[guide.chat] don't talk to my parrot
- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2012 11:17:10 +0100
Don't talk to my parrot... Wanda 's dishwasher quit working so she called in a
repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,
'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the
counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by the way don't worry about my dog
Spike. He won't bother you.' 'But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY
circumstances, talk to my parrot!' 'I MUST STRESS TO YOU: DO NOT TALK
TO MY PARROT!!!' When the repairman arrived at Wanda 's apartment the following
day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go
about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his
incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
contain himself any longer and yelled,'Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!' To
which the parrot replied,'Get him Spike!' See - Men just don't listen!
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