well not that you know anyway, hahah but just for the record I've been called a lot worse Message----- From: Scott C - Email Address: castledine10@googl4æemail.com Sent On: 30/12/2009 22:49 Sent To: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] weepie pee Yer? Note no one calls you Delia. Pot calling the kettle ant it? -----Original Message----- From: Ela - Email Address: elagreen2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 30/12/2009 20:55 Sent To: Guide.chat - Email Address: guide.chat@f4æreelists.org Subject: [guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] weepie pee well you can keep your cracker jokes Scott coz the best joke I've heard for a long while is the one about you cooking anyhthing hahahahahahahahahahahah It's the way you tell um. -----Original Message----- From: Scott C - Email Address: castledine10@googXçlemail.com Sent On: 30/12/2009 20:15 Sent To: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] weepie pee Well I got a deep fat fryer that only use's a spoon full of oil but can make chips and stuff just the same as the type were the food actually sits in the oil. This is a tefal actifry. Good old mum and dad. Now I only heard 2 jokes from crackers that are worth telling so. How do you get 2 whales in a car? think about it? Answer? Over the 7 bridge. Next? Why can't I get down from an elephant? Answer? Coss it's only found on ducks. hahahahahahahahahahaehehehehahweehehe Ta Scott. -----Original Message----- From: Keith Wines - Email Address: keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 30/12/2009 20:05 Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] weepie pee Hi Scot and everyone else, I totally agree with Scot what a load of old kill joys you are for our children,weren't you children yourselves at one time,and did you not enjoy opening your presents that were hung on the bottom of your bed in a large stocking or pillow case,I know that when I was a kiddie I used to wake-up early and there it was and we kids used to eat all the sweets and chocolates first and when we got up and got down stairs we had our breakfast ,then looked at what everyone else had for starters,after tea which consisted of bread and margarine and jam then a piece of Christmas cake and perhaps some fruit to finish off if one had any room left,there was always nuts and other Christmas like sweets and fruit to eat when you fancied it,and as kids it was a wonderful time of the year,I certainly would not like to ban it or anything like it,I was one of six children and I was number Three in the line-up. I know it is not too good for the man or woman who has lost their partners like myself but I think children really look forward to trying to see father Christmas coming down the chimney if they can catch him,of course if there is no chimney then that makes it more difficult for the man in the red suit,but he always finds his way if the child has been good ,don't you think so. So everyone please keep the Christmas time and even if you do not celebrate the Christian calendar then think of the children. From me Keith Subject: [guide.chat] weeepeee Well, I think your a bunch of miserable gitts. Mince pie anyone? more for me then. With you lot we better pass around the cyanide pills. Come on people it's Xmas. weeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeee -----Original Message----- From: Sally - Email Address: se.wooller@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 30/12/2009 18:21 Sent To: Lyn Morgan, Guide Chat - Email Address: moondustgrey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] BAAH HUMBUG Hi Lyn, As you say, Christmas time has a different feeling for everyone and emotions are all over the place. Bereavements, meeting up again, etc.etc. I enjoyed Christmas as a child even when finances were not good for Mum and Dad, there were, still, at least pressies for me and my brothers to open and probably this was the same situation for others too and I think that large pressies are not that gratefully appreciated nowadays but times have changed of course and we have to move with the times, don't we. I, along with my hubby nowadays try and not make too much of a fuss about it and tend to think of it as a normal Bank Holiday weekend for example, as we can meet up with relatives and family, eat and drink and have a good time at any time of the year anyway and not myself being very religious, we all know, Christmas was supposed to be a religious holiday originally but it's O.T.T. time for some people and O.K., that's how they, celebrate with their kids and if we had children to spoil too, I bet my story would be completely different. TTFN Sally -----Original Message----- From: Lyn Morgan - Email Address: moondustgrey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 29/12/2009 09:52 Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] BAAH HUMBUG Hi All Am I the only miserable devil on this list who absolutely hates Christmas with a passion and is glad when all the unnecessary fuss is over and done with. Sorry folks, I told you I was a misery, so feel free to agree hahaha. I just can't stand all the fuss and the rushing around it entails and the