[guide.chat] :{ Sheila }: Fw: Funnies - Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 30 Apr 2011 00:05:26 +0100
: Fw: Funnies - Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE
UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's
somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the
shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get
rid of
those fears...'
'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied
the
doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't
you
come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is
an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.. I was so happy
to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how,
may I ask,
did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under
there now!!!
SCREW THOSE SHRINKS.. GO HAVE A DRINK &TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER!
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