[guide.chat] :{ Sent by Sheila,my sister in law.} : Fw: One eyed red head!
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 20 Aug 2011 18:48:58 +0100
: Fw: One eyed red head
Subject: FW: One eyed red head
A man was dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there was a
Gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table..He had been checking
Her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it out of the air,
and handed it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye
back in place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they
went to the theatre followed by drinks... They talked, they laughed, she shared
her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened to him with interest.
After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to
come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful,
wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman.. Are you this
nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . ....
Wait for it ..... ......
It's coming ...... ......
The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
She said .... .....:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'
(Oh shut up, and just forward it!)
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