard Figure "Yes we can!" Our new dashboard figure says one of nine historic and inspirational phrases on the political stage. Press the button on this 6" tall figure's platform to hear him speak. (Barack Obama voice is impersonated). Obama figure requires 2 AAA batteries included. DBOBAMA Barack Obama Talking Dashboard Figure $9.95 keywords: over-the-hill arrived, novelties, Screaming Flying Granny Look at granny go! Pull back her elasticated arms and watch as she catapults through the air, screaming "Woo-Wee!" You can't keep this granny down! Batteries included. FLYGRAN Screaming Flying Granny $11.95 keywords: over-the-hill romantic, Singing Gram's Crackers Girls Our 19" wise-cracking Singing granny wears her grumpy old feelings on her dress proudly. Give her hand a press and her head sways and mouth moves as she sings "Don't Cha (wish your Grandma was hot like me". She comes in assorted sayings (our choice please). Gram's Crackers Girl requires 3 AA batteries included. GRAMCRG Singing Gram's Crackers Girls $22.95 keywords: over-the-hill romantic, 'Singing Grams Crackers (Guys) Can he be a legend in his own mind? Press the hand of our sexy senior and watch his head sway and mouth move while singing "Don't Cha (wish your Grandpa was hot like Me." Grandpa wears assorted t-shirts that tell a story of a grumpy old man's sentiment (our choice). Grams Crackers measure 19" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. GRAMCR 'Singing Grams Crackers (Guys) $22.95 keywords: phones arrived, electronics, handheld, BlueAnt V1 Voice Controlled Bluetooth cellphone Headset Introducing a revolutionary voice user interface that lets you control most cellphone functions with your voice. Amazingly, the headset will actually talk back to you too! Features include: allows for clear communication in the noisiest environments; innovative tie clip; up to 5 hours talk-time; 3 charging options USB, car, and DC adapter (all included); locally based customer support, and 2 year replacement warranty. Note you must have a Bluetooth ready cellphone to use this headset. BTV1 BlueAnt V1 Voice Controlled Bluetooth cellphone Headset $89.95 keywords: recorders arrived, electronics, handheld, Talking Photo Album (100 Hours recording time) (Avail 10/30) Introducing one of the most exciting ideas in the recordable products world today, a talking photo album that can also be a CD organizer. This photo album contains 20 pages with the ability to record 5 minutes per page. In addition, a removable SD card slot gives you the added ability to record even longer files per page by loading recordings from your PC allowing unlimited time per page up to the total 100 hours. Each page can hold either a 5" x 7" image, or a CD or DVD. Other features include: a built-in microphone, re-record pages as many times as you wish, individual play/stop button for each page, a built-in speaker, volume control, earphone jack, and a 1GB SD card valued at $9.95. So create you own talking books, or take it along with you to keep those CDs and DVDs organized. There's endless possibilities!!! Album measures 9 3/4" x 13 3/4" x 3" and requires 3 AAA batteries (not included).RTALBUM Talking Photo Album (100 Hours recording time) (Avail 10/30) $64.95keywords: recorders arrived, electronics, handheld, kitchen, Record-O-Clip Want to leave a quick message on the fridge but can't find a notepad? Introducing a snack bag clip that holds a personal audible message that YOU recorded! Each time you open the clip, your recorded message is played back.You can re-record a message as many times as you like. Clip holds up to 16 seconds of recording time enough time to record your favorite music, inspirational comments, quick to do or grocery list reminder. Clip includes a magnet on back to attach it to any metal surface. Batteries included. ROCLIP Record-O-Clip $7.95 keywords: recorders arrived, electronics, handheld, Vyper Wryter Video Pen This is one of the smallest audio and video recorders every concealed in a functional pen. The high fidelity microphone can record sound withing 25 feet. It contains a 2 mega pixel concealed camera that can record audio and video for up to 5 hours. You watch or listen to your recordings by unscrewing the pen top and plugging it into the USB connector on your computer. It opens as a portable hard drive and records in AVI format. The fancy styling, smooth writing instrument is durable and environmentally friendly. There is a simple one button control. The package includes pen, USB cable, and a DC charger. PENCAM Vyper Wryter Video Pen $55.95 keywords: recorders arrived, electronics, handheld, Olympus Stereo Digital Recorder with talking Menu A high-quality stereo microphone steps up to make this recorder the preferred choice for the on-the-go digital age. Its talking menu ensures user-friendly access to all of its functions. The 2GB internal memory gives up to 533 hours of recording time, or the or 4GB model gives over 1000 hours. You can extend that with optional removable micro SD cards to up to 16GB. It plays and records MP3 and WMA formats. It has 7 folders (5 voice, 1 music and 1 Podcast). Use the USB cable to upload and download files to your computer. You can also charge the 2 AAA rechargeable batteries, which are included, through the USB connection. In the package is Olympus Sonority software providing an easy file editing, file management, and Podcast Manager. Also included is a carrying case, earphones and strap. There is a one year manufacturer's warranty. Recorder measures 4 1/2" long, 1 1/2" deep, and just 1/2" wide. Options: OLDM420 (2GB) $149.95 OLDM520 (4GB) $199.95 keywords: recorders arrived, electronics, handheld, One Hour Digital Voice Recorder Need a little help in remembering those important dates or numbers? Tired of forgetting where you parked your car? Let our simple 60 minutes recorder get you organized. This handy palm size recorder stores up to 15 messages, each up to 4 minutes in length. It's 3 button operation makes it easy to add and delete messages. Its durable clip will allow you to attach it to a belt, visor or purse. Unit requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). 