Well Carol. what can I say.Bring on my girls. Jenny , Vanessa, cath, phyllis, Senn,Angela, and Sarah to help me. Or you could offer it to mad Jim, He could clean it while playing the bag pipes to you. You will only have to feed him as he doesn't need the money. Hay Carol, he would be a good catch for you, he's loaded. heeeheeeeheeehaaahaaahaaahaaahaaaheeeheeehee. love Malcolm. hi malcolm if you work for me this is what I want you to do ok Monday start at 8am clean all my flat widnows first then hoover up then clean fridge out then cook me dinner then wash up even give you a corrie apron too can't be any fairer that now can I? Tuesday start at 9am mop my kitchen floor bathroom floor wash tiles all in my bathroom as it is tiled right through then put clean bedding on my bed then waash door frames and oors down then cook me tea then empty rubish in bin down staires Wednsday take me to tesco's do all my shop bring it all back put it all away then polish all my furniture in flat tehn tidy up the cupboards tehn mop my stair case on top of landing here cook me tea Thursday start at 8am hoover up once again turn all my tape magazines labels over put me cd on then wash my settee down then take curtains down wash them cook my tea. Friday take my bedding off put clean on agin hoover up wash bathroom bath sinck toilet then wash my kitchen worktops mop kitchen floor wash all my silver cutterly then put clean curtains up in lounge go to the chippie get me fish and chips mushy peas make me pot of tea then your work is completed for week your wages weill be £80 for the week so twenty pound a day i am employed by jewish bosses you see can only pay you that recission on Take it or leave it! corrie apron is free hahahahahahahahahahahaha my god you got it cushy there love slave driver miss mopp carol xxxx