[guide.chat] Welfare check:
- From: "Si Watson" <mrsvilla@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 26 Jul 2011 12:26:22 +0100
Welfare check:
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just HATE
drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just
got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and
bodyguard
for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2011
Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward
to say, but you will also have as part of your job assignment, to satisfy her
sexual urges, as the daughter is in her mid-20's, and has a rather strong
sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it.
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