1HRREC One Hour Digital Voice Recorder $19.95 keywords: recorders arrived, electronics, handheld, Olympus 600 Hours (1GB) Digital Voice Recorder A cool black finish surrounds this compact, take-anywhere voice recorder with 600 hours of continuous recording time from 1 GB of internal flash memory. File management and other options are a cinch with the easy-to-use menu. Features like Voice Activation give you the flexibility to just sit back and relax. With its long battery life, the VN6000 can record for up to 39 hours before you have to replace or recharge batteries. This small compact unit is perfect for on the go individuals who need the convenient and easy use of a device for all of those important notes or messages. Unit measures 4" long, 1.5" wide, and 3/4" deep and requires 2 AAA batteries included. VN6000 Olympus 600 Hours (1GB) Digital Voice Recorder $49.95 keywords: recorders arrived, electronics, handheld, Motion Activated Memo Recorder The perfect high-tech, easy-to-use electronic message recorder is here! Our new 16 second recorder will play back your message to anyone who passes by, activated by motion. Forget about pen or writing pads to leave a quick note to a family member. Only 3 1/2 inches tall it easily magnetizes to your refrigerator to record a quick to do or grocery list. Features include: magnet on back, 16 seconds of recording time, perfect fit stand, loop strap attachment and easy to use functions. Requires 4 AAA batteries (not included). MAMEMO Motion Activated Memo Recorder $19.95 keywords: recorders Voice Pad New and Improved! Introducing an exciting new device that is revolutionizing the greeting card industry today. Voice Pad is a thin, lightweight device that can be placed on any greeting card, name tag, gift etc, that will allow you to record your own 10 second message. You are no longer stuck with a card that really doesn't express your truest sentiments. Simply attach this handy device in a card of your choice and record. When the recipient receives your card, won't they be surprised. You can record and re-record your message as many times as you wish. Personalize your Voice Pad with your own logo or stickers. Now, the Voice Pad is even smaller measuring 2" wide x 3" high and only 1/4" thick and comes with replaceable button cell batteries included! VPAD Voice Pad New and Improved! $5.95 keywords: religious music boxes, Mini Miniature Song Book Music Box Truly a treasure to last a life-time! This miniature leather-like bound book is an actual music box. Our inspirational box features a miniature bound hand stitch book that opens to reveal an animated scene. The music box has lyrics inside to sing along and an animated scene of woodland animals that revolve. Wind it up and it plays "What A Friend We Have In Jesus." Music box measures 3 1/2" x 2 1/4" x 1 1/8". MSBK Mini Miniature Song Book Music Box $11.95 keywords: religious arrived, bears, Singing Spirit Bear Our 11" singing Spirit Bear is just the right gift to give a loved one or pastor. Give the bear a squeeze and its cross will light up as the bear sings. Spirit Bear wears a bow trimmed in either gold or silver. Choice of two bears sold separately. Bears require 2 AAA batteries, included. Options: SPIRITBJ sings Jesus Loves Me $11.95 SPIRITBL sings This Little Light of Mine $11.95 keywords: religious bears, Prayer Bear Our 12" Prayer Bear wears a soft felt shirt which says, "Prayer is a path where there is none." Give his hand a press and his mouth moves as he recites a heart-warming reading by author Noah BenShea. Noah BenShea is one of North America's most beloved and respected poet philosophers. He is the international best selling author of 20 books translated into 8 languages. Now his words of inspiration and hope can be heard in a heartwarming reading by the author himself in the Noah Bear. Bear requires 3 AA batteries included. NOAHBP Prayer Bear $24.95 keywords: religious Talking Solar Powered Bible We are pleased to announce our newest bible. This small bible fits in the palm of your hand and now speaks all the books of the Bible, old and new Testament, in a real human voice. You can jump from book to book and chapter to chapter with the press of a button. You can also jump ahead or back in 15 second intervals. There are no modes! The navigation buttons are extremely easy to use! The batteries are built into the unit. It can be powered by the sun or a light bulb or charged from a 9 volt DC adapter (included). Fully charged batteries will allow the unit to play for approximately 10 hours. You can listen to the human voice reading the bible through