[guide.chat] { received with many thanks to Si Watson } :Fwd: Shark attack!
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 13 Nov 2011 16:22:12 -0000
:Fwd: Shark attack!
shark attack
An atheist was swimming in the ocean, when all of the sudden he saw
a shark in the water. He immediately turns and heads towards his
boat.
As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His
boat is still quite a ways off so he starts swimming like crazy.
He's scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great
white beast open, revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor, the
atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!"
In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from
above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice
of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you
do not believe in me?"
Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie, the man replies,
"Well, that's true I don't believe in you, but how about the shark?
Can you make the shark believe in you?"
The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into
the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once
again.
As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start
to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls
back! He was saved!
In shock, the man continues to watch the shark as the huge beast
closes its eyes, and begins to speak. Unable to hear, he swims a
bit closer. Now, almost on top of the beast, he sees the shark
bow its head and say, "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to
receive..."
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