[guide.chat] :{ Margaret }:Fw: LET HIM DIG
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 16 Jun 2011 00:04:05 +0100
: Fw: LET HIM DIG
Subject: LET HIM DIG
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each
other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep
into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way
up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!'
Neighbours feared him. They believed he practised black
magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
neighbourhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he
was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake.
After the burial, she went straight to the local bar
and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbours, concerned for
her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his
way up and out of the grave, and come back to haunt you for the rest of your
life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I
had him buried upside down.'
Damn!!! Women think of everything!!!
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