jokes one sunday morning george puts is dressing gown on and walks in to the ketchen here he finds is wife beryl preparing breakfast she turnes round when he comes in and says don't say a word ravish me right now so saying she whips off her own dressing gown and lies back naked on the ketchen table always one to rise to a challenge george throws off is own clothing and gets to it hafter they have finished their torrid activity george gasps and says that was fantastic but wat's the occasion? we don't make love in the kitchen their is no occasion replies beryl warking over to the stove i am boiling a egg and the timer is broken why do maney men suffer from premature ejaculation?because they have to rush back to the pub to tell there mates what hapend