[guide.chat] Headlines on kermit and miss piggy
- From: "Carol O'Connor" <missbossyboots33@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 8 Feb 2012 22:59:52 -0000
From editor frozzy the bear dated wednsday february 2012
Headlines
news flash
watch dog spoted big arguments tonight on chat forum run by barmy members who
been upsetting miss piggy over her relationship with x husband Kermit aged 50
years old born in frog pond near muppet station in green grass near duck pond
avenue.
Miss Piggy who is also 50 too in pink who lives in pigs farm was born in all
creatures great and small .
miss piggy is suffering from post natal depression who gave birth to 6
beautiful pigglets all weighed in at 2 pounds at birth is now wanting to marry
her long x sweet heart Kermit once again but her dreams not fulfilled due to
interfering little Frog called Calyx who is born in sheffield one year and half
ago was fostered by
couple Cathie and Mike harrison .
Calyx is unhappy because she has been unlucky in love with boys Frogs
not surprised commented editor of the frog gernal .
nobody knows the truth why yet commented reporter mr snake
Miss piggy just wants her 6 pigglets to be happy again and all be one big happy
family
reporter mr snake of animal kindom gernal paper priced £1.50
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