[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Fwd: Job Opening at the FBI

From: "M BOWKER" <bowker288@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wed, 6 Jul 2011 21:40:18 +0100


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Hello Maam, As you probably seen I am very busy with the chat line these days. 
So first things first Maam, How are you all keeping, well I hope. I am a bit 
concerned a about you putting these jokes on the chat line . I hope its not 
Phillip making you do it. Just let me know Maam if you need help.  
Your humble Servant, Sir Malcolm. Knight of the round table.




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Subject: [guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Fwd: Job Opening at the FBI

> The FBI had an opening for an assassin. 
> After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 
> 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
> 
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door 
> and handed him a gun.
> 
> 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the 
> circumstances.
> 
> Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ... Kill her!!'
> 
> The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'
> 
> The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job.  Take your wife 
> and go home.'
> 
> The second man was given the same instructions.
> 
> 
> He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
> 
> The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
> 
>  
> The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
> 
> Finally, it was the woman's turn.  She was given the same instructions, to 
> kill her husband.  She took the gun and went into the room.  Shots were 
> heard, one after another.  They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the 
> walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
> 
> The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her 
> brow. 
> 
> 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.  'I had to beat him to death with 
> the chair.'
> 
> MORAL:
> 
> 
> Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
> 
> 
> 
> 
> 
>

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