question which makes me cringe each time I here it is: "are you all ready?" Just my opinion, no offence meant. Christmas has different meanings to us all and in my case it will always have a shadow hanging over it because my dad died 3 years ago on Boxing day. Best wishes to you all for the new year. Roll on summer. Lyn from Hyde in Cheshire, England Skype name: starlightgold MSN: a Message----- From: Scott C - Email Address: castledine10@googXçlemail.com Sent On: 30/12/2009 20:15 Sent To: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] weepie pee Well I got a deep fat fryer that only use's a spoon full of oil but can make chips and stuff just the same as the type were the food actually sits in the oil. This is a tefal actifry. Good old mum and dad. Now I only heard 2 jokes from crackers that are worth telling so. How do you get 2 whales in a car? think about it? Answer? Over the 7 bridge. Next? Why can't I get down from an elephant? Answer? Coss it's only found on ducks. hahahahahahahahahahaehehehehahweehehe Ta Scott. -----Original Message----- From: Keith Wines - Email Address: keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 30/12/2009 20:05 Sent To: guide chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] weepie pee Hi Scot and everyone else, I totally agree with Scot what a load of old kill joys you are for our children,weren't you children yourselves at one time,and did you not enjoy opening your presents that were hung on the bottom of your bed in a large stocking or pillow case,I know that when I was a kiddie I used to wake-up early and there it was and we kids used to eat all the sweets and chocolates first and when we got up and got down stairs we had our breakfast ,then looked at what everyone else had for starters,after tea which consisted of bread and margarine and jam then a piece of Christmas cake and perhaps some fruit to finish off if one had any room left,there was always nuts and other Christmas like sweets and fruit to eat when you fancied it,and as kids it was a wonderful time of the year,I certainly would not like to ban it or anything like it,I was one of six children and I was number Three in the line-up. I know it is not too good for the man or woman who has lost their partners like myself but I think children really look forward to trying to see father Christmas coming down the chimney if they can catch him,of course if there is no chimney then that makes it more difficult for the man in the red suit,but he always finds his way if the child has been good ,don't you think so. So everyone please keep the Christmas time and even if you do not celebrate the Christian calendar then think of the children. From me Keith Subject: [guide.chat] weeepeee Well, I think your a bunch of miserable gitts. Mince pie anyone? more for me then. With you lot we better pass around the cyanide pills. Come on people it's Xmas. weeeeeeeepeeeeeeeeeee -----Original Message----- From: Sally - Email Address: se.wooller@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 30/12/2009 18:21 Sent To: Lyn Morgan, Guide Chat - Email Address: moondustgrey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] BAAH HUMBUG Hi Lyn, As you say, Christmas time has a different feeling for everyone and emotions are all over the place. Bereavements, meeting up again, etc.etc. I enjoyed Christmas as a child even when finances were not good for Mum and Dad, there were, still, at least pressies for me and my brothers to open and probably this was the same situation for others too and I think that large pressies are not that gratefully appreciated nowadays but times have changed of course and we have to move with the times, don't we. I, along with my hubby nowadays try and not make too much of a fuss about it and tend to think of it as a normal Bank Holiday weekend for example, as we can meet up with relatives and family, eat and drink and have a good time at any time of the year anyway and not myself being very religious, we all know, Christmas was supposed to be a religious holiday originally but it's O.T.T. time for some people and O.K., that's how they, celebrate with their kids and if we had children to spoil too, I bet my story would be completely different. TTFN Sally -----Original Message----- From: Lyn Morgan - Email Address: moondustgrey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Sent On: 29/12/2009 09:52 Sent To: Guide Chat - Email Address: guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] BAAH HUMBUG Hi All Am I the only miserable devil on this list who absolutely hates Christmas with a passion and is glad when all the unnecessary fuss is over and done with. Sorry folks, I told you I was a misery, so feel free to agree hahaha. I just can't stand all the fuss and the rushing around it entails and the question which makes me cringe each time I here it is: "are you all ready?" Just my opinion, no offence meant. Christmas has different meanings to us all and in my case it will always have a shadow hanging over it because my dad died 3 years ago on Boxing day. Best wishes to you all for the new year. Roll on summer. Lyn from Hyde in Cheshire, England Skype name: starlightgold MSN: a