Hello Stephen. I just read this nursing home, and thought you would like me think it funny. Lisa and Dotty. purrpurrxx
-------------------------------------------------- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Sunday, March 17, 2013 5:11 PMTo: "pam camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>; "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>; "gary wiggins" <gary128169@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [guide.chat] the nursing home
: FW: Fw: Fwd: The Nursing Home Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, 'Hey, we bet we can tell exactly how old you are!' The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess that, you silly old fools.' One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and undershorts and we can tell your exact age.' Embarrassed, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and then jump up and down several times. Determined to prove them wrong, he did it. Then they all piped up and said,'You're 87 years old!' Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess my age?' Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison - - - 'We were at your birthday party yesterday.'