[icon-discuss] Farts

From: Linda Gehres <ljgehres@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: Linda Gehres <ljgehres@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sat, 03 Apr 2010 12:03:27 -0700
For those of you                who fart, and who doesn't, this is educational: 
 

I'm passing this on as I                                  did not want to be 
the only old fart receiving                                  it, so if you know 
any other than me, send it to                                  'em... Actually, 
it's not a                                  bad thing to be called, as you will 
see. Old                                  Farts are easy to spot at sporting 
events;                                  during the playing of the Star 
Spangled Banner.                                  Old Farts remove their caps 
and stand at                                  attention and sing without 
embarrassment.                                   They know the words and 
believe in                                  them. Old Farts remember the 
history of                                  World War II, Pearl Harbor, 
Guadalcanal ,                                  Normandy and Hitler. They 
remember the Atomic                                  Age, the Korean War, The 
Cold War , the Jet Age                                  and the Moon Landing, 
not to mention Vietnam                                  . If you bump into an 
Old Fart on the                                  sidewalk he will apologize. If 
you pass an Old                                  Fart on the street, he will 
nod or tip his cap                                  to a lady. Old Farts trust 
strangers and are                                  courtly to women.  Old Farts 
hold the                                  door for the next person and always, 
when                                  walking, make certain the lady is on the 
inside                                  for protection. Old Farts have moral    
                              courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag  
                                unless it's about their children or             
                     grandchildren. It's the Old Farts who                      
            know our great country is protected, not by                         
         politicians, but by the young men and women in                         
         the military serving their country. This                               
   country needs Old Farts with their work ethic,                               
   sense of responsibility, pride in their country                              
    and decent values. We need them now more                                  
than ever.  Thank God for Old                                  Farts! Pass this 
on to all the Old                                  Farts you know. I was taught 
to                                  respect my elders. It's just getting harder 
to                                  find them.
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