[guide.chat] TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Tue, 4 Sep 2012 14:40:15 +0100
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      This takes first prize for September 

               

                    Question 1:  

                    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, 
                    Who had 8 kids already, 
                    Three who were deaf, 
                    Two who were blind, 
                    One mentally retarded, 
                    And she had syphilis, 
                    Would you recommend that she have an abortion? 

                    Read the next question before looking at the response for 
this one. 

                    Question 2: 
                    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote 
counts.. 
                    Here are the facts about the three candidates. 

                    Candidate A: 
                    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with 
astrologists. 
                    He's had two mistresses. 
                    He also chain smokes 
                    And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. 

                    Candidate B: 
                    He was kicked out of office twice, 
                    Sleeps until noon, 
                    Used opium in college 
                    And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. 

                    Candidate C: 
                    He is a decorated war hero, 
                    He's a vegetarian, 
                    Doesn't smoke, 
                    Drinks an occasional beer 
                    And never committed adultery. 
                    Which of these candidates would be your choice? 

                    Decide first .. No peeking, and then scroll down for the 
response. 
                     

                     

                     
                     

                     

                    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. 
                    Candidate B is Winston Churchill. 
                    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. 

                    And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
                    If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

                    Pretty interesting isn't it? 
                    Makes a person think before judging someone. 

                    Remember: 
                    Amateurs ... Built the ark. 
                    Professionals ... Built the Titanic

                    You've gotta pass this on ... 2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
                   
           

       
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