the Bible's excellent speaker, or through ear phones (included). The unit measures 4 1/4 by 2 1/2 by 7/8 inch. This is an exciting breakthrough product at a real breakthrough price. Options: TBIBLEK (King James) $99.95 TBIBLEN (New American Standard) $99.95 TBIBLES (Spanish Bible) $99.95 keywords: religious (9-volt Adapter for Solar Powered Bible) 9-volt adapter to be used with solar powered bible. TBIBLEA (9-volt Adapter for Solar Powered Bible) $9.95 keywords: religious bears, Barnabus the Scripture Bear Here's a soft and cuddly friend, Barnabus, who can't wait to introduce your child to easy to remember scripture verses. Just press one of the nine patches on his paws, ears, tummy and feet to hear an abbreviated reference plus a Bible verse. Barnabus uses the NIV translation. They'll even enjoy talking to their cuddly, plush friend to sleep with them. Barnabus measures 16" and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). BARNABUS Barnabus the Scripture Bear $24.95 keywords: religious Solar Powered Talking Spanish Bible (In stock now!) We are pleased to announce our newest addition to our Solar Powered Talking Bibles. The 2000 Reina-Valero Revision puts the Spanish Bible into easily understood language and won quick acceptance in the Spanish-speaking world. This small bible fits in the palm of your hand and will speak all the books of the Bible, old and new Testament. You can jump from book to book and chapter to chapter with the press of a button. You can also jump ahead or back in 15 second intervals. There are no modes! The navigation buttons are extremely easy to use! The batteries are built into the unit. It can be powered by the sun or a light bulb or charged from a 9 volt DC adapter (included). Fully charged batteries will allow the unit to play for approximately 14 hours. You can listen to the human voice reading the bible through the Bible's excellent speaker, or through ear phones (included). The unit measures 4 1/4 by 2 1/2 by 7/8 inch. This is an exciting breakthrough product at a real breakthrough price. TSBIBLE Solar Powered Talking Spanish Bible (In stock now!) $99.95 keywords: religious dolls, Messengers of Faith Talking Dolls Truly inspirational dolls! Our Mary, Peter and Paul Talking Dolls will teach young and old alike the wisdom of the bible! It is not just a toy but a gift that will help shape their future.Each doll Measures 12"tall and fully articulated, with 18 points of articulation including hands and fingers that can grasp and hold. They also have realistic eyes, hand-sewn cloth outfits and sandals, and 63 seconds of Scripture, recorded in an easy-to-memorize style. The verses are taken from the New International Version includes a 'pocket book' recounting of their story in an easy-to-read format so older kids can read on their own. By appealing to all of the senses, children memorize Scripture and Bible stories through hearing, seeing, and touching. Together, all these features make learning about the Bible and its history fun for children of all ages! Collect all three! They require 3 button cell batteries included. Options: MOF01J (Jesus) $19.95 MOF01L (Paul) $19.95 MOF01M (Mary) $19.95 MOF01P (Peter) $19.95 keywords: religious stuffed, 23rd Psalm Talking Plush Lamb Introduce your child to the Holy scripture with this adorable and cuddly white, plush lamb. Squeeze its hand and in a sweet child's voice the 23rd Psalm is recited. Makes a wonderful baby shower gift too. Lamb measures 12" tall and requires 2 AA batteries included. PSLAMB 23rd Psalm Talking Plush Lamb $19.95 keywords: religious bears, Table Grace Talking Bear Teach your child to give thanks at every mealtime with this adorable bear. Our plush and cuddly bear is just the right friend to help your child learn and appreciate giving thanks for the blessings he or she will receive. Squeeze either hand for a short prayer " Come Lord Jesus be our guest and let these gifts to us be blessed. Amen" and the longer table grace prayer "God is great, God is good and we thank Him for our food. By His hand we all are fed. Give us this day our daily bread. Amen." Bear measures 12" tall and requires 2 AA batteries included. TGBEAR Table Grace Talking Bear $19.95 keywords: religious recorders, Recordable Holy Bible Pen Holder Makes a great gift to give a pastor or loved one! Keep this resin Holy Bible pen holder on a desk or night stand to record a quick note or message by using the handy pen or press the button on the bottom to record a 10 second message. Black resin bible features golden gilded edges and printed plaque that says "May God Bless You." Holy Bible measures 4 1/2" x 3" x 1 1/2" and batteries are included. RBIBLE Recordable Holy Bible Pen Holder $9.95 keywords: religious music boxes, Musical Plush Lamb This adorable, Chenille, plush lamb makes a perfect gift for a child's room or shower gift. Lamb measures 12" long and has wind up key on his back. Simply wind it up and the Music box plays "Jesus loves Me." Not only will children love it, you'll love it too. MLAMB Musical Plush Lamb $14.95 keywords: romantic stuffed, Singing Walrus of Love Love is in the air with our cute and cuddly singing walrus. Give this 11" walrus's hand a squeeze and his head moves as he sings, in Barry White's own voice, "Can't Get Enough Of Your Love, Babe." Great gift to give for any special occasion. Walrus of Love requires 3 AA batteries