[guide.chat] Golf
- From: "clare moulds" <clare@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 31 Aug 2011 16:52:37 +0100
Golf
Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were out playing golf. Moses stepped up
to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but rolled directly
toward the water. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled
to the other side safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward the
same water. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of hovered
over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up onto
the green.
The third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out over
the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces off a truck
and hits a nearby tree. From there it bounces onto the roof of a nearby shack
and rolls down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto the fairway and
right toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, it hits a little
stone and bounces out over the water and onto a lily pad where it rested
quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped upon the lily pad and snatched
the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog
and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and
dropped the ball which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
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