[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] Horrid Henry's jokes

  • From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Mon, 2 Jan 2012 22:13:15 -0000

Oh herold your so funny love this monster jokes hahahehehehehehe 
just forwarded them to my nephew he weill love them 
thank you 
Love Carol x.x.x.x.

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Subject: [guide.chat] Horrid Henry's jokes

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Mummy's Curse jokes
 
Why didn't the 
skeleton and the
monster fight?
 
 
 
The skeleton
didn't have the
guts.
 
 
 
Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
 
 
 
His daddy was a mummy.
 
 
During which age did mummies live?
 
 
 
The Band-age.
 
 
What does a monster mummy say to her kids
at lunch?
 
 
 
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
 
 
What did the metal monster want written
on his gravestone?
 
 
 
Rust in piece.
 
 
What pets does Dracula own?
 
 
A bloodhiound and a
ghoulfish.
 
 
 
What is sung in the vampire production of
Abba hits?
 
 
 
Fang you for the music.
 
 
Who works in monster hospitals?
 
 
 
A skeleton staff.
 
 
What feature do witches love having on
their computers?
 
 
 
A spell checker.
 
 
What should you do after shaking hands
with a monster?
 
 
Count your fingers.
 
 
When a vampire drinks too much, what
does it get?
 
 
 
A fangover.
  

You will

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