included. WALRUS Singing Walrus of Love $27.95 keywords: romantic dogs, Barry Wonderful Singing & Animated St. Bernard Dog Give your sweetheart one of the most endearing and treasured gift, they'll love you for it. Our 12" Barry Wonderful St. Bernard dog is soft and plush with long fluffy ears and a collar with a black and gray emblem that reads "BW You're The First, The Last, My Everything." Squeeze his paw and with sensational synchronized movement of his head and mouth he sings 60 second version of Barry White's all time hit song "You're The First, The Last, My Everything." This fantastic pooch makes a great gift for the dog lover too! Barry Wonderful requires 3 AA batteries included. BWDOG Barry Wonderful Singing & Animated St. Bernard Dog $19.95 keywords: romantic stuffed, Forget-Me Not Duet This unlikely duo has teamed up to help celebrate a day for lovers. Give our elephant's hand a press and with his mouse companion seated on his shoulder, they take turns singing Separately and together moving their mouths as they sing "Unforgettable." Look what a little love can do! Elephant and mouse measure 12" tall and require 3 AA batteries included. FMKDUET Forget-Me Not Duet $28.95 keywords: romantic Bessy Mae Singing Cow She's really in the mooood! Give her hand a squeeze and our 19" Bessy Mae Cow head sways and mouth moves while singing "Besame Mucho." She's looking for your love anytime! Bessy Mae requires 3 AA batteries included. BESSYM Bessy Mae Singing Cow $23.95 keywords: romantic novelties, stuffed, western, Singing Ham On Range This country porker is driving the range with his brand new tractor. Give him a press and with sensational synchronized movement of his head and mouth he sing the country hit "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" while turning the wheel. Great gift for the country music enthusiast. Ham On Range measures 13" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. HAMONR Singing Ham On Range $19.95 keywords: romantic stuffed, valentine, Musical Walking Pig Give her tail a pull and this adorable plush pig will oink for you. Press her foot and she'll oink and slowly walk as the delightful song "Stupid Cupid" plays. Great gift for that special someone. Pig measures 12" long and requires 3 AA batteries included. SCPIG Musical Walking Pig $19.95 keywords: rude arrived, xxx, Terry the Swearing Turtle An animal with a serious problem! Terry the Swearing Turtle just can't help himself. As hard as he tries to keep them in, the curse words, whistles and chirps keep slipping out. Try not to snicker when he has one of his episodes. He's a sensitive little reptile. You can turn his motion activation on or off. He says over 25 phrases. You can put it in PG or totally obscene mode. Terry measures 7" tall and includes 3 AA demonstration batteries. SWTURT Terry the Swearing Turtle $19.95 keywords: rude Tooting Angel Ooops! There she goes again! This little angel can't seem to rid herself of an unholy problem. Just walk pass and her cheeks will light up as she lets out some irreverent sounds. Use the hang loop on her back to hang on a tree or place in a stocking for holiday giggles. Fun for the angel collector! Tooting Angel measures 5" tall and batteries are included. FANGEL Tooting Angel $5.95 keywords: rude arrived, Talking Buttons Here's three buttons that say it all! Press our big, light up red BS button, Fart Alert button and Insult button to hear one of five hilarious yet poignant phrases to express your inner frustrations. When you know that they're just handing you a line of BS, BS button says phrases like "oh come on now, that ain't even bull shit that's horse shit!" When you know they're just full of hot air, Fart Alert button says phrases like, "Fart, fart, I thought I smelled something!" and when you can't quite get the words out to let them know how you truly feel, Insult button says phrases like, "You don't sweat much for a fat guy!" plus a lot more. Collect them all! Buttons measure 3" x 2" and require 2 AAA batteries included. Options: SBUTTONF Fart Alert Button $7.95 SBUTTONI Insult Button $7.95 keywords: rude birds, xxx, Pirate Insulting Parrot Yo ho ho! This fine feathered bird has a lot to say and it might just be foul! Place him on your shoulder with the included shoulder strap or place him on his perch and our Pirate will squawk up a storm hurling several insulting remarks like "I'm a pirate parrot out to claim me booty", "Hey wench, show us your tits", "Hey baby, you can host my jolly Rodger anytime", "Bow me down, blow me up, just blow me" and more. He even sings two funny songs "What Do You Do With A Drunken Parrot!" and "Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum." Pirate parrot operates by either pressing the button on the shoulder strap, or flip the switch for motion activation. Any way you show him he'll be great adult fun! Parrot measures 6" high and requires 4 AA batteries (not included). This is not a toy and not suitable for children. RPIRATE Pirate Insulting Parrot $15.95 keywords: rude xxx, Quackers the Naughty Duckie Our naughty fellow is certainly quacking a different tune! This plush horny and happy fellow sings and spouts out wacky comments, even his funny orgasm is sung to the tune of the William Tell Overture. Squeeze his duckie foot to hear him say six suggestive phrases like "You can pluck and roast me baby!" "If I look like