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- From: "Ela" <elagreen2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide.chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:38:12 +0100
Maybe you should stick to 1 word Scott? you know? that word you can spell?
hahahahahahahah After all, the other 11 you use are usually rude ones anyway
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Scott C - Email Address: castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 16/09/2009 15:43
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hahahahahahaha hi mate.
Glad you got back OK.
Nope no fan club but do feel free to start one if you like.
Now what's this about me going on a bit?
Me?
Never.
Still why use 1 word if 12 will do?
I was talking about MSN messages but it's working again now.
E by gum,
Hey it gone cold?
And it go's dark at 8 now already.
Soon be Xmas no doubt.
Well as santer says me sacks full anyone want a present?
-----Original Message-----
From: Keith Wines - Email Address: keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 15/09/2009 23:30
Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] Forwarded Email: In Reply To: [guide.chat] Why I Fired My
Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary
Hi Scot many thanks for all of the funny ditties that you have put onto the
chat line ,I am gradually getting through the 178 emails that were in my
computer when I got back from my holiday ,I still have not read all of them yet
but somewhere I think I heard that you had not had any messages was this MSN or
skype ones ,I did not know that you were on skype if I had known then I would
have sent you a skype call rather than wasting time typing emails too you as I
am not much good at this ,anyway I think you have a fan ,have you a fan club
,if so ,you should put it into the chat club as seventy five of all the emails
so far in my received emails came from you ,please take this as a complement as
I know that as you read this you will think I am taking the p but it is the way
my writing is ,I had better stop now or I will dig a big hole for myself and
say something that I did not mean to say ,so Scot keep on sending all of the
emails even though you do go on a bit ,I'm sure you mean well .
Best Wishes
Keith
-----Original Message-----
From: Scott C - Email Address: castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 04/09/2009 12:56
Sent To: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [guide.chat] Why I Fired My Secretary
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I
went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy birthday".
I thought. well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids
ate breakfast and didn't say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good morning boss, happy
birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out
to lunch, just you and me".
I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead
at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed
the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
She said, "Let's go to my apartment".
After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't
mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back".
"OK", I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying
a huge birthday cake. followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And I just sat there.
On the couch.
Naked.
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