[guide.chat] Kids, who wants them?
- From: "John Keel" <j.keel1428@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "chat forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 31 Oct 2012 20:39:45 -0000
A school teacher takes a coach load of blind school children on a day trip to
the seaside. On the way back, he decides he could murder a pint. So he says to
the driver, "Let's stop at the next village. There's a fate on there and a good
pub too where I can get a good pint or three." The driver says, "Ok. but what
are you going to do with these kids?" "Oh that's all right. There's a big
field next to the pub. They can go in there and have a game of football.""How
do blind children play football?" Asks the driver. "They use a ball with a
bell in it," says the teacher.
Well, they get to the village, the kids go in the field next to the pub and the
teacher goes into the pub for a drink. After about ten minutes, the driver
comes in and says, "You better do something about those kids." The teacher
says, "They're ok aren't they?" "No," says the driver. "They are all kicking
hell out of the morris dancers."
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