a duck, talk like a duck, then I must be a f@#cking duck!" and more. Naughty Duckie sits 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. (This is not a toy for children.) NDUCKIE Quackers the Naughty Duckie $13.95 keywords: rude arrived, xxx, Lusha the Crusher She's heavy, she's hungry and she's very very horny! Who will save our poor little fellow? Will help arrive in time! Clap your hands and watch the bed vibrate and wobble under the pressure of Lusha's libido. Watch our poor little fellow kick and scream for help! Great adult fun! Lusha the Crusher measures 7" x 6" x 4" and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). LCRUSH Lusha the Crusher $14.95 keywords: rude Bull Shit Megaphone Want to send a message loud and clear? Pick up this hilarious Bull Shit Megaphone and blast it out! Press the button to hear 8 loud hilarious phrases like "You are so full of bull shit!" "You can't bull shit a bull shitter!" "Thou shalt not bull shit!" "He's got weapons of mass bull shit (fart)!" and more. Great fun for all! Megaphone requires 3 AA batteries inluded. BSMEGA Bull Shit Megaphone $5.95 keywords: sports arrived, novelties, Crazy Football Football won't be the same when you give this Crazy Baseball a squeeze. Our plush football will laugh and shake uncontrollably as the exciting sounds of a cheering crowd is heard. You'll definitely score a touchdown with that favorite football lover! Ball measures 6" and requires 3 AA batteries included. CRAZYSBF Crazy Football $14.95 keywords: sports arrived, novelties, Crazy Baseball Baseball won't be the same when you give this Crazy Baseball a squeeze. Our plush baseball will laugh and shake uncontrollably as the exciting sounds of a cheering crowd is heard. You'll definitely score a home run with that favorite baseball lover! Ball measures 6" and requires 3 AA batteries included. CRAZYSBB Crazy Baseball $14.95 keywords: star trek arrived, electronics, TV and Movies, Star Trek Captain Kirk & His Deluxe Electronic Command Chair Take unlimited journeys with James T. Kirk at the helm! "Go where no man has gone before" with this Deluxe Edition Star Trek Electronic Command Chair with voice and sound effects from the timeless Star Trek series. This memory-evoking set also features light-up control panels and the commander of the USS Enterprise himself. A must have for any Star Trek fan!. The figure of Captain Kirk is 7" tall, and the chair measures 4 1/2" tall x 4" wide. Batteries included.STKIRK Star Trek Captain Kirk & His Deluxe Electronic Command Chair $34.95keywords: star trek arrived, bobble heads, TV and Movies, Star Trek Captain Kirk Talking Bobble Head Our new talking bobble Head features the likeness of Captain James T. Kirk of the USS Enterprise! Give his head a nudge to hear in Kirk's own voice three phrases. Full of attitude, charm and bobbling fun, this is one talking bobble head you'll want to beam into your collection! Bobble head stands 6" tall and batteries are included. BHSPKIRK Star Trek Captain Kirk Talking Bobble Head $12.95 keywords: star trek arrived, electronics, TV and Movies, Star Trek Original Series Medical Tricorder Now boldly go where no man has gone before with this authentic tricorder replica! Based on the 23rd-century design seen in the original Star Trek television series, the remarkably detailed electronic instrument features silver highlights over a black finish, plus light and sound effects taken from the watershed TV show. It's perfect for your next away mission! The Tricorder has an adjustable shoulder strap. All doors open and close. It includes sound effects and 7 electronic phrases spoken by Dr. McCoy like, "Shock, radiation burns... internal injuries for certain", "This is medically impossible!", "Some heart flutter Better risk a few drops of cordrazine", "Respiration normal; blood pressure normal", and more. Batteries included. STTRIC Star Trek Original Series Medical Tricorder $40.95 keywords: star trek arrived, bobble heads, TV and Movies, Star Trek Spock Talking Bobble Head Our new talking bobble Head features the likeness of everyone's favorite Vulcan, Spock! Give his head a nudge, to hear in Spock's own voice three Vulcan phrases. A must have for the Star Trek collector. Bobble Head stands 6" tall and batteries are included. BHSTSPOCK Star Trek Spock Talking Bobble Head $12.95 keywords: star trek arrived, novelties, TV and Movies, Star Trek Electronic Plush Tribble Whatever you do, don't feed the Tribbles! Recreating one of the most memorable and adorable aliens ever to appear on Star Trek,this Original Series Tribble BEIGE plush features real sounds and motion from the iconic episode "The Trouble With Tribbles!" Trigger the Tribble's calm, soothing coo's or switch the six-inch fur-ball to agitated mode for the ultimate in Klingon detection! You can't call yourself a true Star Trek fanatic if you don't have 1... or 10... or 100... or 1,000 of these. Batteries included. TRIBBLE Star Trek Electronic Plush Tribble $29.95 keywords: stuffed arrived, novelties, Crazy Gator Watch out! Don't let this Crazy Gator take a bite out of you! Give him a squeeze and he chomps, shakes and laughs uncontrollably. Check this gator sooner than later for lots of hilarious fun! Gator measures 8" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. CRAZYA Crazy Gator $14.95 keywords: stuffed novelties, Crazy Animals These crazy animals are