[guide.chat] In Reply To: FW: The Irish Millionaire

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:42:19 -0000

Hi all this is a warning,there is a lot of swear words in this one and if you 
do not like this sort of thing then please do not read it!!!

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From: Christine
Sent On: 22/03/2010 10:30

Subject: FW: The Irish Millionaire

The Irish Millionaire 
Mick, from Dublin , appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the 
end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. 

You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant, 'but for a million pounds 
you've only got one lifeline left - phone a  friend. Everything is riding on 
this question......will you go for it?' 

'Sure,' said Mick. 'I'll have a go!' 
'Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?' 

A: Sparrow 

B: Thrush 

C: Magpie 

D: Cuckoo 

I haven't got a clue,' said Mick, 'so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me 
friend Paddy back home in Dublin '.
Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the 
question to him. 

'Fookin hell, Mick!' cried Paddy. 'Dat's simple.......it's a cuckoo.' 

'Are you sure?' 

'I'm fookin sure.' Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, 'I'll go wit Cuckoo 
as me answer.' 

'Is that your final answer?' asked Chris 

'Dat it is, Sir.' 

There was a long - long pause, and then Chris Tarrant screamed, 'Cuckoo is the 
correct answer! Mick, you've won 1 million pounds!' 

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink. 

'Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was da cuckoo that 
doesn't build its own nest? 

'Because he lives in a fookin clock!' 

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