This is priceless!! I grew up on G&S
Thanks for sharing, Barbara,
Sarah
On Mon, Mar 16, 2020 at 11:20 PM Barbara Ruskin <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
via Penny Peters and the Cambridge Rehearsal Singers Group, with
appreciation
*For those of you familiar with Gilbert and Sullivan’s HMS Pinafore (Sung
to the tune of "Modern Major General")*
I am the very model of effective social distancing!
I listen to the experts on the topic of resistance-ing;
I know that brunch and yoga class aren’t nearly as imperative
As doing what I can to change the nation’s viral narrative.
I’m very well acquainted, too, with living solitarily
And confident that everyone can do it temporarily:
Go take a walk, or ride a bike, or dig into an unread book;
Avoid the bars and restaurants and carry out, or learn to cook.
There’s lots of stuff to watch online while keeping safe from sinus ills
(In this case, it’s far better to enjoy your Netflix MINUS chills)!
Adopt a pet, compose a ballad, write some earnest doggerel,
And help demolish Trump before our next event inaugural.
Pandemics are alarming, but they aren’t insurmountable
If everybody pitches in to hold ourselves accountable.
In short, please do your part to practice prudent co-existence-ing,
And be the very model of effective social distancing!