crazy with laughter! Give them a press and they go into action shaking, laughing making their appropriate animals sounds. Watch out, their laughter can be contagious! Collect them all! Crazy animals measure 10" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. Options: TCRAZYB Crazy Bear $14.95 TCRAZYC Crazy Cat $14.95 TCRAZYD Crazy Dog $14.95 TCRAZYF Crazy Frog $14.95 TCRAZYH Crazy Horse $14.95 TCRAZYK Crazy Duck $14.95 keywords: thermometers electronics, Talking Indoor/Outdoor Thermometer With this unique indoor/outdoor talking thermometer you can wake up to voice reporting of the indoor/outdoor temperatures every fifteen minutes for the first hour after the alarm goes off. Thermometer features include: large LCD display, voice volume control and on/off, four modes of display (indoor/outdoor, indoor temperature, outdoor temperature and alarm time), hourly announcement of temperature, button for voice announcement, voice announcement in Celsius or Fahrenheit, daily high and low temperature with time stamp. Thermometer can be use on desk top or wall mountable. Temperatures range from minus 58 Fahrenheit to 198 Fahrenheit. Thermometer measures 5 1/4" x 3 1/4" x 3/4" and requires 2 AAA batteries (not included). WEA46 Talking Indoor/Outdoor Thermometer $19.95 keywords: thermometers decor, Talking Thermostat The VIP Series "talking thermostat" combines the latest technology to promote independent living with its talking setup instructions and talking announcements of the day, time, room temperature and temperature settings. Different programs can be entered to suit your weekend schedule. The VIP also has built in freeze protection. Installation can be done by the homeowner or licensed contractor. Also includes CD instruction. TTHERMO Talking Thermostat $169.95 keywords: toys arrived, educational, kids, Early Learning Pals Never has Early Learning been so much fun! These new, portable, hand held talking Learning Monkey and Penguin are cute and colorful and as much fun as they look. Kids can learn A-B-C and 1-2-3, Color & shapes, and their favorite nursery rhyme melodies with Penguin Pal. They can learn colors and shapes with our Monkey. Also includes auto shut-off and built-in speaker. Each Learning Pal is sold separately, 2 AA batteries included. For ages 18 months and up. Options: LPALSM (Colors and Shapes Monkey Learning Pal) $14.95 LPALSP (ABC and 123 Penguin Learning Pal) $14.95 keywords: toys arrived, educational, kids, Chatterbox Teaching Telephone Fun way for your little one to play and learn with this interactive telephone. Its friendly voice will interact with kids to teach them numbers, colors, shapes and more. The Chatterbox Teaching Telephone will also help build social skills in a fun way. Features include: voice record and play back, 3 fun learning activities, on/off and volume switch, light up color and shape buttons, number buttons, built-in speaker and notepad. Chatterbox Teaching Telephone requires 3 AA batteries included, for ages 2 and up. TPHONE Chatterbox Teaching Telephone $24.95 keywords: toys arrived, educational, handheld, kids, musicals, Musical Violin Perfect instrument for the wanna-be violinist. The kids will have lots of fun with this kid-size violin that actually sounds like a real instrument. Press one of three buttons to hear 8 songs such as "Red River Valley", "Santa Luchia", "You Are My Sunshine", etc. Comes with bow and stand. Violin measures 8 1/2" long and requires 2 AA batteries (not included). VIOLIN Musical Violin $9.95 keywords: wall clocks arrived, Viola Entertainer Wall Clock On the top of each hour, this spectacular wall clock plays one of 18 melodies. It has 6 popular, 6 classical, and 6 Christmas. As the music plays, the King and Queen plus angels spin and the angels on top are in perpetual motion. Light sensor deactivates the clock when the room is dark. Clock measures 19.6" x 13" and requires 2 D batteries included. CLKVIO Viola Entertainer Wall Clock $189.95 keywords: wall clocks arrived, dogs, Barking Dog Wall Clock Are you looking for a perfect gift for a dog lover? Our new 13" and 8" barking dog clocks feature pictures of 12 of the most popular dog breeds on its dial. Every time the top of the hour comes around, you hear that dog's authentic bark. There is a Labrador retriever, Yorkshire terrier, German shepherd, golden retriever, beagle, boxer, dachshund, bulldog, poodle, shiatsu, miniature Schnauzer and a cavalier King Charles spaniel. Dog clock also has a light sensor to deactivate the barks when room is dark. Barking Dog Clock measures 13 1/2" x 13 1/2" x 2" and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). Clocks are available in September 2009, but you can preorder now. Options: CLKNDOG1 (13 inch Dog Wall Clock) $24.95 CLKNDOG2 (8 inch Dog Wall/Desk-top Clock) $14.95 keywords: wall clocks arrived, cats, Meowing Cat Wall Clock Are you looking for a perfect gift for a cat lover? Our new 13" and 8" meowing cat clock features 12 of the most popular cat breeds on the face of its dial. In addition, the clock features one of 12 authentic cat meows at the top of each hour. Clock has the following breeds: Persian, Birman, Siamese, rag doll, Norwegian forest cat, Abyssinian, Maine coon, Exocet, oriental, Sphinx, Burmese and American short hair. Cat clock also features a light sensor to deactivate cat sounds when room is dark. Meowing Cat Clock measures 