[guide.chat] on a bus

  • From: "Si Watson" <mrsvilla@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Mon, 11 Jul 2011 16:20:07 +0100

 on a bus

A man was riding on a crowded bus, standing room only. The bus
stopped, and an elderly lady got on carrying a large picnic basket.
She stood right in front of the man and grabbed the overhead rail
so the picnic basket was above the man's head.

Being a gentleman, he offered his seat to her.

She quickly declined, explaining she was only going a short
distance.

Soon the picnic basket began to leak, and the man felt something
drop on top of his head. As he looked up it hit beside his nose
and ran down across his lips. It was quite salty as he tasted it,
and he looked up at the lady and asked, "Pickles?"

She replied, "No, no, puppies."


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