[guide.chat] Here's a little rhyme to pass the time

  • From: "Margaret Davy" <margaret.davy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 21 May 2009 15:38:12 +0100

Hi Chatters ,
Charlotte tried this rhyme out on me first, thought it was good and might cheer 
the rest of you as well.Maggie

           Guide chat,

The weird and wonderful things,
 We talk about on guide chat,
Every thing from wasp stings,
To wearing a glove on your hat.

Malcolm had a wasp up his shorts,
Maggie got stung on the lip.
Elaine found a lizard in her sleeping bag,
Trying to have a nice little kip,

Getting a ladybird in your mouth,
While drinking a cup of tea,
Is a nasty, experience,
I'm sure we all agree,

We have talked a lot about cats.
The cute silly things they do,
Like one bringing a sock home every night,
Where they came from no one has a clue,
 
Quaker the dog was not cut out to guide,
But in the end, he did aspire,
He showed his true worth,
By saving two nuns from a fire,

Embarrassing, tying a dog to your chair,
Then some thing distracts the pup,
The dog pulls the chair away,
And its legs and bottoms up,

A man wearing a ladies nightie,
By mistake, it has to be said,
It's a wonder, no one asked,
Have you just got out of bed?

A forum to talk to each other,
To mention this and that.
To help and support, become friends,
It's all here on Software's guide chat.

Best wishes,
from, Charlotte.

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