13 1/2" x 13 1/2" x 2" and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). Options: CLKNCAT1 (13 inch Cat Wall Clock) $24.90 CLKNCAT2 (8 inch Cat Wall/Desk-top Clock) $14.95 keywords: wall clocks recorders, Message In Time Picture Wall Clock Now you can record your favorite personal message to announce each hour! The possibilities are limited only by your imagination. Record a grandchild's first words, a close friend's greeting, or sounds from a special event. Hear that same recorded message at the top of each hour. Display 12 of your favorite pictures too. Ideal for school, wedding, pet, friend, or family photos. A great gift idea! Its light sensor deactivates recording when the room is dark. Clock measures 14" in diameter and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). CLKMIT Message In Time Picture Wall Clock $25.95 keywords: wall clocks arrived, TV and movies, Talking Hee Haw Wall Clock Enjoy the "corny" and hilarious humor of the hit comedy series throughout the day with our Hee Haw Wall Clock! This colorful clock, decorated with the show's signature cartoon characters and logo, announces each hour with one of 12 memorable quotes such as "Don't that sop your gravy?", "There oughta be a law against that", "Hey, wouldn't that churn your butter?" and more. Its light sensor deactivates sounds when the room is dark. Wall clock measures 13 1/2 in diameter and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). CLKHH Talking Hee Haw Wall Clock $24.95 keywords: wall clocks nature, Thomas Kinkade Garden of Prayer Soothing Sounds Wall Clock Fill your room with tranquil sights and sounds of the outdoors with this beautiful Soothing Sounds Clock from America's most collected living artist, Thomas Kinkade. His "Garden of Prayer" illustration invites the observer to enter a beautiful garden - a quiet meeting place to speak to the creator. Each hour is announced by one of three soothing nature sounds to give any room a peaceful ambiance. Its light sensor deactivates the clock when the room is dark. Clock is 13" in diameter and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). CLKTK Thomas Kinkade Garden of Prayer Soothing Sounds Wall Clock $29.95 keywords: wall clocks clocks, Westminster Wall or Mantle Clock w/Melody and Chime Enjoy the powerful sound of the Westminster chime or beautiful melodies at the top of each hour. Choose from our handsomely sculptured wall or mantle clock. A four position switch on back will allow you to select; Westminster chime, Westminster chime every 15 minutes, one of 6 popular melodies hourly or one of three Christmas melodies each hour. Clock can be adjusted for auto night shut-off between 11 PM and 5:45 AM, 24 hour play mode or silent mode. Its richness of sound and its heirloom quality construction will make this clock a focal point in any room. Wall clock measures 23.3" tall x 8" wide and mantle clock is 13" tall x 7.7" wide. Clocks requires 2 C batteries included. Options: CLKCHIMM (Mantle Clock) $179.95 CLKCHIMW (Wall Clock) $210.95 keywords: wall clocks birds, nature, Audubon Singing Bird Wall Clock 12 different bird sounds at the top of each hour! Perfect clock to hang in any room or office. Clock features 12 beautifully photographed most popular North American song birds that will sing each hour, a different bird every hour. Clock is officially licensed by the National Audubon Society. Light sensor deactivates clock when room is dark. The birds on the clock working clockwise from noon are Summer Tanager, Song Sparrow, Purple Martin, American Goldfinch, Wood Thrush, Common Yellowthroat, Eastern Meadowlark, Carolina Wren, Eastern Bluebird, Red-winged Blackbird, Yellow Warbler, and finally the Hermit Thrush. Clock measures 13.5" x 13.5" x 2" and requires 3 AA batteries (not included). CLKBIRD3 Audubon Singing Bird Wall Clock $19.95 keywords: wall clocks clocks, sports, trains, Motion and Sound, Train or Race Car, Wall Clock Got a train or race car enthusiast? They'll enjoy our new train or racing car wall clocks! The train clock has a train which races around the face of the clock with authentic locomotive sounds. The other clock has two race cars driving around a track with engine and horn sound effects! Light sensor deactivates clocks when the room is dark with a convenient volume control on back. Collect both clocks! Each clock measures 13 1/2" x 13 1/2" and requires 1 AA and 3 C batteries (not included). Options: CLKM01R Race Cars Wall Clock $35.95 CLKM01T Train Wall Clock $35.95 keywords: watches arrived, Talking Water Resistant Watch Our new Water-Resistant Talking LCD Watch announces the time in a clear female voice at the touch of a button and features an easy-to-see 3/8" x 7/8" LCD with bold black numbers. Now, when washing your hands, this water resistant watch can withstand incidental moisture. Additional features include: easy-to-set clock and alarm with snooze (choose to wake to buzzer alarm or one of two music tones), hourly time announcement from 6AM to 9PM (can be turned off if not desired), stainless steel back, and 90 day warranty. Watch has a black face with black plastic band and uses a CR2025 battery included. WAWR Talking Water Resistant Watch $19.95 keywords: watches Talking Atomic Watch with Talking Date A new and attractive timepiece to wear for any occasion. Our talking atomic watch features a clear male voice that speaks the