[guide.chat] :Fwd : Professor of Mathematics
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 12 Apr 2011 00:06:03 +0100
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From:Charlotte and John
Sent On: 19/11/2010 23:12
Sent To: Keith
Subject:Fwd : Professor of Mathematics
A professor of mathematics send a fax to his wife.
It read: " Dear wife, you must realise you are 54 years old and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
" I am other wise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not
be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will
be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful 18 year old teaching assistant.
I'll be home before midnight.
Your husband."
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a fax waiting that read: " Dear
husband, you too are 54 and by the time you receive this, I will be at the
Breakford Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy.
" Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the
fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.................
Don't wait up!"
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PS.
My granddad died at 84 playing cricket, struck on the head by the ball after
scoring a century.
We all agreed he'd had a good innings.
His dying wish was to be buried in a coffin full of his pety pois.
May he rest in peas..............
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