time, date, and year. Watch face features large black numbers against a white background making it easy to read for those with low vision. Its hour and minute hands light up in the dark. Talking atomic watch is housed in a brushed silver casing combined with a black leather strap. It measures 1.5" in diameter and requires 1 CR2025 battery included. Options: WATIC01S (Strap) $34.95 keywords: watches Talking Pendant Watch Presenting a beautiful timepiece attractive enough to hang around your neck. This beautifully designed pendant features a delicate face with large enough numbers, so it can easily be read. Other features include; three alarms (beep, rooster and cuckoo), audible time and alarm settings, hourly report male voice announcements. Pendant comes with an attractive 28" chain. It measures 1 1/4" in diameter and batteries are included. WATPEN Talking Pendant Watch $39.95 keywords: watches Classic Ladies' or Men's Talking Watch Rich design, this stylish, polish finish, two-tone watch is perfect to wear for casual or dressy occasions. Metal watch features clear male voice, audio clock and alarm settings, calendar and hourly announcement. Leather strap or expansion band keeps it secure on the arm when wearing. Batteries included. Options: WACC01F (Ladies' Watch w/Leather Strap) $49.95 WACC01FE (Ladies' Watch w/Expansion Band) $49.95 WACC01M (Men's Watch w/Leather Strap) $49.95 WACC01ME (Men's Watch w/Expansion Band) $49.95 keywords: watches Talking Watch Sharp looking fashion talking watch with large number LCD and audio time report. Sturdy, leather-like band insures comfortable fit and attractive styling. This square-face watch also has an hourly announcement with alarm so you never miss those important activities or medications. Long life lithium battery included. WA47 Talking Watch $15.95 keywords: wedding bears, romantic, Singing Bride and Groom Duet This happy couple is singing all the way down the aisle. Give them a press and their heads sway and mouths move as they sing "Love and Marriage". They take turns singing verses back and forth and together. Bears would make a wonderful wedding gift for the happy couple. Couple measures 18" tall and require 3 AA batteries included. BGDUET Singing Bride and Groom Duet $29.95 keywords: xxx rude, Polly the Insulting Parrot Polly is rude, obnoxious and politically incorrect! You've got to be so careful what you say these days. Polly the Insulting Parrot isn't and lets rip with one insensitive and rude wise-crack after another. Polly says all the insensitive things you wish you could. Place Polly at the front door to meet and greet, in the kitchen, living room or in the loo. Polly is motion activated, so every time you walk by, Polly will let fly with some rude comment. Polly comes with a perch that you can hang anywhere.Polly on perch measures 6" x 7" and requires 4 AA batteries (not included). NPARROT Polly the Insulting Parrot $14.95 The shipping charges to include with your order are: For orders from 0.00 to 10.00 the charge is 5.50 For orders from 10.01 to 15.00 the charge is 6.50 For orders from 15.01 to 20.00 the charge is 7.50 For orders from 20.01 to 30.00 the charge is 8.50 For orders from 30.01 to 40.00 the charge is 9.50 For orders from 40.01 to 50.00 the charge is 10.50 For orders from 50.01 to 60.00 the charge is 11.50 For orders from 60.01 to 80.00 the charge is 13.50 For orders from 80.01 to 100.00 the charge is 15.50 For orders above 100.00 the charge is 16.50 Rough Cuffs is ready to catch those bad guys. Give him a press and he moves from side-to-side and moves his mouth as he sings "Bad Boys." Makes a great gift for the security or police professional. He stands 12" tall and requires 3 AA batteries included. Choose a talking product, then call our toll free number 800-248-9965. Order with a Visa, Master Charge, Discover or American Express. Or mail check/money order along with your order to: Speak To Me Catalog Pmb #154 330 SW 43rd St Suite K Renton, WA 98057 Please note: we have changed our return policy requirements. Please consult these changes which appear at the end of this file before returning or exchanging any item. Your satisfaction is guaranteed! If you are not completely satisfied with your talking product, you may return it within 30 days for a replacement or full refund. Please note: the 30 days begins from the date of purchase. Please inspect your product within this time frame. Please call us at (800) 248-9965 ext. 4 between 8AM-5PM Monday thru Friday PST to get a Return Merchandise Authorization Number (RMA) before sending your package back for a refund, credit or exchange. Also, you must package your return in all of the original product packaging. Refunds and credit are subject to denial if all product packaging, in its original condition, are not returned. Place the complete product in a durable carton and be sure to include our packing slip. Also, please note that credits will be given for the product only and not the original shipping charges. If packages do not have an authorized RMA# it will be refused and returned to you. For all international orders, please contact us for exact shipping charges at (425) 235-6119. Thank you for reading the Speak To Me catalog of talking products. Order toll free with your Visa, American Express, Discover or Master Charge 1-800-248-9965.
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